Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki’s fat tits went on a diet.  A cookie diet.  She is even wearing The Cookie Monster’s color!      Snooki actually used to look really good. Check her out when she was at least 20 pounds lighter.\

If you take a look at some of my previous posts that contain her when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was younger and skinny.   I don’t know what it is about Snooki that people love so much anymore.  She is kind of getting annoying.  At least she ditched her douchebag boyfriend Emilio.  He really needed to be on Tool Academy.  Check out some more of Snooki’s recent photos with her fat ass on display and her tits which continue to grow every day until they reach the size of J-Woww’s fake ones after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape is the ugliest piece of shit I think I have ever seen.  This chick is straight up disgusting.  I thought a sex tape was supposed to be sexy.  I have never seen a more botched up boob job, even on the show Nip Tuck, someone who got their tits ripped off by a bear has nicer cans than this ho.  Danielle Staub, the slob’s vagina is what I like to call a “Clothespin Pussy”.  A clothespin pussy basically means that no matter what position she is naked in, I could hang my dry cleaning on her snatch.  Check out about 15 naked nasty nude pics including full frontal nudity & penetration of the Danielle Staub sex tape, video to come soon, if I can bare to watch the video &  post it.  (more…)

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Lindsay Lohan is back to being a blond.  Even better, A TOPLESS BLOND.  Lindsay didn’t get implants.  I bet her natural huge tits feel like scrambled eggs when you touch them.  Look how they hang, they are definitely real.    I have a soft spot for Lindsay Lohan and her huge natural tits.  She got fame at such a young age, you can expect her to have a drug problem and be all fucked up.  Her father really is a piece of shit, selling her out to the papa razzi every mofo’n chance he gets.  That dickhead probably took more of her money that she can count up to.  It’s really not Lindsay’s fault she is such a mess.  She did pass two of her drug test, so thumbs, scratch that, dicks up to you Lindsay. Check out some more Lindsay Lohan Blond topless pics with nice nipples poking out plus a pic of Linds with her legs pinned behind her head, and another looking up her shirt showing her big jugs after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki sucks the juice out of pickles like it is a dick of some hot guido bastard.  I don’t know what Snooki’s obsession of sucking pickles is, but sometimes it’s hot, and sometimes it’s not.  I think that Snooki really likes pickles because she can’t find an Italian dick that is as big as a Vlasic gherkin.  Be as it may, check out some more Snooki pics of her sucking off pickles, some of her looking fat in a bathing suit, and others of her without her famous “poof” hairdo after (more…)

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Taylor Momsen definitely got fake boobs.  I don’t know why she would do that at such a young age.  A push up bra works for Paris Hilton, she should have tried that.  If she wasn’t so drenched in dark make up, she actually has a pretty face.

She really dresses like a crazy goth slut.  Taylor Momsen was asked why she wore such outlandish shit and what she thought about people calling her image dark, and she said “It just depends on what you consider dark, you know? I think some people think I’m a Satan worshiper or something.”  She was also asked what it was like to kiss Chace Crawford, and Taylor said “It’s work”.  She really thinks who she is, I’ll give her that.  I bet she ends up worse than Lindsay Lohan.  Check out some more provocative pictures of Taylor in concert, in some titty shirts on Gossip Girl, and wearing some really slutty goth outfits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Kendra Wilkinson should seriously get the award for worst new mother of the decade.  What kind of fucking dirtbag whore puts out their own sex tape right after they have had a child?  Almost all of the celebrity sex tapes that come out and from women (who still are whores)  but at least don’t have kids, never mind a new born.  The poor little kid is going to grow up, go to school, and by the time he is in third grade, all his classmates will be watching his filthy pig mother sucking dick and riding cock on their cel phones or Ipad 2025′s.  By no means, am I a person who doesn’t condone porn, but for me,  isn’t her crappy show enough?  Didn’t she get enough Viagra money from Hugh Hefner?  The tape looks like it probably sucks anyway.  Ugh, check out 18 year old skank Kendra Wilkinson (milkin some ) guys pecker for the payoff, a couple nude pics of her masturbating,. some of her riding a dude reverse cowgirl and regular cowgirl and a couple other pics of her skanky not fit to be a mother ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Brooke Hogan actually used to be hot in a bikini.  I have never paid much attention to her bikini pictures, except those creepy ones with Hulk rubbing his jizz, I mean sun tan lotion on her back.  It’s a shame what her body is starting to look like.  She is getting to be a big boobed pig just like her mother.

Brooke is seriously starting to look disgusting.  I mean, being the daughter of Hulk Hogan, you can’t expect her to be that feminine.  I think that her brother Nick got all the femininity in the family.  Check out some more pictures of Brooke Hogan when she looked hot with her nipples poking through her bathing suit, her nice big fake implants in a bikini, cameltoe close ups and and two hideous pictures of her pig mother Linda after (more…)

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Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is trying to have sex with everyone while he is in Miami.  Good for him!  He has definitely gained the most popularity, probably being the third most popular cast member behind Snooki and The Situation.  Speaking of The Situation, what happened to Mike The Situation Sorrentino’s Abs?

Mike’s Abs seem to have disappeared.   Maybe his steroids are wearing off and he is getting fat.  Or maybe he is hanging out with Snooki too much and eating a lot with her and gaining some sympathy weight in her honor.  Back to Pauly D, he even tried to bang out Snooki!

Pauly is really on a rampage trying to have sex with everyone in sight.  Even Snooki!  I am surprised that he could catch Snooki in between meals long enough to try and dry hump her.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and the whore that he was banging,  her nice ass in a bikini, taking off her bikini and grabbing her tits after (more…)

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Give the people what they want!  Tess Taylor fully nude.  Pretty Wild Tess Taylor Or Tess Taylor Arlington is what is hot right now.  She is really Hollywood’s hottest piece of ass on TV.  I looked through some of the Playboy Cyber Girls, and Tess Taylor definiteyl stands out.  I am not sure if she deserved to win Cyber Girl Of The Year, but she did and I guess it’s a good thing.

Fully Exposed.  More vagina close ups!

I had to give my audience what they want.  I think that if Tess Taylor wasn’t on the Pretty Wild Show On E!, people wouldn’t be making such a big deal about her.  I had to post this Playboy shoot, this is definitelly  the hottest photo shoot.  There are more fully nude shaved vagina close ups, more doggy style fully nude pictures of her ass ready to get slammed, more pictures of her huge fake or natural breasts (mystery unsolved still) and more pictures of her rubbing herself and looking sexy as hell stripping off her lingerie after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Jersey Shore’s J-Woww checks to see if her money maker implants are still there.  Stripping off her bikin will definitely get her some more publicity.  Too bad the picture wasn’t taken from the other side, we could have saw her big fake boobs naked!     The only thing good about Jenni J-Woww McSkankberg  is her big fake tits.  I am actually getting sick of posting pictures of them.  J-Woww and Snooki never seem to show their asses in bikinis.  They always have them covered up.  But what her and Snooki are doing is dyking out.  Actually, Snooki saw food and tried to take it out of J-Woww’s mouth! Check out their “lesbian kiss” here:

These attention whores are really earning their paychecks this season. I expect to see a lot of grimy slutty behavior.  I am sure before the show starts, I’ll have more than half of the shit that happens posted. Check out some more bikini pictures of J-Woww’s big fake tits, Snooki’s fat oompa loompa tits, and a few more pictures of J-Woww and Snooki “making out”  after (more…)