This is a video that was made from the new show on ABC Modern Family.  Its friggin hilarious.  The show stars Ed O’Neill (Al Bundy) and Sofia Vergara.  If you check out Hulu you can watch the whole episode.  Its really funny and the song is really catchy.  You’ll see when all the characters on the show start singing it at the end.  I hope this show makes it.  Al Bundy still has good humor and Sofia is just all kinds of hot.

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Cougartown is on right after this show.  If you want to see Courtney Cox running around like an idiot trying to impress guys with her boobs out for 90% of the show, than tune in.  I really don’t think it is that funny.  Modern Family is definitely a better show.  Either way, I am sure ABC has renewed both shows and will keep them on for at least one full season.

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Vince Vaughn is still funny.  He has lost some of his spontaneity but can still deliver those quick witty comments, like when he was in Made.  Ever watch the outtakes of the movie Made?  They are longer than the whole movie and definitely funnier.  I also liked Vince in The Break-Up.  As far as the rest of cast, they provide a few laughs, but I think that Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell’s characters could have been much better.  Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis are good but not great additions to the movie.  Faizon Love makes up a lot of the funny parts in the movie as well.  He was hilarious as Big Worm in Friday also.  The island they film on is absolutely gorgeous and I bet they had a lot of fun filming it.  I think that the movie could’ve had many more laughs if it was Rated “R”.  It was originally supposed to be Rated “R”, but i guess they decided to target a younger audience.  I think that was a mistake.  All in all, it was just what you would expect from this type of  movie, but I think other people gave it such shitty reviews because the cast seemed like it would provide a much better film.  Don’t expect much, and you won’t be disappointed.

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I usually don’t watch movies like this where people are running through the woods to get away from the bad guy, but I gave this one a chance.  I actually liked it and would recommend it to anyone.  It was a solid story and even though it was a remake, still a good flick. Even Lucius from Gladiator is in it.  Spencer Treat Clark is all grown up and looking quite Mongoloid and serial killer-ish.  I actually had a couple Life Goes On flashbacks.

If you like the girl who does the striptease (Martha MacIsaac) from Superbad, well she is in it. If you don’t like her, they stab her quite violently and she lays in her bra with her tits falling out dying for a good couple minutes and then you get to watch her die.

When I heard Tarantino was doing this movie, I was excited.  I thought it was going to be really great.  I hated it with a passion.  Brad Pitt is only in the movie for about 30-40 minutes or it just seemed that way because the friggin subtitles just took forever to get through.  Sure it looked authentic, and the acting was decent, but personally I thought Pitts accent got annoying after a while and I was sick of reading the goddam screen to see what the fuck these krauts were saying. I also thought that the female lead could have been played by an actress who actually known in the states.  Melanie Laurent may be known in other countries, but I thought she was terrible.  I would not recommend this movie to anyone unless you have trouble sleeping.  Its like an Ambien.

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So lets be honest, If this movie was starring America Horsemouth Ferrera in place of Megan Fox, or a flat chested cutting board like Keira Knightley, I don’t think any guy in his right fucking mind would go see this shit.  Those semi nude pics of Fox with the pasties on her nips coming out of that lake must have been taken by some perv watching the filming because you dont see any full body shots of her… BOOO! I know I probably just ruined the chances of seeing this  movie for a lot of people. 

Anyway, the moview was not scary..   My girlfriend jumped a couple of times, but she gets scared when Ryan Fleachest announces the person getting kicked off Idol.  It had more of a comic twist and made me laugh with most of the more violent scenes.  The acting by Amanda Seyfried’s milkbags was good, but not great.  I am sure a lot of 16 yr old boys will buy the dvd but end up disappointed with the lack of snatch exposure.