Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Adrianne Curry continues her whorish display of Twitter photos. I am not complaining, but it is really a cry for attention, like a dirty attention whore!  I like how Adrianne seems to not give a shit if the whole world knows what a dick hungry skank that she is.  I really have nothing else to say about her except her ass is looking good!  Check out a nice tweeted pic of her ass in a thong, some cleavage pics and some other slutty lingerie / bikini pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

Here is skank ho of the year, Amber Portwood fully nude and naked.  She is hiding all her “good parts” if there are any, but I think that she is really the trashiest piece of garbage since, well since garbage was invented.  I can’t stand her skanky white trash face, I mean she is seriously more gross that Courtney Love on her worst day.  Check out her shitty leaked (probably by herself) nude pictures after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Tara Reid, what happen to your head bitch?  Tara Reid, what happen to your thighs?  Tara Reid, what happened to your hotness in American Pie?  What happened was drugs, alcohol, and a bunch of bad plastic surgeries. Anyone else think that this ho’s head is way to big for her skinny body now?  I bet it shakes up and down in the car like it was mounted on the dash!   Tara Reid had several upskirt pictures taken here that show her skanky legs and cellulite. Check them out after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila TaSkankyWhoreBag-La, or Tequila is at it again.  Munching rugs, licking carpet, sucking tits, blowing, lesbian antics, crotch crickets…and that’s about all the terms that I can think of.  I am so over her, is she really still around.  I liked when her face was bleeding and people threw rocks at her when she tried to sing.  Then she got naked and they applauded!  Gotta love America. Check out these dirty sex tape stills that show everything from fingering herself, eating out the other girl, getting eaten out, and some weird vagina eyeball thing staring at me after (more…)

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Tara Tara Tara Reid Reid Reid shows the goods  Goods to see your nice fake titted breast implants.  Good to see that your nasty boob scar is hidden and the general public or everyone in the vicinity of Hollywood Blvd doesn’t get to take a gander at your huge scar around your nipples.  I still think your face is amazing. I worked with a girl that looked like Tara. She wanted me, but for the first time in my life, she intimidated me and I didn’t make a move on her like an idiot.   Anyway, check out these hot ass Tara Reid photo shoot bikini / lingerie hot tit crotch photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I hate to break out the shit meter for Amy Fisher, but….nah.. I like to bring out the poo piles for Amy Fisher just because she is a filthy piece of low budget porno trash.  Regardless of that, she does look rather good in this bikini here.  Her friend is also a huge scumbag pig and you can see that just by the fact she is actually friends with Amy.  Check out these two skank ho’s in bikini with hard  nipples after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Amy Winehouse is all high and shit running through the jungle!  What the hell is going on here?  I am really not sure.  What I do know is that Amy Winehouse got breast implants to take attention away from the fact that she is high and on drugs and shit all the time.  Check out her tits totally exposed hanging out (they actually are a pretty decent breast implant job) while she is standing there like she just got fucked by a crackpipe after (more…)

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The Real Skankwhores Housewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak has graced the pages of Critdick.com with her pussy, I mean presence.  No, actually I mean her totally shaved nude vagina and her nice tits in a tight ass bathing suit.  While Kim is above doing the “N” please pose, she is also getting out a limo or a cheap ass Ford Taurus having a bald beaver oops moment.  Check it out (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Teen mom is the worst show ever.  It is making teenage girls get pregnant so that they can be on TV.  Hence the STANK-O-Meter.  I really think that society is more fucked up than ever.  Between this 16 and Pregnant, Bridal Plasty, and this Teen Mom trash heap shows, it is really destroying teenage youth in our CUNTry.  But this bitch right here Farrah Abraham does have a smoking hot body,  and it’s fully rejuvenated after she pumped out her future drug addict car stealing junkie child.  Check out some nice pictures of the big fat BREAST IMPLANT the show bought her and her hot ass that she worked to get after pumping out a demon child after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

These pictures of Miley Cyrus keep getting better and better.  I just typed Moley Cyrus.  Ha.  That looks better.  Whoever stole these pics must be getting a lot of cash for these bad boys.  She looks pretty wasted in these and also has a photo with some chick in a black see through shirt that shows her humongous rack.  If you want to see Miley Cyrus’ sexy stolen pics that reveal her bad habits and a chick with huge tits in a see through shirt, see them (more…)