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When I first saw these bikini pictures with definite genitalia or just maybe a big bush bulging out of the bathing suit, I felt like a dirtbag for looking at them.  Sarah Hyland, who plays the oldest daughter on the Modern Family TV sitcom, belongs to this leopard beaver poking out of the above pictured bathing suit.  Don’t worry, it’s ok to look.  Even though she looks about 12, she is actually 20 years old.  At first, I thought it was similar to looking at Miley Cyrus in a bikini or any of those other slutty photos of her making kissie face with her stomach showing.  We all know she is 16, but we all mostly look anyway.  But truthfully, Miley Cyrus is really 16 going on about 37 yrs old.  Miley will soon be pregnant, married, divorced, turned lesbian, and then pregnant again probably in that exact order.  Seriously, she is going to have Michael Jackson syndrome and when she is 37, end up sleeping with little girls in her bed claiming she had no childhood.  Next thing, she’ll be taking acid with Macaulay Culkin and watching Alice In Wonderland!  Enough about Miley, I don’t know if Sarah Hyland’s bikini photos are anything to rave about.  She is really CUTE, and I use cute because she is so friggin young, skinny and elementary school looking.  Her body almost looks undeveloped, but what the hell.  She is great on Modern Family, and her Olive Garden commercial makes me want to eat  salad and breadsticks.  Check out some more almost underage, almost inappropriate, almost see through, but non-jailbait photos of Sarah Hyland and her little body in a bikini after (more…)

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Since I wrote a post about Ronnie Margo, I had to do one for his “girlfriend” (i question that relationship, maybe its just for the show)  Sammi Sweetheart Giancola as well.  I found  some random pictures of  Jersey Shore’s Sammi Sweetheart looking hot and all kinds of cute.  They are all previous to the Jersey Shore show except for a few.  She looks really to be a sweet girl, no pun intended.   I don’t know how she ended up on that show at all.  All the other girls were party animals  and Sammi just seems to be a genuinely nice family oriented girl. That’s not what the Jersey Shore fans  want to hear or see.  They want tits, ass, thongs, nipple rings, tattoos, etc.  That is probably why Snooki and J-Woww have stolen the spotlight for the girls.  I can’t even remember the other ho that left the show’s name anymore.  She probably would have been the biggest, dirtiest trashbag  walking the Seaside Boardwalk all summer!   Ok, I just googled her name.  Angelina Pavarnick.  She was a real pig, you can just tell.  At least Snooki and J-Woww seem like they could be cool to hang out with.  Angelina was just looking for some quick fame and couldn’t deal with being the ugliest person in the house.    Maybe she thought she was too good for the show and she could go be on For The Love Of Ray J or something.  Wow there’s a step up!  Angelina wasn’t a naturally pretty girl like Sammi, probably because she had that Howard Stern Hook Nose.  Anyway, here are some photo of Angelina looking ugly in all of them accept one and some pics of Sammi Sweetheart Giancola’s  long sexy legs looking cute as hell after (more…)

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I don’t usually write articles about models, but since I just wrote a post about Derek Zoolander, Alessandra Ambrosio ass bent over is definitely worthy of an article as well.  There are so many Victoria’s Secret and other models that look just like her, so she really doesn’t hit me with the “wow factor”.  I really never paid much attention to this ho because she is just another tall, skinny model that could be much hotter with bigger boobs.    But, I guess if you like that Brazilian bombshell with legs longer than Dmx’s rap sheet, then I guess she is pretty hot.   Regardless, when you have an ass like that, and you pose in the assumed position of doggy style, I guess it doesn’t matter how your boobs are.  Everyone is just staring at that ass!  Turning around would just ruin the picture moment.  When Alessandra was pregnant, she had those explosive mom boobs a la Halle Berry.  I wish she would have kept them.  It’s amazing that she did have a kid and still has a body like this.  Check out some more pics of Alessandra from this bikini photo shoot, some older ones including a nice see through picture, upskirt pic,  and one of her with her pregnant boobs after (more…)

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Amanda Seyfried is letting it all hang out in Chloe.  It appears that she is topless in more than one scene.  I posted some pics of Amanda Seyfried Topless And Slutty  previously from the movie Chloe, but they were blurry also.  These pictures aren’t much better, but you can at least make out how huge and nice her boobs actually are.  I guess whoever is stealing these pictures from the film is taking them with their cel phone or something.  Focus, focus, focus!  I am sure a lot of perverts are going to see this Chloe movie, just to take a nice couple looks at Amanda’s boobs hanging out and spilling out of her shirt constantly.  Anyway, here are some nice shots of Amanda Seyfried’s naked breasts and some of her in a pink bikini sitting next to Kristen Bell after (more…)

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American Apparel Best Butt Contest was recently held.  What a great contest to have!  I would have to agree with the choice of the winner.  That is one serious ass.  It really has everything you could want in an ass.  The best part about this contest is that there are no pictures of any of the contestants faces!  It looks like most of these girls have the whole package working, but  I bet at least one of them have a bad case of Lady Gaga face.   Check out the pics of the top 10 asses and then two of my personal favorites after (more…)

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Here is a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the red carpet for her 100th episode party for Ghost Whisperer.  I heard that is a good show, but even with her boobs starring in it, I won’t watch it.  It just doesn’t seem interesting to me.  Anyway, it’s great to see J-Love looking good again.   She had those awful pics in the black bikini where she looked all frumpy and like she had doubled the size of her original ass.   She really did go back to her “I Know What You Did Last Summer”  / “Heartbreakers” look.  That was when she was really in her prime.  There is much speculation as to whether her boobs are real or not, but either way, they look awesome.  I guess we would have to ask John Mayer or Jamie Kennedy.  I am sure they could verify.  Here are some hot pics of J-Love from the red carpet and some throwbacks pics of  Jennifer Love Hewitt BOOBS IN ALL THEIR GLORY AFTER (more…)

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The 2010 Oscars sucked worse than Amanda Seyfried hiding her boobs in this hideous dress that she chose.  I wonder if someone paid her to wear that friggin thing?  What a bad choice!  Basically everyone’s outfit pretty much blew goats except Miley Cyrus had her jailbait boobs on display and actually looked pretty.  Christina Hendricks had her monster cannons  blasting out of her dress for everyone to see.   Christina knows what sells, her tits.  Those are definitely the best boobs in Hollywood.  If it wasn’t for Christina being at the Oscars, I would not have posted anything about it.   Her boobs are the real story, the rest of the pics are  just filler.

Back to the actual awards, The Hurt Locker won a shitload of awards including Best Picture.  I personally thought the movie was lame, boring, and anti-climactic.  The acting was shit, and there was really no story.  Avatar definitely should have won.  That was  a real masterpiece.   It was one of the most visually amazing films ever made.  Aside from that, nothing else really made an impact.  Thank god the girl from Precious didn’t win, I can’t stand to look at her.   What’s hilarious is the advertisement for Precious “Precious simply can not be missed”, I was like, no shit!  Check out some pics of other celebs and a pic of  Gabourey Sidibe in that parachute they turned into a dress.  Check out some more Oscar Red Carpet Pictures after (more…)

Here is a video of Snooki when she was skinny and actually really hot.   It’s probably from about 4 years ago.   She is on the beach with one of her friends being drunk and acting like most of the drunk girls on the Jersey Shore act.  Annoying.  Walk around the beach in your bikini, but please don’t talk unless you have something good to say like, “wanna come back to our room?”  or “can you rub some lotion on me?”.  Otherwise, just sit there and let your boobs and ass hang out of your bikini that doesn’t fit anymore and we’ll all be happy.  Actually, this video is funny.  It shows Snooki’s ass getting bit by an angry sea gull.  Her friend puts a potato chip on her ass and the bird bites her right in her booty when he takes the chip.   The sea gulls at the Jersey Shore are like massive birds that morphed into giant beach vultures.  Here’s a pic of skinny Snooki and her nice ass giving these guys a show! (more…)

Julie Benz went from being the sexy soccer mom who bangs a serial killer in Dexter to a slutty  lesbian stripper in Desperate Housewives.  She looks super hot in this scene with her boobs showing in the DH episode “The Chase”.   I have got to say that she is adding some steam to Wysteria Lane.  She seems to be the perfect amount of filthy skank to add to the show.  The whole ordeal of licking her fingers and fondling her boobs to get  the syrup off is definitely working.  I wonder if that is how she auditioned for the part, in her underwear with a bottle of maple syrup?   That would have sold the producers faster than clean urine sells in the New York Yankees dugout!   I heard Julie signed on for more episodes of Desperate Housewives.  I still won’t watch the show, but i will look to watch the clips of her being a slutty lesbian stripper online.  Here are some hot pics of Julie from various different occasions after (more…)

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Here’s a picture of the hot blond from the new movie She’s Out Of My League, Alice Eve.  In the upcoming film, she becomes Jay Baruchel aka Danger from Million Dollar Baby’s girlfriend.  The movie looks really funny.  I like Jay as a comedic actor, he was great in Knocked Up.  The trailer for this movie is pretty funny.  “You’re a Moodle, a Man-Poodle.”

Alice Eve and her hotness bring a lot of attention to the upcoming film.  I don’t recall ever seeing her before, except in the movie Crossing Over with Harrison Ford.  I think that movie went straight to DVD.  I watched it, actually liked  it, but couldn’t remember ever seeing a trailer for it on the big screen.  Alice Eve will also star in Sex & The City 2.  I am sure all the ho’s from SATC  love the fact that Alice is going to make them look like an old beat up shoe when they are standing next to her.. espescially in HD.  Here are some screencaps from Crossing Over with Alice Eve’s naked boobs on display. Now I know why I liked that movie! Check out Alice’s nice nude breasts after (more…)