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Jersey Shore’s Snooki, Kim Kardashian and J-Woww are going to finally meet.  They are meeting for an appearance at Club Quo in NYC.  I don’t know why the  the club need to have all three of these ho’s there.  I think one ho’s with monster tits is enough for one night at a club, but the more big titted ho’s the merrier.  Kim gets around $50,000 for a club appearance.  Rumor has it, Snooki gets about 10k, and J-Woww gets a gallon of Clearasil and a gift certificate to a plastic surgeon.  Club Quo must charge a huge cover or just be rich enough to blow about 70k in one night on appearances. People have been comparing Kim Kardashian to Snooki, and personally I see how they could see the similarities.  They both have big tits, they both have long dark hair, they are both really tan/dark and Italian looking even though they both aren’t.  I like  Snooki but she only on her best day could she look like Kim.  Kim’s face is way better and her body is too, look at that badonkadonk!   Here are some pics of Snooki and her new boyfriend Emilio, J-Woww, and Kim K’s ass pre cellulite suctioned after (more…)

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Edge of Darkness was a textbook revenge thriller with a couple unexpected laughs.  Mel Gibson did a great job as did Bojana Novakovic, even though she gets killed in the first 5 minutes.  The violence was graphic at some parts, but you expect that.  I thought the movie was well written even though you could figure out what was going to happen.  When I saw this movie was coming out, I was shocked that  Mel Gibson would take the part of a COP in this movie after he turned down 20something million dollars to make Lethal Weapon 5.   I thought that Lethal Weapon 4 was pretty good and probably the best one since the first Lethal Weapon.  Chris Rock, Jet Li, and Joe Pesci definitely helped and made the movie much better than just Riggs and Murtaugh could have.  There are hopes that Mel Gibson will eventually come around and sign up for the final part of the LW saga.  I hope so, he better hurry up before he  is “too old for this shit”.  In the meantime, here are some screencaps of Bojana Novakovic naked sex scenes from previous movies and some from the red carpet of the Edge of Darkness premier after (more…)

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Here is Pamela Anderson looking hot and half naked.  Being that she is 42, I’d say that she looks great.  She was at the Richie Rich fashion show in NYC.  I guess that they wanted to get her one last time before she totally falls apart.   The pics of her without make up are down right scary.   I am just glad that she gave up acting.  I applaud her for going out there.  I am just surprised that Richie Rich would have picked her to be in the show and not someone younger.   Then again, he picked Amanda Lepore who looks like this dog.  Sorry to insult the dog.  That being said, I guess Pam was definitely a step up from that thing people call a man, oh and a model Amanda Le Whoray.  Here are some more pics of Pamela Anderson still looking good in 2010 after (more…)

Tiger Woods looking down at a missed shot.  Apparently, he didn’t miss when he shot his load into porn star Joslyn James.  He shot a nice swimmer right up in her dirty porn star hole twice.  Tiger Woods is really getting dragged through the shitter.  I guess being that famous and rich, it is hard to resist banging dirty slut bags like Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.  What shocks me is how gross most of these chicks are. You would think being Tiger Woods would allow you to get some classier girls.  The girls he slept with make Elliot Spitzer’s hooker Ashley Dupre look like a virgin!  In addition,  who fucks a porn star without a condom?….TWICE!   If she only got pregnant once, you could say “ok well the condom broke”.  But twice  ( it was probably a lot more times) , he is really just asking for trouble.   Tiger was obviously rawdoggin this cheap slutty washed up porn star who looked like a battered school mom on TV the other night in her tell all interview with Inside Edition. He should have stuck it in her ass.  She’s a porn star, I am sure she would have welcomed it with open anus.  Then he wouldn’t have had to worry about pulling out or having this skanky trashbag poop out a Tiger Jr.  Tiger, you don’t fail to continue to disappoint everyone.  Here are some pics of Tiger’s skank trashbag whore pornstar aborted baby momma.

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Since I have posted so many “real Snooki pics” I have decided to post a possible fake one.   There is a new site called NakedSnooki.com that is posting these supposed naked pictures of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.  Whether they are genuine or not remains to be seen.  If someone does buy them, my guess is they will be getting sued to release whoever sold them and then probably sued by MTV and Snooki herself.  If they are real, they are definitely from a while ago, as Snooki has packed on a couple pounds since.  Supposedly, she was anorexic when she was in high school and weighed 80something pounds.  From the looks of the naked pics, that is right around when that took place.  The photo they show and claim it’s in her room is a real one.  I posted a copy of the actual photo below and I can’t find any way that the pics were photoshopped.  The naked pictures probably don’t contain much of anything, maybe a couple boob shots.  But those milkers are soon to come out I am sure.  She can only resist Hugh Hefner for so long.  He’ll make it worth her while and she’ll show those puppies before you know it.  Here are a few shots of Snooki’s tits looking good and Snooki with her new boyfriend.  I am sure he is loving all the attention his little pintsize F-Doll is getting!

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Snooki sex tape!! See her Naked video! brought to you by PornHub

Here is the supposed Snooki Sex tape preview.  I definitely think it is a fake.  First of all, its about 10 seconds and it looks to me like whoever “found it” and said it was Snooki did a good job of hiding any full screen shot of her face.   With all the porn whores out there, its easy to find one that looks like Snooki.  Also, Snooki is 4 foot 8 and the girl in the tape definitely looks like she is way taller and her ass is way bigger.  Also, the voice of the girl on the tape doesn’t even sound like her to me.    Please post your comments and let me know what you think after you watch Snooki’s sex tape.  Here are some real Snooki Personal Pictures and a Snooki Upskirt photo after the (more…)

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Here is a nice shot of Snooki’s boobs.  I think those bad boys are real.  Those are  definitely her best feature.  We have already seen some Snooki Upskirts, but rumor has it that could possibly be a Snooki Sex Tape, as there are two Jersey Shore cast members that have had sex on film.  As far as a Snooki Playboy Shoot, that is out of the question per her.  She said she would never pose nude.  I think that sucks.  She really has a nice set of cans, and so what if she gained a little weight.  I would buy the issue… Sike!  I would just go and find the pictures online and scap them up.  I haven’t paid to see pictures of a naked girl or bought a porno mag or video  in quite some time.  That’s  one of the reasons why the internet is a great place.  I think Ben Affleck said it best in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, “The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.”  Ain’t that the truth?    Anyway here are some more Snooki boob pics and hot bikini pics, then some pics of her and her friends.  Also check the last two pics out for a pic of Snooki’s nude ass and upskirt pic after (more…)

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J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to pose for Playboy, if the money is right…. Yeah right.  I don’t see the attraction,  maybe just her ass  because when you are looking at that you can barely see her face.   She would probably do the Playboy shoot for a couple free spray tans and a bottle of Clearasil.  Her face is seriously disgusting, with make up on!  Without make up she looks like something that crawled out from underneath the Seaside Boardwalk or a dirty pirate sea hag.  Come to think of it, I bet she  crawled out from under the boardwalk once or twice this summer, and wiped some guys jizz off her face and her monster fake tits.  It’s probably in the deleted scenes of the to be Jersey Shore DVD.  Anyway, this slutbag is going to end up posing for playboy and to me she is the least desirable one out of the whole cast.  I’d even take that annoying bitch Angelina  Ho-lie over her.  Here are some slutty bikini photo shoot pics and J-Woww nude in bodypaint after (more…)

It’s a good day today for all of you Jersey Shore Snooki fans.  Here are a bunch of Snooki’s private photos.  I don’t know how many more episodes of Jersey Shore there are left, but it looks to me like most of these were taken previously to the show.  It seems Snooki has been living the Jersey Whore, I mean Shore lifestyle for quite some time.  Anyway, there are a bunch of great shots. Snooki upskirts, cleavage shots, bikini photos and my favorite are the ones of Snooki kissing a girl.  I definitely believe that she goes both ways and likes a little Clam from time to time with her Hot Italian Sausage. I should have another bunch coming in a few  days and I will be sure to post them asap!  Check out the rest of the pictures after (more…)

This shit is absolutely hilarious. I love J-Wow’s voice,  “J-Wow queen of the cameltoe”   This show seems to be the new obsession, at least for us New Joisians.   It’s like the new Sopranos….NOT.  Honestly some of it is pretty entertaining, but it reminds me of the Youtube shorts Douchebag Beach.  Personally,  I found that much funnier, but Jersey Shore is much more fun to make fun of.  Here are a couple pics of Snookie and J Woww to get your fist pumpin your you know what.

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