Stank-O-Meter (2.5/5)

Jenni J Woww Farley’s has been living up the Jersey Shore fame just as much as the next cast member.  I can’t say that anyone or anything from the show is getting as much publicity as Snooki’s Nude Pictures and Snooki’s Sex Tape, but I would say that J Wow is probably 3rd in the Jersey Shore Celebrity Ranking.  Mike The Situation is coming in at a cool 2nd.  Other than that, J-Woww , Jenni Farley, or her real name Jen McFarlsberg seems to be catching a fair amount of attention.  I know that she was going to the club with Snooki to meet Kim Kardashian and I am sure she will get some Proactiv commercials sometime soon.  I don’t know why, but J-Woww just doesn’t do anything great for me.  I’m definitely more of a Snooki fan, but I’m really waiting for some Sammi Sweetheart naughty pics to surface. Check out the J-woww natural pic,  I think that may have been pre-implants,.  Also, J-Woww’s boyfriend looks kind of like The Situation.   Anyway, we look forward to the next season of Jersey Shore and hope that Jen McFarlsberg can take her plastic cans out and have someone motorboat them until they die from toxic silicone inhalation.

Leave it to a Kardashian to rip her own baby out by its friggin head!  Kourtney had her baby Mason Dash Disick on December 15th or so.  Above is a video of  Kourtney ripping the baby out of her own Vajajay.  She wasn’t crying, didn’t even look in the slightest of pain. I think maybe she read this book. Scott Disick, or DA-DICK must have a huge one….. or it could just be all the whoring that Kourtney did before she got pregnant.  She ripped that kid out of her snatch faster than Tiger Woods can speed dial the abortion clinic!  Scott Da-Dick is now going to be a terrible baby daddy, but since he has no real job, I am sure he will stick around long enough to get married to Kourtney.  Then after getting enough money and publicity for a good attorney, he’ll divorce her and claim her to be an unfit mother ( a la K-Fed Britney Spears).  Then Scott will take his young heir to the Kardashian fortune and keep him tucked away safely so when all the LardAssians die from liposuction he’ll be ready for baby Mason to collect.  Here are some Kourtney Kardashian upskirts, boob pics, and general pre pregnant hotness after (more…)

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Here is Pamela Anderson looking hot and half naked.  Being that she is 42, I’d say that she looks great.  She was at the Richie Rich fashion show in NYC.  I guess that they wanted to get her one last time before she totally falls apart.   The pics of her without make up are down right scary.   I am just glad that she gave up acting.  I applaud her for going out there.  I am just surprised that Richie Rich would have picked her to be in the show and not someone younger.   Then again, he picked Amanda Lepore who looks like this dog.  Sorry to insult the dog.  That being said, I guess Pam was definitely a step up from that thing people call a man, oh and a model Amanda Le Whoray.  Here are some more pics of Pamela Anderson still looking good in 2010 after (more…)

Tiger Woods looking down at a missed shot.  Apparently, he didn’t miss when he shot his load into porn star Joslyn James.  He shot a nice swimmer right up in her dirty porn star hole twice.  Tiger Woods is really getting dragged through the shitter.  I guess being that famous and rich, it is hard to resist banging dirty slut bags like Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.  What shocks me is how gross most of these chicks are. You would think being Tiger Woods would allow you to get some classier girls.  The girls he slept with make Elliot Spitzer’s hooker Ashley Dupre look like a virgin!  In addition,  who fucks a porn star without a condom?….TWICE!   If she only got pregnant once, you could say “ok well the condom broke”.  But twice  ( it was probably a lot more times) , he is really just asking for trouble.   Tiger was obviously rawdoggin this cheap slutty washed up porn star who looked like a battered school mom on TV the other night in her tell all interview with Inside Edition. He should have stuck it in her ass.  She’s a porn star, I am sure she would have welcomed it with open anus.  Then he wouldn’t have had to worry about pulling out or having this skanky trashbag poop out a Tiger Jr.  Tiger, you don’t fail to continue to disappoint everyone.  Here are some pics of Tiger’s skank trashbag whore pornstar aborted baby momma.

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American  Idol contestant Danielle Hayes got kicked off American Idol for having a rap sheet longer than Paula Abdul’s prescription list! Radar Online reported that Danielle Hayes was arrested four times.   Her record includes a  DUI, driving on a suspended license, possession of marijuana,  threatening to kill her mom, vandalizing her parents’ house and stealing and cashing eight checks from her mom’s checkbook.  Come to think of it, she looked like she may had been a trouble maker.  I had my suspicions.  I think it’s kind of shitty to not let her compete.  All rock stars get arrested eventually.  She is just working in reverse.  Here is a news video of her being interviewed.

It looks as if Tiger Woods may have been pulling George Clooney’s salt and pepper pubes out of his mouth every time he put his lips on one of the biggest skanks of the year,  Jaimee Grubbs.  First off Jamie, who the f spells “Jamie” like that.   Clooney was supposedly with her a long time before Tiger sank his ball in her hole.  Jamie told one of her skank hooker friends that  she had the most amazing sex with Clooney.   I believe it.  Clooney probably stared at himself in the mirror while they were doing it, conceited bastard. ( yep, I’m jealous)   I don’t think it was worth it for Tiger especially.  Clooney probably just did her up because it was a nice young piece for him at the time.  This bitch is really no prize for anyone.  Here are some of her skanky pictures of her just looking like any other mediocre waitress turned reality show whore.  I hate to say it but Tiger should have left this skeezer and  went home before he was “just a tool”.

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Here is Kelly Osbourne looking HOT!  She looks like a mix between Paris Hilton, Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  I guess being on Dancing With The Stars got her ass in gear and to the gym.  She actually looks like a real human being, nonetheless an actual Hollywood Starlet.  DWTS should recruit Kirstey Alley and maybe she could undergo the same transformation.   Her boobs really shrunk, but I am sure that won’t be the case for long.  One trip to the surgeon and it’ll be back to having some nice cans.  While she is getting her boob job,  I really dislike the two skulls she has tattooed on her feet, maybe she will read this and get them removed.  She needs to either wear shoes to cover them or get them laser removed.  But maybe she doesn’t want to shed her trashbag image totally just yet, either way Kelly, lookin good!  We all remember what you used to look like!

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J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to pose for Playboy, if the money is right…. Yeah right.  I don’t see the attraction,  maybe just her ass  because when you are looking at that you can barely see her face.   She would probably do the Playboy shoot for a couple free spray tans and a bottle of Clearasil.  Her face is seriously disgusting, with make up on!  Without make up she looks like something that crawled out from underneath the Seaside Boardwalk or a dirty pirate sea hag.  Come to think of it, I bet she  crawled out from under the boardwalk once or twice this summer, and wiped some guys jizz off her face and her monster fake tits.  It’s probably in the deleted scenes of the to be Jersey Shore DVD.  Anyway, this slutbag is going to end up posing for playboy and to me she is the least desirable one out of the whole cast.  I’d even take that annoying bitch Angelina  Ho-lie over her.  Here are some slutty bikini photo shoot pics and J-Woww nude in bodypaint after (more…)

Here is a great example of  Snooki doing what she does best..  Whoring it up!  She was nice enough to give us a glance up her skirt to see her Midway Cheese Steak.  Look how wide she can open her mouth!  She must have had a lot of practice.  Even though she is 4 foot 9 I bet she could deep throat a telephone pole with no problem, then kick back with a couple Busch Lites.   I think she would be taller if she stood on her tits.  Those things deserve their own show.  I wonder if they are real. Call it my need to know.  I don’t know where these pics came from or if this scene appears or will appear on the show.  Here are some more pole dancing pics with general whorish poses. Look how she holds that microphone, she’s a natural. Preview and WATCH THE SNOOKI SEX TAPE here!

Snooki and this show are growing on me.  I just started watching it and I think that another reality show definitely will spin off of this one.  I could see a Snooki for Love a la Bret Michaels or something of that nature.   Here is a video of Snooki all stoned with her retarded friends pregaming with some Bacardi O and saying a bunch of dumb shit.  If you want to see Snook adjust her boobies in her Bebe shirt, skip to about 1:20 in the vid.  That’s the best part of the whole thing, also some pillow fighting at the end.  For more Snooki photos, click on this Snooki Tag!

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I know this was last weeks news, but I like when they loop the video and show the dude punch her repeatedly.  Shit is hilarious.  Poor Snooki getting punched makes me snicker evilly.  Again, I don’t watch the show, but this kinda shit is making me want too.  I am waiting for one of the cast members sex tape or dirty pictures to “magically pop up” on the internet.  Everyone and their grandmother seems to have a sex tape nowadays, it’s just a matter of time before we see J-WOWW or Snooki taking it in the seat.

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