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J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to pose for Playboy, if the money is right…. Yeah right.  I don’t see the attraction,  maybe just her ass  because when you are looking at that you can barely see her face.   She would probably do the Playboy shoot for a couple free spray tans and a bottle of Clearasil.  Her face is seriously disgusting, with make up on!  Without make up she looks like something that crawled out from underneath the Seaside Boardwalk or a dirty pirate sea hag.  Come to think of it, I bet she  crawled out from under the boardwalk once or twice this summer, and wiped some guys jizz off her face and her monster fake tits.  It’s probably in the deleted scenes of the to be Jersey Shore DVD.  Anyway, this slutbag is going to end up posing for playboy and to me she is the least desirable one out of the whole cast.  I’d even take that annoying bitch Angelina  Ho-lie over her.  Here are some slutty bikini photo shoot pics and J-Woww nude in bodypaint after (more…)

It’s a good day today for all of you Jersey Shore Snooki fans.  Here are a bunch of Snooki’s private photos.  I don’t know how many more episodes of Jersey Shore there are left, but it looks to me like most of these were taken previously to the show.  It seems Snooki has been living the Jersey Whore, I mean Shore lifestyle for quite some time.  Anyway, there are a bunch of great shots. Snooki upskirts, cleavage shots, bikini photos and my favorite are the ones of Snooki kissing a girl.  I definitely believe that she goes both ways and likes a little Clam from time to time with her Hot Italian Sausage. I should have another bunch coming in a few  days and I will be sure to post them asap!  Check out the rest of the pictures after (more…)

Here is a great example of  Snooki doing what she does best..  Whoring it up!  She was nice enough to give us a glance up her skirt to see her Midway Cheese Steak.  Look how wide she can open her mouth!  She must have had a lot of practice.  Even though she is 4 foot 9 I bet she could deep throat a telephone pole with no problem, then kick back with a couple Busch Lites.   I think she would be taller if she stood on her tits.  Those things deserve their own show.  I wonder if they are real. Call it my need to know.  I don’t know where these pics came from or if this scene appears or will appear on the show.  Here are some more pole dancing pics with general whorish poses. Look how she holds that microphone, she’s a natural. Preview and WATCH THE SNOOKI SEX TAPE here!

Snooki and this show are growing on me.  I just started watching it and I think that another reality show definitely will spin off of this one.  I could see a Snooki for Love a la Bret Michaels or something of that nature.   Here is a video of Snooki all stoned with her retarded friends pregaming with some Bacardi O and saying a bunch of dumb shit.  If you want to see Snook adjust her boobies in her Bebe shirt, skip to about 1:20 in the vid.  That’s the best part of the whole thing, also some pillow fighting at the end.  For more Snooki photos, click on this Snooki Tag!

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Lindsay is after another gay person.  She really can’t make up her mind.  First she is a lesbian, now she probably has grown a dick and turned into a fag.  What other explanation is there for her to be chasing Adam Lambert around?  She is like a little trashy groupie and wants Adam’s big gay sausage.   Supposedly she was out at a club in L.A. and Adam was there and she was following him around like a slutty puppy.  She Tweeted that she wants to be in one of his videos.  I think I saw the casting call in the paper for “washed up skank with nice tits”  Lindsay you have a chance! Shortly after she saw Adam she left the club and ran over some poor paparazzi  guy.  Lucky for her she wasn’t driving as she looked pretty tanked in the pics below.  I bet she was so excited over seeing Adam that her Vadge Clamato Juice dripped all over the drivers hands and caused him to slip while steering, thus running down one of the thousand paps trying to take her pic.

I know this was last weeks news, but I like when they loop the video and show the dude punch her repeatedly.  Shit is hilarious.  Poor Snooki getting punched makes me snicker evilly.  Again, I don’t watch the show, but this kinda shit is making me want too.  I am waiting for one of the cast members sex tape or dirty pictures to “magically pop up” on the internet.  Everyone and their grandmother seems to have a sex tape nowadays, it’s just a matter of time before we see J-WOWW or Snooki taking it in the seat.

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This washed up asshole wrote a book. He really gets the scumbag of the year award for this one.  He tried to throw everyone under the bus by saying they all did drugs and screwed each other while they were on the show.  I am sure his skinny dorky gawky ass was doing the same exact thing, but he has no shame.  I guess that’s because he is just as big of a geek as he was in the show in real life.  This book will make the best sellers list because I think most people who watched the show will buy it.  They all want to know what this “porn star” foreclosure having bankrupt dork has to say about all the people that outshined him in the show.  Even Mr. Belding got more ass than poor little Screechy.  Here are some pictures of Jesse Spano naked pole dancing, A.C. Slater’s dimples, Kelly Capowski’s nipples, Zack Morris the Leprechaun, Lisa Turtle’s bad plastic surgery and of course Dustin Dickhead’s sex tape.  Dustin, I give your book one dick, well cause you’re a dick. 

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This shit is absolutely hilarious. I love J-Wow’s voice,  “J-Wow queen of the cameltoe”   This show seems to be the new obsession, at least for us New Joisians.   It’s like the new Sopranos….NOT.  Honestly some of it is pretty entertaining, but it reminds me of the Youtube shorts Douchebag Beach.  Personally,  I found that much funnier, but Jersey Shore is much more fun to make fun of.  Here are a couple pics of Snookie and J Woww to get your fist pumpin your you know what.

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Here is Lindsay Lohan doing what she does best, being a whore. We all like when Linds whores it up.  She is just so good at it.  So Muse Magazine probably gave her an 8-ball of coke, 5 hypodermic needles (used) and a bottle of Jack  as payment to do this skanky threesome photo shoot.  Truthfully I think that she is looking much better than she was about a month or two ago.  She really looked cracked out. It’s really not that big of a deal for her to show her junk to everyone anymore, she has been doing it since her saggy vadge was falling out of her skirts for so long.  So that poses the question, why not do Playboy???  I heard she was going to get 900k for one shoot. Smarten up Labia Lohan.  Here  a few more pics from the shoot and one of Lindsay when she was wearing a house arrest bracelet on her leg.  I like the one where she’s hovering over someones bare ass and another skank is drawing on him with a marker.  If you look close enough, I think you can see Lindsay’s skank fluid dripped all over his back.

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Here’s a picture of Rachel Uchitel on the beach.  She looks really upset frolicking  in her slutty  white bikini.  She could give a shit if she ruins Tiger’s marriage.  What I would have done differently is really get the blackmail going before I came out.  I would have asked for a ridiculous amount of money first before going public.  But I guess she has all the ammunition to take him down and embarrass him with all the text messages and phone records, etc. Now these Tiger Woods Ho’s are coming out of the “Woodswork”.  It looks like they are all giving  Tiger a swift kick in his Wood and his bank account will be the one that suffers most.  Tiger’s 500 million may dwindle down to 400 once this is all said and done, then after the divorce that will probably drop him to 300 mil. He may not be able to live off that and since he will probably lose most of his big sponsors, I plan to see Tiger in the next Proactiv Commercial.

The queen of Myspace and herpes is coing out with a sex tape now.  She said that it is a fake, and why would someone wait for so long to put it out?  Well the reason is that your shitty 6 months of fame have been over for almost two years.  So Tila Taqueefla probably went and leaked the tape herself, and leaked her disgusting Won Ton Vagina Cream Sauce all over the supposed “stolen computer” from 1997, where she claims the tape originated.  Why, if the tape is fake, would she claim it was from her stolen computer???  Truth be told she is running out of money and needs the publicity and probably went out and picked up the first piece of man meat that bought her a drink and paid him to screw her while Lindsay Lohan’s father filmed it for a couple bucks and a signed photo of her fortune nookie.

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