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Angela Martini looks pretty damn drunk and sexy.  Sexier than drunk, or maybe drunker than sexy, but the fact of the matter is she has a bald beaver and she didn’t wear any panties.  Seriously, look mom, no hands, I said look ma, no panties.  I said duh bitch,  a smoothie, I said duh bitch, a smoothie.  I like this type of smoothie much better than anything that is made with yogurt.  I can make my own yogurt and sell it to sperm banks for their concessional stand.  Bitch’s bald Kanye West been fuckin beaver with no trace of pubes, except Kanye West’s “George Bush Hates Black People” pubic curly-cues on her chin with no panties and the ultimate red carpet with no carpet pussy slip after (more…)

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Wow, these teen mom whores make me wish I was in high school again.  This bitch Leah Messer is such a skank whore, but her body is in definite need of getting banged by the right dickpiece.  Teens that have a kid body’s get much better afterwards, their tits get bigger and they lose the weight to make their shit look better than ever before.  Teen Mom Leah could get it, HARD, check out her sexy body including her sexy vagina see through cameltoe and hot tits in a slutty bikini after (more…)

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni Jwoww is showing her hot new body after some serious weight loss in a hot bikini with slight cameltoe.  She is really looking better than ever, and probably better than anyone else on the show. I don’t have much to say about this shit, so be it.  Check out some J-woww Jenni big fake tits and nice crotch bulge after (more…)

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This may be the hottest picture of Miley Cyrus that I have ever seen. Miley is exposing herself and parading around in leather crotched up zipper panties and some other really slutty outfits with no bra on.  I like it.  Keep it up Miley, nobody cares about your tattoos, just your tits with no bra.  Check out some hot new Miley Cyrus pictures of her tattoos, her tits without a bra again, and some in concert after (more…)

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Kristen Stewart flaunts her bikini body on the set of Breaking Dawn. I think that this movie is going to be a real shit bomb, but it may also be the best Twilight film yet.  Kristen’s bathing suit body is looking really uncurvy, really flat chested, and the only decent thing is her ass which is barely non existent.  Check out the bikini pics of Kristen Stewart after (more…)

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This picture of Lindsay Lohan is a straight up 10 piece.  Ten wangers, dicks, cocks, stiff ones, one-eyed-monsters, pingas, sausages, tubesteaks, and beef bologna’s.  That’s about it.  What a friggin shame that this hot girl with everything going for her has gone abosolutely down the drain like she was your early morning jerkoff.

What she has became is a disgrace, and a disgrace to anyone who idolized her young ripe ass melons and yeah, melons.  Splooging on freckled tits always grossed me out, but those Lohan tits were different.  Anyway, I put a hot combo of Lohan’s Greatest Young Moments before nudity,  in pictures with nice tits, ass, and some other hot ones after (more…)

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Teen Mom Maci Bookout has an awesome name.  It even looks better with the words “Slam Pig” before it.  I love that term.  Not to be confused with the term that Snooki made famous, Ditch Pig!  Anyway, supposedly this biatch had twins, and then she lost all this weight and really turned herself into a nice tight piece of ass.  Maci Bookout, how old are you ?  You already have twins.  Now go sell your body and expose yourself to support them.  Do it, do it.  It’s a healthy choice, like a shitty tv dinner.  Check out Maci Bookout’s hot ass body with fake tits in a hot bikini after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Oink Oink bitch.  Yuck.  What a skank.  I am going to keep this short and sweet like a sugar coated midget dick, this bitch is skanky.  She is a filthy piece of trash, and she is seriously one of the majority of reality stars that America has grown to love to hate.  What a trash bag, Cinch Sak, Force Flex, cheap generic twist tie garbage bag whoremonger that she is.  Anyway, her body looks kind of tight in a bikini and her ass is nice as well.  Check it out after (more…)

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Laura Wiggins keeps making me excited.  Even with that black wig on, I think that Laura is still a smoking hottie.  I like the way that she is dick riding.  She looks like a real pro.  I bet Laura’s career is about to skyrocket and she will be demanded in certain movies, probably American Pie-ish type films where she can play the hot blond girl that bares all at any time.  I am sure that we are going to see some pussy on this show real soon, and I bet it’s Laura’s nicely shaven bald love box way before we see Emmy Rossums.  Check out Laura Wiggins topless having sex and showing her bare ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

(Note to self) From now on, if Snooki’s tits are hanging out, she will be rated with critDICKS.  If her bottom half is remotely exposed, STANKOMETER in full effect.  Seriously, the girls that were at this gathering with the little plump tomato, made her look like a serious DITCH PIG.  If you don’t know what a ditch pig is, then let me clue you in.  Ditch Pig : Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes: A)Ugly B)Really Fat C)Smells of B.O. D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth E)Is Visibly Dirty F)Loudmouth Social Retard G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong H )Actually Thinks They are “All That and a Bag of Chips …OR ditch pig can mean, disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, There is your American vocabulary lesson of the day.  Check out some pictures of Snooki’s fat ass hanging out and her FUPA fully exposed with nothing hot going on except the bitches surrounding her after (more…)