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It’s about time that Sloan from Entourage showed some skin!  She has always been covered up on the show and very conservative.  Well I think that sucks.  I like the fact that she decided to slut it up and get a little risque in this shitty movie.  The picture above of Emmanuelle Chriqui’s almost naked ass in a thong is from the movie Women In Trouble.   It’s about a day in the life of 10 women who are porn stars, hookers, stewardesses, masseuses, etc, basically all whores.   It came out in 2009, and must have been such a good film that they rushed it straight to DVD.  It is loaded with hot sexy women in very little clothing.  Adrianne Palicki from Friday Night Lights is in the film as well and also is almost nude.

The movie also stars sexy ass Carla Gugino, Jessie Spano aka Elizabeth Berkely (who is no stranger to nudity either) Connie Britton who also stars in Friday Night Lights the TV show.  Maybe Connie got Adrianne the part or vice versa.  Regardless, this movie is a real chick flick.   But guys, the thing about it is that, you can pretend you are doing your girlfriend a favor by watching it with her, when meanwhile you are just waiting for the next ho to strip down to her underwear.  Check out some more pics of Emmanuelle Chriqui, aka Sloan from Entourage nice ass in a thong,, natural boobs in a bra, then Carla Gugino looking hot as hell in her underwear, and Adrainne Palicki also joining the underwear lingerie thong club after (more…)

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Maggie Grace is smoking hot and hasn’t done shit since she was killed off Lost on ABC.  Well, she may have, but I haven’t seen it. .  Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in a new movie with Maggie called Knight And Day.  Tom Cruise actually looks hilarious in this film.  Check out the trailer here:

This movie looks to be along the same comedic line as Mr & Mrs Smith.  It’s borderline romantic comedy, which I normally won’t watch,  but I’ll give it a shot.  I liked Cameron and Tom’s chemistry in Vanilla Sky, hopefully it will be just as good or better this time. Cameron Diaz is also filming another movie called Bad Teacher where she stars opposite Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake.  That will probably be much funnier than this film.  In the trailers for Knight And Day, Tom Cruise is constantly smiling.  He must be contractually obligated to show his big gay head and big gay white Colgate smile mouth 500 times in the film. In the meantime, check out some pictures of Cameron Diaz in daisy dukes with nice long legs, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore smoking pot on a beach, a couple of Cam and Tom on a motorcycle from the movie and a few hot bikini / swimsuit pictures of Maggie Grace after (more…)

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TOOL ACADEMY COUPLE’S UPDATE:: Emily Reno and Loud Mouth Tool Shawn Goble  are still together.  Shawn must have said some magic words to keep her around after all the crap he pulled, but hey who wouldn’t when your girl has an ass like that?  In the words of Ron Burgundy, “You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney, I mean that thing is good, I want to be friends with it.” Emily’s Facebook Page  has confirmed that the couple did, in fact stay together after leaving the show.

It is a shame that there wasn’t much time for Emily and her to die for perfect ass on the show.  Her boyfriend Shawn was just too much of a big ass TOOL to survive on the show.  Almost all the hot girls from the show are gone ( Kate, Emily, and Rachel, well Rachel was just ok), except for Teary Tool’s Girl Dayna. What a waste!  I am sick of looking at Jacob NeanderTool and his Cave bitch girlfriend, plus Jennavecia and her idiot boyfried  just nauseate me.  Jennavecia is one of the grossest beings ever to set foot on reality TV.  She really needs to get the boot from the academy, yes she is improving, but she was such a humongous whore previous to the show, to NOT IMPROVE is impossible. Right now Emily works as a server at a restaurant.  I hope she hasn’t given up being on  TV.   I wonder if she serves food and drinks in that pink thong?  That would be a definite bonus.  I hope we see more of Emily Reno, Kate Vanatta and Dayna Mugno on TV soon….These girls are too hot to be wasted on just one show.  In the meantime, check out some of  Tool Academy’s Emily Reno photos in her bathing suit looking sexy as hell, a few almost naked ass pics in a pink thong,  and some of her and “Tool” Shawn after (more…)

This is a video of a sketch of Asian Babies from the new HBO series Funny Or Die which was inspired by the website.  It’s really funny.  The people behind the show are Will Ferrell and Adam Mckay’s production company.  Such actors as Rob Riggle, Will Ferrell, and Don Cheadle star in the show to name a few.  The sketches are all pretty much the same thing that you would see on their website, but HBO recently purchased 10% of the company, so they committed to have at least 10 half hour episodes.  It’s definitely worth a watch.  Check out another skit from the show featuring Rob Riggle in a donut shop calling some huge black guy “Green Mile” after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

The 2010 Oscars sucked worse than Amanda Seyfried hiding her boobs in this hideous dress that she chose.  I wonder if someone paid her to wear that friggin thing?  What a bad choice!  Basically everyone’s outfit pretty much blew goats except Miley Cyrus had her jailbait boobs on display and actually looked pretty.  Christina Hendricks had her monster cannons  blasting out of her dress for everyone to see.   Christina knows what sells, her tits.  Those are definitely the best boobs in Hollywood.  If it wasn’t for Christina being at the Oscars, I would not have posted anything about it.   Her boobs are the real story, the rest of the pics are  just filler.

Back to the actual awards, The Hurt Locker won a shitload of awards including Best Picture.  I personally thought the movie was lame, boring, and anti-climactic.  The acting was shit, and there was really no story.  Avatar definitely should have won.  That was  a real masterpiece.   It was one of the most visually amazing films ever made.  Aside from that, nothing else really made an impact.  Thank god the girl from Precious didn’t win, I can’t stand to look at her.   What’s hilarious is the advertisement for Precious “Precious simply can not be missed”, I was like, no shit!  Check out some pics of other celebs and a pic of  Gabourey Sidibe in that parachute they turned into a dress.  Check out some more Oscar Red Carpet Pictures after (more…)

American Idol sent home four more contestants, and to be honest I don’t think I agree with America’s vote.  So far eight people have gone home and only two of them were white!  Ashley Rodriguez, Michelle Delamor, Haeley Vaughn, Joe Munoz, Jermaine Sellers and John Park are all of different ethnicity.   The only two white people to go home were Tyler Grady (the idiot that came out in his bathrobe) and Janelle Wheeler (who was hot, but sucked balls). Haeley Vaughn and her forever smiling lips needed to go, as did the black Pee-Wee Herman Jermaine Sellers, as did John Park just because he just plain out  sucked.  But I don’t agree with America sending home Michelle Delamor (bottom right above).   (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/5)

You’re CRAZY is you liked The Crazies.  What  a suckfest!  This movie was absolutely awful.  No wonder that Timothy Olyphant was the leading star….No one with any decent or natural ability would have signed on to do this piece of shit.  Joining him in this retarded remake are Danielle Panabaker, Radha Mitchell, and Joe Anderson.  You might be thinking, who are these people?? Radha Mitchell has been in almost all shitty movies.  Danielle Panabaker is pretty new to the acting scene, pretty easy on the eyes,  and she actually played a decent part.   Joe Anderson, who I have never seen before, played the best part in the entire movie as the Deputy Sheriff.  Timothy Oyphant was not believable at all.  He  was actually good in Deadwood on HBO but I think that Ian Mcshane, who played Al Swearengen, carried the whole show on his back.

Anyway, back to this waste of film.  Right now, this film has an IMDB rating of 7.4.  Who the hell is giving this thing positive reviews? I wouldn’t highly recommend staying home rather than going to see this.  I had free movie tickets via a  Cablevision Reward Card, and that is the only reason that I went to see I this.   It was between this and Wolfman, and I watched 15 minutes of Wolfman on a bootleg and didn’t find that to be anything special, so I chose this shit heap.  I’m just thankful I didn’t have to pay to see this shitstain on the underpants of film making.  Check out some pics below of the ho’s in this crap, including Radha Mitchell full frontal nudity and Olyphant looking a tard after (more…)

I am so sorry for this post, but seriously GO HOME HAELEY.  Last night, Haeley Vaughn sang The Climb by Miley Cyrus.  It was a complete mess.  The problem, and sorry if this is mean, Haeley’s lips are so friggin big that she can’t spit out the words without those things flapping around in the breeze like Lindsay Lohan’s Labia!  Haeley has a really annoying voice, a terrible lisp, and she is too damn smiley all the time. I really don’t know how she made it.   I thought that the girl that sang out of the one side of her face Shelby Dressel was much better than Haeley and they cut her.  It’s a damn shame about Shelby DresseI.   I bet Idol would have kept her if she didn’t have that problem with the one side of her face.  I think the producers didn’t want another person getting the “sympathy vote” like Scott did last season because he was blind.  Haeley is kinda cute now minus that voice and lips.  With that being said, I wondered what she would look like when she got older.  So, I took Haeley’s picture and put it in one of those age picture generators and this is what she is going to look like when she is 40.

Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

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Shutter Island was well thought, well written, and directed movie.   I would have to say that it is the best movie I have seen in 2010, maybe even 2009 as well.  I really enjoyed it.  Leonardo DiCaprio definitely deserves an Oscar for his performance and Mark Ruffalo and Ben Kinglsey deserve “nods’ at the least for Supporting Actor.  Michelle Williams plays Leo’s hot wife.   She looks great, and does a great job with her part as well.  The movie really makes you think a bunch of different things, at least I did, and I wasn’t right about any of them.  I would compare this movies “fooled you power”  be almost as great as the one in “The Usual Suspects” and “The Sixth Sense”.  If you liked either of those films, then you will love this one.  Check out some screencaps from Shutter as well as some Michelle Williams topless pics below after (more…)

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Dayna Mugno from Tool Academy Season 3 is basically a good reason to watch the show.  Personally, I don’t know if the show is staged or not.  It seems so ridiculous that I couldn’t believe that these people would want to stay with their boyfriend/girlfriend after all the shit they put their significant other through.  Dayna’s boyfriend Angelo went from being “Ripped Tool”

To “Teary Tool”

Angelo has been crying on the show every week.    They kicked off Glow Stick Man aka “Special Tool” Daniel, who was just a disgusting excuse for a human being.  His girlfriend was a hick and total trash bag.  The funny part of that was after he got kicked off, he told HER that he wasn’t in love with her anymore and gave her the ax!  Back to Dayna,  I think that she is the best looking person on the show and “Teary Tool” is the funniest Tool they have ever had as a contestant.  I think that they will go all the way and win the 100 grand.  Let’s hope so so we can see more of Dayna Mugno’s hot body.  Here are some more hot pics of Teary Tool’s girlfriend Dayna and the last one is the two dirtbags that got eliminated last night after (more…)