Rating:  

This post really deserved a big blast on the Stank-O-Meter, but Tess Taylor naked doing anything is too hot to rate any post with shit piles.  Tess Taylor Arlington likes to get stoned, and so does her dirtbag sister Alexis Neiers Arlington.  Props to the dude over at The Dirty for basically shoving it up Tess Taylor and her mother’s lawyers ass for posting these pictures and refusing to take them down. These bitches are retarded.  If you don’t want people to see you doing drugs, DON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF HITTING A BONG OR CRACK PIPE!!

I could care less what kind of drugs they are doing, but that definitely looks like she is heating up a crack pipe or something.  Maybe her bowl was severely resinated and she had to burn it to get it clean.  I think that Tess Taylor Arlington could have a great modeling career regardless of what kind of drugs she is doing.  She should step away from her skanky ass sister though, Alexis is not halfway as hot as Tess is and doesn’t have that great of a body.  These drugs pictures are ok to look at, but everyone just wants to keep seeing Tess Taylor Arlington’s naked perfectly shaven vagina and big real or huge fake breasts. (I still can’t decide if she has implants or not).  So check out some more pictures of Tess Taylor Arlington naked close ups of her vagina, a couple more of her topless with her nice huge tits, some of her in a see thru top and thong, and a couple of  Tess and her sister Alexis gettting F’d up on drugs after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.25/10)

So this is what a 16 year old French prostitute looks like?  Don’t worry pervs, in some of these pics she is a teen but 18.    Zahia Dehar was the personal F toy for most of the French World Cup Soccer team.  Sources say that they paid her $3000  / whatever the hell the French money is,  Francs/Euros, per night to bang their brains out. Check out a video of her on French MTV here being a slutbag.  French MTV sucks just as bad as ours.

The guilty filthy Frenchmen’s names are as follows Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou. They could possibly be banned from their “cup” for getting into her dirty underage muff.  These filthy pervs could pass it off as they didn’t know how old she is….BUT, and that’s a big BUTT, like her big fake tits.  Like I said, she is 18 in these photos, so you can look without feeling creepy.  The “but” is that one of the jerkoffs above actually went and celebrated her 18th birthday with her, and he was clearly paying her for sex before.  Prostitution is totally legal in France, but it’s her age that is the problem.  Check out some pics  Zahia Dehar and her big fake dirty hooker / prostitution tits, almost jailbait ass, almost naked after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after (more…)

Rating:  

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now single.  I predicted that she wouldn’t last with her retard boyfriend Emilio!  Supposedly, Emilio auditioned for The Real World or something and Snooki got mad.  I guess he figured that if  Snooki could be on TV, so could he.  He lacks personality and a huge set of tits on a short little body definitely helps you get on tv.   I bet every store has run out of condoms with this “breaking news”.  Snooki will be looking to get her F on in all the episodes now!  I found this picture of Snooki about to blow some guy.   He looks happy about it, but I cut his head off so that anyone he was dating now get offended.  Snooki looks like she is about to go down and deep throat  this dude’s junk like it’s a hot dog on the Seaside Boardwalk.

The guys hands are out like, “what are you doing???”    This picture looks to be somewhere like a gymnasium of some sort.  I guess public places turn her on.  I think that the Snooki Sex Tape may really exist.  If not previous to Jersey Shore, maybe her ex Emilio has one now!    Snooki must have banged this guy so hard that he passed out, and had someone take a pic of her putting her clothes back on!

These pictures were actually from a long time ago it looks.  Look how skinny Snooki was there.  She must have been a real piece of ass…. in high school.  Poor Emilio, his meal ticket is gone.  He had better have recorded them having sex.  That dirtbag probably had a spy camera set up in his hair gel container or something. Let’s hope the sex tape is on the way!  Check out some more pictures of Snooki looking like she would bang anything with a stiff one after (more…)

Rating:  

Ashley Dupre’s cashing in her Monopoly Hugh Hefner Prostitution dollars!   I think that there is some serious “Free Parking” cash shoved up her stinky no no hole.   If Ashley lived in Monopoly world, a few years ago she would have been the dirtiest resident on Baltic Ave.  Now she moved up to Marvin Gardens.  Not quite on Park Place, but she is getting there.  I think that she would look good around the arm of a rich douchebag like Donald Trump.   Maybe she could be the next Sexprentice.  I really have nothing special  to say about her Playboy pictures.  She’s hot, her implants look good,  her vag looks like it is still in tact, well decent condition considering that  she uses it to get money to buy Valtrex.   Her tits are fake, but good fake.  They look like they are very real feeling and don’t feel like you’re holding two softballs in your hands.  Ashley looks good, but there are way more women I would have liked to see do a Playboy shoot.  I am sure there are hotter hookers in NYC, Hefner just wanted a free-bee.   Check out the rest of Ashley Dupre’s fully naked Playboy Pictorial in it’s entirety (at least the good photos) after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila Tequila might as well not put on any clothes.  Seriously, what the hell is her deal?  I guess she isn’t getting enough attention since she faked being pregnant.  Then she had that whole episode where she was walking around the super market in her thong with basically no dress on it was so see through. Now it seems every time she goes out, there is some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

If if isn’t her tits and nipples popping out, it’s her underwear or panties.  If it isn’t that it’s a totally see through outfit showing her thong and she is constantly bending over.  I really don’t think her face is that great, and her body is nice, well the lower half.  She has nice legs and a nice ass, but she kind of looks like an alien.  She used to do a lot of web cam porn, check out some more pictures of her being a total filthy whore slutbag with her ass almost naked in see thru lingerie, and some screen caps of her playing with herself, and a few more upskirt and nip slips after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (2.5/5)

There will be a lot of pictures of Nicole ” Snooki ” Polizzi and The Jersey Shore cast doing more than just clubbing this year.  Reason being, they aren’t allowed in many clubs down in Miami.  The show is set to start off in Miami, and then once it gets warmer, finish the season out in good ole Dirty Jerz.  WTF is up with those sunglasses Snickas is wearing?  How can you even see out of some shit like that?  Aside from that, Snooki’s tits are looking extra fat.  I don’t think that those things are ever going to stop growing.  In other Jersey Shore non club going news, the biggest Juicehead of them all Ronnie, got a tattoo.

I think the tattoo artist is probably drawing a picture of  Mike The Situation’s dick right above Ronnie’s ass crack.  This way, he can lift up his shirt, bend over and tell everyone “That’s the Situation, right here”.  In all seriousness, what the hell is Ronnie getting a tramp stamp?  I mean, it is a jersey thing to have some kind of tribal nightmare tattooed across your ass crack and lower back, but usually girls are the ones who get it.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki’s fat plumpy dumpy oompa loompa  boobs, Ronnie acting like a little girl getting a tattoo, the guys from JS  with their shirts off and the Jersey Shore cast looking for something to do other than go clubbing after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Steven Seagal grew up and spent a lot of time in the Orient.  Maybe that is why he was trying to bang this ho.  I think that she is looking for a quick buck because her modeling career really sucks a fat pinga.  I have never seen this bitch before, and if you know anything about anything, you know that Steven Seagal tries to fuck all the women in his movies.

How could Gino Felino want to bang this Filipino?  Actually she is Vietnamese, at least her name is.    I think that Steven gets enough ass and doesn’t need to pursue this ho.  Supposedly he has two Russian girl on call constantly to service his member.  That’s must be a perk of working for the New Orleans PD.  He probably found them as mail order brides and confiscated them for himself.  A few years ago, Jenny McCarthy called out Seagal for not hiring her because she wouldn’t sleep with him to get the part.  Kayden should have done her friggin homework.  Want to work with Steven Seagal, you must put his cookie in your nookie.   Check out some pics of this Kayden Nguyen slutbag ho in a bikini and  who will have a better modeling career and after Steven pays her off after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

UPDATE-See all Ashley’s Naked Playboy Pictures Here!!!!

This super high priced hooker finally posed for Playboy.  I would not have guessed any different.  I am just surprised that she didn’t do it sooner.  Maybe she waited until all her prostitution cash ran out. Also, being that she is such a trashy whore, I would have thought she would have done Hustler or Penthouse.  Hugh Hefner must have liked her and she probably gave his Viagra’d up pecker the royal hooker treatment, so she ended up here.  CHECK OUT A PREVIEW OF ASHLEY DUPRE’S NUDE PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT AFTER (more…)

Rating:  

It’s about time that Sloan from Entourage showed some skin!  She has always been covered up on the show and very conservative.  Well I think that sucks.  I like the fact that she decided to slut it up and get a little risque in this shitty movie.  The picture above of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s almost naked ass in a thong is from the movie Women In Trouble.   It’s about a day in the life of 10 women who are porn stars, hookers, stewardesses, masseuses, etc, basically all whores.   It came out in 2009, and must have been such a good film that they rushed it straight to DVD.  It is loaded with hot sexy women in very little clothing.  Adrianne Palicki from Friday Night Lights is in the film as well and also is almost nude.

Adrianne Palicki's in her bra

The movie also stars sexy ass Carla Gugino, Jessie Spano aka Elizabeth Berkely (who is no stranger to nudity either) Connie Britton who also stars in Friday Night Lights the TV show.  Maybe Connie got Adrianne the part or vice versa.  Regardless, this movie is a real chick flick.   But guys, the thing about it is that, you can pretend you are doing your girlfriend a favor by watching it with her, when meanwhile you are just waiting for the next ho to strip down to her underwear.  Check out some more pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui, aka Sloan from Entourage nice ass in a thong,, natural boobs in a bra, then Carla Gugino looking hot as hell in her underwear, and Adrainne Palicki also joining the underwear lingerie thong club after (more…)