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MIley Cyrus Bought A New Car In A See Through Shirt, Probably Got A Good Deal

Dick Thick — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:18:26 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Miley Cyrus is doing a lot lately. She bought a new car, then she wore a see through shirt, then she made out with some dude and filmed a sex scene with some lesbian candids as well. I like this Miley.

These Kate Upton Nudes May Be Fakes, But THey Looks Pretty Real To Me

Dick Thick — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:14:23 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½

Kate Upton may have never gotten naked before, but these nude pics of her are really damn close to what I think she would look like naked., Her tits look the same in both, so I am stumped. What do you think?

Rita Rusic Is 50 Years Old? Really? I’m Baffled!

Dick Thick — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:20:05 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Rita Rusic is unbelievable for a 50 year old bitch. Move over Courtney Cox, Jennnifer Aniston, and whoever else is a hot Hollywood bitch in their 40s. I think she may be a genetic freak and really has found the fountain of youth. I found some topless pics of her when she was a little fatter, but her titties still looked amazing. Check it out after

Vanessa Hudgens Almost Lost Her Bikini Top & Showed Us Her Sexy Bare Back

Dick Thick — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:22:20 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½

Vanessa Hudgens won’t stop wearing bikinis, and this one almost totally fell off. All you can really see well is her nice firm ass, sexy back and stomach. But also, guess what, a little tiny piece of nipple!

Remember All That Shit I Said About Rihanna’s Ass.. Well It Has Just Been Confirmed Again

Dick Thick — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:27:54 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆

Rihanna shows how hot her friggin ass is again. Now she is snorkeling and sporting a tight blue bikini bottom that shows just how fuckin hot her butt cheeks are. She is really becoming my favorite person to write about.

Vanessa Hudgens Latest BikinI Pictures Show Her Sexy Flower

Dick Thick — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:28:08 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Vanessa Hudgens has a sexy flower… in her ear. I would like to see her lotus flower and then see that she has a nice smooth lily pad downstairs. Maybe my frog could hop on that shit and catch some flies.

Miley Cyrus Goes Out In Public In Slut Shorts With Her Belly Out

Dick Thick — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:31:46 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆

Miley Cyrus is looking hotter than hell here, just for no reason. Going out in this outfit is an awesome choice and I can’t believe nobody is around her trying to grab her lady parts. What a piece of ace.

Skye Sweetnam Is Another Example Of Canadian Hotness That Looks Like Jailbait

Dick Thick — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:09:33 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★¼☆

Skye Sweetnam should really just go and do porn. She is from Canada and has awesome eyes and a nice high school girls body. Probably a freshmen high school girl. Who likes it?

The BEst Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson’s Ass

Dick Thick — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:34:18 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

These are the best pictures that I could find of Scarlett Johansson’s ass. I really don’;t think there is much else to say. Scarjo’s ass is bangin.

I Forgot How Fucking Hot Eliza Dushku And Her Newly Grown Tits Are

Dick Thick — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:16:12 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Eliza Dushku is seriously hot. Her Twitter pics show that she has dynamite tits and a seriously hot body. I am gonna start lookin her up more ofter. HOT ASS BEEEITCH!