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Alicia Douvall shows her daughter what it is all about!  The TITS!  If you don’t know Alicia, like most of the world doesn’t,  I can tell you that she was on some shitty show called Love Island. From the sound of it, you probably just have to be a hot slut to get on it.

I don’t know her daughter’s name, or how old she it, but she is probably jailbait.  Her mom is definitely showing her the ropes, on how to make provocative poses when the papa razzi are around.  Good job, and great mothering you pig.  Check out the rest of Alicia Douvall and her daughter’s bikini pictures in some skimpy swimsuits with nice ass pics and some serious cleavage photos after (more…)

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Here are some pictures of Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jen McFarlsberg, of Jenni Farley, or whatever the hell she calls herself these days.  J-woww is looking extra slutty and seems ready to go and head up a party that Charlie Sheen may be throwing with a bunch of hookers in leather bikinis.  J-Woww’s tits are always on display, so this is nothing different.  She has been pretty quiet in her hooking up this season on Jersey Shore, but I am sure she will whore it up soon.  Check out the rest of J-Woww’s pictures in sexy black leather showing her huge fake tit cleavage and the rest of her body after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here is Deena Cortese from Jersey Shore Season 3, stripping off her clothes to show her body and huge fake tits in a leopard bikini. That picture was probably taken a while ago, because her stomach doesn’t look so much like the cottage cheese that it does now.

If you can stifle your vomit for 10 seconds, blow up the picture to get the full effect of Deena Cortese’s flabbiness.  I really think that Jersey Shore could have really found some hotter girls.  In stead, they got GRENADES!  and Deena is nothing but a Snooki look-a-like, or as I call it a Snook-A-Like.  Check out the rest of  the new girl from Jersey Shore Deena Cortese and her sluttiest pictures including bikinis, lingerie outfits, and a couple other compromising positions plus a nice LESBIAN KISS after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Snooki took her fat ass bullriding wearing granny panties!  At least she did the world a favor, and actually wore panties.  I guess in between sucking dick shaped lolli pops, she had some time to make an asshole out of herself and make retarded faces riding a bull.

I think the picture above is the closest we are going to get to a Nicole Snooki Polizzi sex tape.  Lolli Cock, Lolli Cock, oh Lolli Lolli Cock!   And, what ever happened to all those Naked Snooki Photos?

A Twinkie or a package of Ho Ho’s must have fell out of Snooki’s pocket while she was riding the bull, because you can see her freaking out flashing her ass and panties looking for them.  Maybe they got stuck in her huge granny panties.  I know they don’t look like Granny Panties from the back, but if you look at her whole outfit, you can clearly make them out to be some form of bloomers, or half of a moo moo.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s bull riding pictures including her tits bouncing around like they are ready to be dribbled down a basketball court, and some other pictures of her making stupid faces along with about 4 upskirt pics after (more…)

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Kristen Stewart makes me wish I had a rating system called the “White-Trash-O-Meter”.  She really is a dirtbag, but occasionally she looks sexy.  All the other girls from Twilight like Ashley Greene, put her to shame,  even Christina Serratos makes Bella look like a butt fugly dogface skank.  I don’t really see the obsession with Kristen, but there is one.  Check out the rest of Kristen Stewart’s upskirt photos and some nice down shirt cleavage pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here are some older pictures of Snooki when she was about 30 lbs lighter and drinking a shitload of liquor, getting wasted with her friends.  I took her friends out of the pictures to save them the embarrassment of actually hanging out with her.

Here’s a picture of Snooki from the same night, getting trashed and giving the State Bird of New Jersey to whoever is taking the picture.  We know that Snooki got arrested for drunk and disorderly, so maybe this is a nothing new.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki when she was young and underage for drinking getting totally wasted plus a young bikini pic after (more…)

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Amy Winehouse doesn’t know how to keep her clothes on, and I don’t mean that she is a whore.  I just mean, that her clothes keep falling off.  Amy recently had her tits done again, and I have to say that is a really nice natural looking breast implant job.  Tara Reid should take her ugly milkers to that surgeon.  Amy actually looks somewhat, and I reluctantly say sexy!  Check out the rest of Amy Winehouse wardrobe malfunctions including boob slip, nip slip, and upskirt photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.75/10)

Tara Reid got really shitcanned and drunk the other day.  She went from having an upskirt  with panties on right beside Dennis Rodman, then about 5 more drinks and a few hours later having a fully nude vagina upskirt.  How does this happen, and why did Tara have to take off her panties at a party?  She obviously was banging someone in the bathroom at the party and probably dropped her panties in the toilet while she was getting bent over and screwed in the shitter.  What a class act.  We can’t expect anything less from this skanky piece of trash.  She used to be so hot when she was in American Pie. What a shame!  Check out the pictures of Tara Reid’s nude vagina upskirt pic and some others of her looking totally trashed including her fully naked tit slip from a P Diddy party after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5.5/10)

Ali Lohan looks about 25 years old now.  I don’t understand.  She went to go and visit Lindsay, and her skank hole mother probably told her to wear a shirt that was revealing so she could make a dollar off her underage daughter’s possible breast implants.  Maybe it’s just a push up bra, but it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s mother is wanting Ali to follow right in her big sister’s footsteps.  I am not sure if Ali got a boob job, nor am I sure Lindsay got one at such a young age.  Speaking of underage boob jobs, Taylor Momsen’s name comes into mind too.  Ali’s didn’t look so big when her & Linds were kickboxing, so who knows?  I’m baffled.  Check out some more jailbait underage pictures of Ali Lohan’s possible breast implants and inappropriate cleavage outfit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)