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Kristen Stewart’s ass is looking really nice in the new shitty Twilight film.  They are dragging out this bullshit too much.  I don’t really like many of these new vampire shows. They are all the same shit and basically have all become Soap Operas.  I really only watch True Blood and I kinda miss it.  thoughts bitches?: (more…)

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Nicole Eggert could be practicing Necrophilia, well if this was now, not about 25 years ago, just because she is in a steamy nude sex scene with Corey Haim.  She used to be super hot, think she is a fat ass now.  (more…)

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Rooney Mara is naked and everyone seems to think it is a big deal. It’s not like it Sofia Vergara naked, or even Jessica Biel, or someone like that.  It’s Rooney Mara.  She could eat a dick. If you like her and think she is hot and I am an asshole, call me a stupid cocksucker in the comments.  (more…)

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Vanessa Hudgens looks like she should be running aside Pamela Anderson and bouncing her tits up and down until David Hasslehoff comes in and rapes her butthole.  Pretty picture huh? (more…)

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MIley Cyrus shows that she can take off her clothes, no matter how shitty the movie.  Just like Britney Spears and Crossroads, MIley will be half naked jumping around in this movie. Unless I get word that she slips a nip or her twiffer is exposed, I’ll be boycotting this shibag film.  Billy Walsh wouldn’t even direct this piece of trash.  (more…)

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Christina Ricci shows her naked tits while she is dead.  What better than that?  A nice hot naked bitch laying in front of you, dead?  even though she is dead, you could still do her while her snatch is warm. Yeah I’m sick like that. fucgoofffff (more…)

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Brie Larson shows her nice body in a white towel in her latest film where she gets buttfucked like a red headed step child.  Nah just kidding, it may NOT BE ANAL.  (more…)

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Mila Kunis gets topless with Justin Timberlake while some weird guy puts his face really really close to the NSync’r's dick.  This is just a creepy still, but at least Mila is topless, with pasties after (more…)

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Here are two GIF images that I found.  They are pretty good quality.  Olivia’s ass looks awesome and she is Megan Fox hot in this movie.  Check it out after (more…)

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If you liked Alison Lohman as Nicolas Cage’s daughter and jerked off to her in Matchstick Men when she was a tight young little skateboarding thirteen year old, then you’ll love this shit.  Alison could get it, but she has that face like her pussy stinks.  I wonder if it does, does it smell like roses, or does it smell like toe cheese?  Does she wipe frontwards and drive the shit into her clam?  I am not sure, examine and determine, final words, spoken like a true gentleman, don’t wear no suit and no tie, I’m no gentleman, gettin laid chicken heads that’s my hobby, never bust a nut when the bitch is lookin sloppy, I be the Dick Thick, cause I’m a Critic, never liked the name I received from my father, dirty deluxe, drunk huntin for skanks to fuck, snatch the devil up by his hand and cut his head off…. Wow, do you know where that’s from? I should have been  a rapper, not a blogger, venom in my veins, and I fuckin blame my father, but I like Alison Lohman, she could give me a nice blow man, and I’ll pretend she Lindsay Lohan after (more…)