I am so sorry for this post, but seriously GO HOME HAELEY.  Last night, Haeley Vaughn sang The Climb by Miley Cyrus.  It was a complete mess.  The problem, and sorry if this is mean, Haeley’s lips are so friggin big that she can’t spit out the words without those things flapping around in the breeze like Lindsay Lohan’s Labia!  Haeley has a really annoying voice, a terrible lisp, and she is too damn smiley all the time. I really don’t know how she made it.   I thought that the girl that sang out of the one side of her face Shelby Dressel was much better than Haeley and they cut her.  It’s a damn shame about Shelby DresseI.   I bet Idol would have kept her if she didn’t have that problem with the one side of her face.  I think the producers didn’t want another person getting the “sympathy vote” like Scott did last season because he was blind.  Haeley is kinda cute now minus that voice and lips.  With that being said, I wondered what she would look like when she got older.  So, I took Haeley’s picture and put it in one of those age picture generators and this is what she is going to look like when she is 40.

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is getting a divorce.  Ashley Cole, her soccer playing husband has cheated on her one too many times.  What an idiot!  Ashley was voted sexiest woman over Megan Fox.   I think I can totally see why.  Look at her.  She is practically flawless.  The only thing that I don’t care for, if I have to get Critdickal, is the big tattoo that she has around her thigh and all the other ones.  I am really not much of a tattoo liking person.  I think a little rose or some shit like that is ok for a girl to have, but not some big tribal hideous looking thing.  Her legs and the rest of her body are so nice, why ruin it?  I espescially hate when a girl has a nice rack and she goes and gets a huge tattoo on one of her tits.  That just ruins it.  It’s just not my flava!   Cheryl is on The X Factor with Simon Cowell.  I am sure she shot Simon and his billion dollar pecker down a bunch of times.  So who will Cheryl date?  I think she has her choice of pretty much anyone.  Want to see why??? Check out all Cheryl Tweedy Coles hot pics after (more…)

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Here is a picture of Lady Gaga and her sloppy vagina.  I guess she wants to show the Papa, Paparazzi her Sloppa,  Sloppa Crotchy.   This is nothing new for Lady Gaga.  I think her vagina is like a kid in third grade that just got out of school, it just wants to come out and play.  The above  picture is from a concert or something she did in London.  Her music is actually pretty decent, very catchy, but sometimes really annoying.  She really does not have a pretty face, and her tits looks like something that comes with bacon and eggs at IHOP.   It looks as if Lady Gaga has eaten out a few girls in her day also.    Rumor had it she was a hermaphrodite, but we can see here there was no penis on her, just a sloppy vajajay.  Here are some more pictures of Lady Gaga’s wardrobe malfunctions, flapjack tits, alien nipples, and her vagina flapping in the wind like a kite on the beach after (more…)

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Here is is a great video of Snooki.  It looks to be pre Jersey Shore.  She sings a song called ” I’m gonna fuck you from the speaker”.  She also does a nice little guidette dance but the bonus is her nice upskirt in the video.  She acknowledges that her panties or bathing suit are hanging out for the camera, but then at the end of the video she lets the camera get a shot of her coochie again.  Its a nice white pantie/bathing suit upskirt, but it is very brief.  Anyway, I hope these Snooki Videos keep popping up.  It gives me something to write about and she doesn’t fail to entertain, especially when her boobs and underwear keep showing up.  Here are some more Snooki pics from random places and a couple of Pauly D pics too after (more…)

Naturi Naughton Topless in Notorious – Funny home videos are a click away

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I recently watched the Notorious movie and I thought it was quite good.   I grew up listening to Biggie and Tupac and sometimes I still do.  I think that the movie was well written and the actors were very good.  Notorious B.IG.  was played by Jamal Woodward, Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or whatever the f he is calling himself nowadays was played by Derek Luke.  I think Derek Luke is a great actor.  I loved him as Boobie Miles in Friday Night Lights and he was great in Antwone Fisher alongside Denzel Washington.  But the real stand out in the movie was the performance by Naturi Naughton as Lil Kim.  I thought she was great and really gave some head, i mean got her “head” into the role.  Also the fact that she has a couple great nude scenes definitely helped her get noticed.  She was recently cast in Fame as Denise Dupree which didn’t get great reviews,.  I didn’t see it, but I am sure it wasn’t her fault.  She is one of the actresses we need to keep a watch on as I think she is destined for bigger and better things.  That body definitely helps too.   Below find some screen caps of her, Derek Luke as Puffy, and Jamal Woodward as Biggie.  Derek Luke can really do the Puff dance to perfection.   Check out some hot nude pics of Naturi Naughton after (more…)

Kara DioGuardi definitely had a boob job.  To me Kara is like White Castle, sometimes it looks good, and other times it makes me want to puke. I remember lase season when she came out on stage with Bikini Girl ( who also had a major boob job) and her tits were no where near the size that they are now.  Kara was rich before, but she must have taken some of her Idol money and went and bought herself a nice new set of funbags.  I think they actually look pretty real.  I guess since Kara is going to be on TV more and be in the public eye she might as well have nice cans.    Bikini Girl had a supremely fake looking boob job.  There is no question that those things are plastic while Kara’s make you second guess.  But I can’t see how she could have suddenly blossomed those being almost 40.   A push up bathing suit or bra can only do so much.  Check out some old pics of Kara and some new ones of Bikini Slut Katrina Darrell.

Rumor has it that Adam Lambert was going to have little Justin Bieber sleep over his house.   Do I smell a new Michael Jackson in the making?   Probably not as supposedly it was Justin’s Idea.  With Adam’s current status as a raging butt pirate I don’t foresee it as a good idea that he spend the night.  If he did Adam might put a little make up on him and have him  looking like some of the photos below.

Well I hope for Justin’s sake that he has a great time and doesn’t get too glittered and Glamberted.  Here is a video below of Adam and Justin backstage at Jingle Ball. Adam is showing him how to glitter himself and do some kind of gay handshake.  Creepy.  I’d make a run for it Justin!

Adam,  here’s a little Bieber for you!

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It’s being said that Howard Stern could replace Simon Cowell’s seat as a Judge on American Idol.  I think he is probably one of the only people that would be a big enough asshole to fill Cowell’s seat.  Simon can be really shitty sometimes, but he is almost always right when it comes to who he thinks is the best.  He tries not to waste anyone’s time, the contestant or the show just by putting mediocre singers through to the next round.  Stern does the same thing but in a filthier way.  He holds all those contests for breast implant giveaways  and is totally honest in his opinion of judging women based on their appearance as to whether they are Playboy material or not, etc.  We all knew that Howard held a soft spot for Sanjaya and his stupid rooster head hairdo, and Sanjaya remained on the show when he sucked mostly just because Howard told his radio audience to vote for him.  Maybe he was doing it to prove a point or just be a dick.  Who knows?  That would be my only problem with having him as a judge.  Stern said he would do it for 100 million dollars for the season, I think that is a negotiating tactic to try and get at least 40 or 50 mil.  If he does get the job, I hope that he would judge based on talent and not on looks or whatever the f  he saw in Sanjaya.

This guy Andrew Fenlon was a real asshole.  He looked like Clark Kent mixed with Dexter’s serial killer brother.  Kara proceeded to tell him that she didn’t like him  because he was cocky and impatient.  Menawhile, Simon almost kicked him out of the audition before he even sang.  Once he did sing, I thought he was actually pretty good.  If he wasn’t such a douchebag, I think they may have sent him to Hollywood.  I would watch out for this guy going to my limo if I were any of  the judges.  I wouldn’t be suprised if Kara started receving death threats written in cut out newspaper clippings.  Psycho!

In other Idol news, Pat Ford is definitely not a Womanizer.  This was the funniest audition of the night.   This kid needs to go and take lessons from William Hung. HOLLER!

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Last night was the 100th episode of  How I Met Your Mother.  The video above was well done and pretty funny if you watch the show regularly.  Rachel Bilson guest starred and of course they showed the previews as if she was “the mother”, but she was not. She also didn’t look as hot as she normally does (pics below). They sort of dressed her down and made her look so goody goody.   Maybe they did that on purpose cause she was the roommate of Ted’s kids to be mother.  I wonder how long they can drag this shit out?  They have been teasing us with showing us the mother so many times already.  I bet we have seen  her in a bunch of episodes in the background.  She was probably  at the bar,  in Ted’s classes, walking on the street, etc..  Either way congrats to the whole cast for making a good show and hopefully we will get to see “the mother’ real soon.  I just hope they don’t end it after we finally find out who she is.  I’d like to see Ted and the other cast members play through his marriage (if  he gets married) and his children being born.   If that is how they are going to play it, the show could last a long long time.