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The girls of Pretty Wild On E! are really a bunch of sluts.  I feel really bad for the little 15 year old girl that is on there Gabrielle Neiers.  She is getting the worst example and lesson in life from her two whorish sisters.  I predict that she will grow up to make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Theresa.  It looks like some of the Pretty Wild girls are into pole dancing also.  Go figure.  Tess Taylor is definitely the sister with the talent, and by talent I mean possible the nicest boobs Hollywood.  Check out a video of Tess Taylor and her sister Alexis Neiers or Alexis Arlington from a photo shoot in Paris.

Tess Taylor, Tess Arlington, Tess Taylor Arlington Tess Amber Taylor, whatever the hell she is calling herself these days, is definitely on the top of everyone’s slut radar. Her sister Alexis Neiers, or Alexis Arlington, the oldest isn’t the best role model either.  You can definitely see the resemblance in their faces and their bodies.  I feel bad for the little one Gabrielle.  She is going to be overwhelmed and have her childhood stolen and end up stripping at a place called Pink Punters (I think Tess was a Pole Dancer / Hole Exposer there).  The mother on the show seems like a real role model too.  Check out some pictures of Tess Taylor in lingerie in some slutty photo shoots along with her sister Alexis Neiers Arlington in some bikini pictures showing off her hot slutty body after (more…)

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Olivia Blois Sharpe has been looking hot and getting all the publicity from the show Jerseylicious.  She has been on Extra, Wendy Williams and a couple other shows.  Olivia is definitely the Snooki of the show.  I am sure she hates to be compared to Snooki, but it is going to happen.  She is definitely better looking than Snooki and of course being from Jersey, people are going to say that shit.  I watched this episode of Jerseylicious and thought it was pretty funny that Olivia cried because they cut her nails off.   Maybe girls check out each other’s nail, but that is the last thing that any guy is checking out:

Don’t worry Olivia, when you have an ass like that, I don’t think it would matter much if you had some grimy nails with Chesty Cheetah aka Tracy DiMarco’s orange fake tan shit all stuck underneath them.   The nails will grow back eventually, just keep your backside looking hot and you will have no worries.  Check out some more pictures of the girls from Jerseylicious, Olivia in some short tight outfits showing her hot ass & roommate Briella looking hot in some short skirts showing off those nice long sexy legs, , The Glam Fairy Alexa Prisco with her nice big cleavage, and Tracy Di Marco looking orange with her big fake tits popping out after (more…)

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Not only does this picture make part of my body want to be a strawberry, it makes you see how hot Alison Brie is.  Alison is on two TV shows right now. She stars as Trudy Campbell on Mad Men and Annie Edison on Community.  Alison didn’t do much before she was cast on these two shows.  She was in one episode of a show called “Hot Sluts”  Check out the trailer!
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It looks like she was playing a character that wasn’t a slut, then became one.  Go Alison!  She is great playing that douche bag Pete Campbell’s wife on Mad Men.  She reminds me of a sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt  / Sarah Michelle Gellar combo.  I haven’t watched Community yet, but I have heard good things.  I think that there are TWO Big, natural, ,voluptuous, reasons that Alison makes these two TV shows better, and here they are:

If those things don’t make you want to tune in and watch Alison Brie, then I don’t know what is wrong with you.  Can you now see the resemblance to Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Check out some more pictures of Alison in a hot photo shoot with her goods showing, a couple more pics from the boobarific scene above, and some others of her just being a hot piece of ass after (more…)

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Sofia Vergara is a great reason to watch the TV show Modern Family.  She is unbelievably hot in the show and looks sexy as hell all the time.  Sofia always has on some kind of ridiculous outfit that shows off her awesome suspect to implants breasts and nice tight ass.  Her boobs are seriously WOW!  I think this pic says it all.

Sofia didn’t always look like this though.  She has definitely under went some major plastic surgery to be transform into the flawless hot piece of latina ass that she is.  The other women on the show are hot too, but compared to Sofia, they fail in comparison.  Clarie, played by Julie Bowen, was actually the hot reporter in Happy Gilmore.

Sarah Hyland, who looks about 12 is actually 20 years old and has a cute little body on her too.  She has some really long skinny, but hot legs and a beautiful little face.  The show is absolutely hilarious and Al Bundy dating Sofia Vergara is great.  It’s a middle class man’s dream to see him with the likes of her.  The season finale is filmed in Hawaii, so hopefully we will see all the hot women from Modern Family in their bikinis!  Check out some more Sofia Vergara bikini and a couple nude topless thong pics, some pics of Sarah Hyland looking cute with nice legs, and Julie Bowen nude and in her bra and panties after (more…)

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Team Olivia is where it’s at for me.  I can’t lie, I don’t religiously watch the show, but I do like to check out the girls that are on it.  I pretend that I am watching it for content, but I really am just checking out everyone’s shit and waiting for a chick fight to happen.  Tracy Dimarco is really a huge bitch on the show, and I am sure that it isn’t really an act.  She seems like a nasty, orange, fat ass bitch.  Seriously, I have never seen someone that is so orange before.  I mean this takes tanning to a whole new level.  When she goes tanning, does she use some cheap lotion made by the same people who make Cheetos?  I think I will call her CHESTIER CHEETAH!

Tracy's After Tanning Bath

Chesty Cheetah, (that sounds better) must partake in this Cheeto Bath quite frequently to keep up her color.  She could also be using that powder that comes in Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as blush.  Seriously Tracy  is no comparison to Olivia Sharpe looks wise.  I am not into people who are totally plastic.  Her tits look so fake, that even Posh Spice said damn!!!! and we all know that Posh has been rockin’ those softball implants for quite some time.  If Olivia’s boyfriend wants Tracy instead, Olivia shouldn’t give a frogs fat ass about it.  She can do much better I am sure.  Come to think of it, almost every girl on the show is hotter than Tracy.  Olivia’s roommate Briella and Alexa Prisco “The Glam Fairy”  looked super hot at the Jerseylicious Premiere Party.

The Glam Fairy has a great rack.  She should keep those bad boys on display more often.  I can’t tell if they are real or not, but they aren’t obvious implants like Chesty Cheetah Tracy Dimarco.  I hope a full out brawl catfight erupts in the salon and everyone gangs up on  Chesty Cheetah.  I am sure that won’t be the first time she has had a gang of people all touching her at the same time.  Check out some more pictures of Jerseylicious  Olivia Sharpe looking hot in tight clothes , Briella’s looking sexy with her nice legs in some short skirts, Alexa The Glam Fairy’s cleavage, and Chesty Cheetah looking bitchy as the day is long after (more…)

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Teri Hatcher sexes it up on Desperate Housewives again.  She still looks really good for her age.  I remember watching her in Tango & Cash and thinking that she was really hot.  Then after that, I don’t remember most of anything else she did until Desperate Housewives.  DH is like a Sex And The City made for TV.  Personally, I think that it sucks.  There are some good parts th0ugh, like the time that Teri Hatcher started stripping:

Teri still looks good and her breasts are supposedly natural.  She did admit to have some Botox injections, but didn’t admit to any other surgeries.  Rumor has it she had cheek implants, and some collagen injections.  Surprisingly, nothing is mentioned about her boobs.  Well, they still look good, and even if they are drooping a little, with this push up bra, you  would never know.  Check out some more pictures of Teri Hatcher from Desperate Housewives 2010 with a low cut titty shirt on showing her old but hot cleavage after (more…)

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It was only a matter of time before The Big Bang Theory was made into a porn video.  They already have “The Sopornos”,  “Schindler’s Fist”, ” Throbbin Hood”, and Pulp Friction.  Now they can add another title to the spoof porn world, without changing it.  The trailer is not xxx rated, and it’s kind of funny if you like the show.  Ashlynn Brooke, who is often mistaken for Bree Olson, plays the “Penny” role.  I don’t know who plays the part of any of the guys because I simply don’t give a shit.  Bree Olson’s hole schedule, get it HOLE schedule, was probably FILLED, because she would have made a better “Penny”. It’s great that they made it, but most people will never see it, because seriously, who buys porn anymore?   Check out some extra slutty sexy pictures (to match the theme of the article of course) of Kaley Cuoco aka Penny from The Big Bang Theory after (more…)

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The crew of Jersey Shore is hitting the gym hard.  It’s probably because they aren’t allowed to go anywhere else in Miami.   My friend lives in Miami and he told me that it is all over the news that certain clubs aren’t letting any of the Jersey Shore cast members in.  Jersey Shore cast members have been banned from a shitload of Miami hotspots.  I don’t know why they would do that.  You would think that the clubs would want the publicity, but I guess not.  So it seems the Jersey Shore crew has been spending a lot of time doing other things.  Snooki looks overjoyed to be at the gym!

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Snooki’s face right there is one that even a mother COULDN’T love.  She should just listen to her shirt and get naked already.  Snooki still swears she will never pose for Playboy, but once their fame dies down and her and J-Woww can’t find anything else to do, they will take the money and do a Playboy shoot.  Mike The Situation is probably definitely Playgirl bound, and maybe Ronnie as well.  I would suggest doing it before Season 2 is over, they should really strike while the iron is hot, because I think they will all be soon forgotten.  Check out some more pictures of the Jersey Shore crew at the gym and J-Woww wearing  what seems to be no bra because her nipples are poking out and maybe no panties because her camel is toe’n after (more…)

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Olivia Munn recently guest starred on Accidentally On Purpose.  This video is a great compilation of her looking hot as hell on the show.  The stoned out guy on that show Davis, played by Nicolas Wright is hilarious.  Jenna Elfman plays a pregnant woman Billie and at the time Jenna was pregnant in real life.  She had a healthy baby boy in February.   I like the show most of the time, and it is funny in a modern day Dharma and Greg sort of way.  It used to be on Monday nights, but now they have moved it to Wednesday after at 8:30 on CBS.  I think there was probably too much competition on Mondays, so they moved it to a day where there is less to compete with.  I think Olivia guest starred possibly to promote her movie Date Night which comes out April 9th, so being on the sitcom two days before will get her some publicity for the movie.  Olivia will also be starring in Iron Man 2 which is scheduled to come out May 7th.  Olivia hasn’t done much acting, her main thing seems to be modeling.   She did a non nude Playboy shoot  and has appeared in magazines such as Maxim and a few others.  Check out some of Olivia Munn’s hot modeling and Playboy pics after (more…)

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Michael Lynche should have gone home last night.  Was it his wife’s tears that saved his big ole ass?  When I saw him get voted off, I literally said “Yes!” out loud.  I like Big Mike as a person, but give me a break!  He is definitely not going to win the whole show.  Saving him was a friggin waste of time.  I hope he goes home next week.  What will probably happen is, next week Lee Dewyze, Crystal Bowersox, Siobhan Magnus or Casey (my predicted final four) will be in trouble and the judges won’t be able to save them because they wasted their one and only save on Michael.  I hate this save shit.  Now we have to listen to Mike sing his big Ruben Studdard like ass off again.  They should have a rule where they get to take the person that got voted off and pick someone else and send them home instead.  This way, they could get rid of  people like Tim Urban.  Tim Urban is the new Sanjaya.  Is Howard Stern telling everyone to vote for Tim or something?  WTF??? And here  is another big Idol WTF:

Since when did Rihanna start plugging herself into the Matrix?  She looked like a space aged tool.  Seriously, Chris Brown must have knocked the sense out of her, instead of knocking some sense into her when he chucked that beating on her. We all know Rihanna was traumatized, but she needs to go back to the therapist, and / or fire her current stylist.  Plus, the song sucked mega massive moose balls.  Anyway, I likes seeing the stupid look on Mike’s face and watching his wife cry.  It may be mean, but I really don’t care.  All in all, he definitely shouldn’t have had the lowest amount of votes.  Tim Urban, Katie Stevens, and Aaron Kelly should have been  kicked off before “BIG Mike”.  But it’s only a matter of time before he’s booted, so check out Mike’s shocked &  almost handicapped face and some more of his wife’s tears after (more…)