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Name The Slut Butt Funny Ass Edition

Nov 15, 2011 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Funny

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Name the slut butt is called funny edition  for a reason.   This bitch and her ass are funny.   I bet I know who you are thinking it is, but it’s not Whitney Cummings.  It’s someone who you really wouldn’t consider sexy, but she does have a hot Jewish body.  Name it after (more…)

It Looks Like Selena Gomez May Have Some Cellulite

Jul 28, 2011 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Funny

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Selena Gomez shows her hot body and legs, but there is a blemish.  She is beginning to get cellulite at 18 YEARS OLD!!!! That is really terrible.  The topper of this disastrous news is that Bieber is actually sitting next to her.  I don’t think this can get any worse.  Check out Selena gomez looking pretty, sexy, cleavage  but with cellulite after (more…)

Rihanna’s Concerts Are More Like A Parade Of Her Smoking Hot Ass

Mar 29, 2011 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Funny, Music

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Rihanna has been really whoring it up in concert, but I really like it.  I have been putting up a post of her every week now, sometimes two!  Her body is so on point, hot and ready for Dick Thick to penetrate.  Rihanna’s concerts are looking like fun, I know this guy on the right is here.

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You have been caught red handed, probably more like vaseline or jergens white handed jerking it while you watch Rihanna pulsate and pump her crotch like she does so well in front of anyone.  Take a mental pic bro, and bring that shit home, or even to the bathroom.  Don’t jerk off in concert.  Check out the reason this dude was jerking off and how hot Rihanna’s tits, ass and crotch and the hot video of her gyrating after (more…)

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Is that Snooki in 10 years, or just funny woman Roseanne Barr strutting her fat ass in an ugly swimsuit.  I feel bad for whoever had to get that close to her pussy to give her that hideous tattoo.  Seriously, she knows she’s gross, and that’s what makes it funny.  Ugly fat disgusting bitches want to go swimming too, so I support the save the whales program and all that other horse dick, I mean shit that comes along with this kind of public display of debonerizing medicine.  Roseanne Barr, The Anti-Viagra Solution. I could see the ad now, “Hard on won’t go down, fuck going to the hospital and getting a needle in your dick, just look at these pics”. (more…)

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Well sometimes you have to love Jersey Shore’s Nicole Snooki Polizzi….  Then there are times that she looks regoddamdickulous.  This is one of those times.  I think that Snooki can actually look cute sometimes and she can also looks like a retard others.  I will give her that she does have VERY NICE BOOBS.  They look nice, natural, soft and squishy but still firm at the same time.  Practically the perfect tit.  Anyway, check out a variety of different Snooki photos from various occasions with nice big cleavage pics and short skirts after (more…)

Sofia Vergara’s Big Boobs In FHM With Mucho Cleavage-o

Jul 19, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Funny, Hotness, TV

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Sofia Vergaga =Tatas mas grande.  Sofia has been blessing us on Modern Family with her smoking hot body.  I think that Modern Family will win for best comedy this year at the Emmy’s.  It really does have something for everyone.  It has nice tits and ass, a super cute sexy young looking girl, Sarah Hyland,  (seen here in her bikini), homosexuals, and an old man that has a nice young hot piece of Latina ass played by Sofia Vergara (busting out bikini pics seen here).   I think that Sofia Vergara and her killer cleavage may be headed for even further stardom, along with Sarah Hyland. They are both great in the show and a pleasure to look at.  Check out the rest of Sofia Vergara’s nice cleavagey busting out pictures for FHM and one nice photo of her stripping off her clothes after (more…)

Meow! Catfight On Jerseylicious Briella VS. Trashy Tracy

May 7, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bangable, Funny, TV

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A little bit of Bitch Please was going on in the last episode of Jerseylicious.   I would love to see a nice cat fight between Briella and Tracy on the season finale which is coming up on Sunday.   I was really excited when Tracy got fired.  The only thing bigger than that bitch”s mouth is her ass!   That huge orange rump of hers almost got the boot from The Gatsby.  Someone needs to seriously shove a can of hairspray down her big trap so she can’t friggin bitch anymore!  I am afraid that we won’t be seeing anymore of Briella as she was consequently banned from the salon on the last episode for fighting with Chesty Cheetah and her fat cellulite ass.

There is no word on a season two of Jerseylicious, but I am guessing that there will be one.  Ever since Jersey Shore had success, everyone is jumping on the Jersey Bandwagon.  Weather has been nice in Jersey, Olivia Sharpe was recently out in her bikini at the opening of the local bars down the shore called Surfclub.

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Olivia looks good in her bathing suit.  I am sure that we will see more of Olivia whether or not Jerseylicious is renewed for a season 2.  In the meantime, check out some more hot pics of some of the cast of Jerseylicious including Alexa The Glam Fairy cleavage pics, Briella looking cute and sexy, Olivia in her bikini and some tight pants and Tracy looking a bitch after (more…)

Noureen DeWulf In A Funny Spoof Movie

Apr 23, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Coming Soon, Funny, Hotness, Movies, Photo Shoots

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All I can say about Noureen DeWulf is wow.  This girl is smoking hot.  She is all natural 24 year old hottie from NYC.  Noureen was in The Goods, Live Hard, Sell Hard.  I am sure that Jeremy Piven tried to bang her with his “Ari” charm.  He must have really been trying because the picture above is from the Season 6 Premiere of Entourage!  Ari is such a dirtbag.

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After seeing Noureen’s Maxim and Complex photo shoots, I don’t blame Ari Gold anymore.  Noureen DeWulf is definitely some of the new hotness about to become as huge as her nice natural boobs.  She is starring in a movie called The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall And Felt Superbad About It. I am sure that it is going to be hilarious.  Check out the RATED R trailer here:

This movie looks frigging hilarious in a Don’t Be A Menace sort of way.  I can’t wait to see this hot piece of ass Noureen DeWulf on the big screen.   Check out  a bunch of  almost nude pictures of Noureen and her big natural boobs & hot revealing photo shoots after (more…)

Jerseylicious Team Olivia!!! Thumbs Down to Chesty Cheetah!

Apr 19, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Fugly, Funny, Hotness, Skanks, TV

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Team Olivia is where it’s at for me.  I can’t lie, I don’t religiously watch the show, but I do like to check out the girls that are on it.  I pretend that I am watching it for content, but I really am just checking out everyone’s shit and waiting for a chick fight to happen.  Tracy Dimarco is really a huge bitch on the show, and I am sure that it isn’t really an act.  She seems like a nasty, orange, fat ass bitch.  Seriously, I have never seen someone that is so orange before.  I mean this takes tanning to a whole new level.  When she goes tanning, does she use some cheap lotion made by the same people who make Cheetos?  I think I will call her CHESTIER CHEETAH!

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Chesty Cheetah, (that sounds better) must partake in this Cheeto Bath quite frequently to keep up her color.  She could also be using that powder that comes in Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as blush.  Seriously Tracy  is no comparison to Olivia Sharpe looks wise.  I am not into people who are totally plastic.  Her tits look so fake, that even Posh Spice said damn!!!! and we all know that Posh has been rockin’ those softball implants for quite some time.  If Olivia’s boyfriend wants Tracy instead, Olivia shouldn’t give a frogs fat ass about it.  She can do much better I am sure.  Come to think of it, almost every girl on the show is hotter than Tracy.  Olivia’s roommate Briella and Alexa Prisco “The Glam Fairy”  looked super hot at the Jerseylicious Premiere Party.

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The Glam Fairy has a great rack.  She should keep those bad boys on display more often.  I can’t tell if they are real or not, but they aren’t obvious implants like Chesty Cheetah Tracy Dimarco.  I hope a full out brawl catfight erupts in the salon and everyone gangs up on  Chesty Cheetah.  I am sure that won’t be the first time she has had a gang of people all touching her at the same time.  Check out some more pictures of Jerseylicious  Olivia Sharpe looking hot in tight clothes , Briella’s looking sexy with her nice legs in some short skirts, Alexa The Glam Fairy’s cleavage, and Chesty Cheetah looking bitchy as the day is long after (more…)

Teri Hatcher’s Big Cleavage On Desperate Housewives

Apr 19, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bangable, Funny, Skanks, TV

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Teri Hatcher sexes it up on Desperate Housewives again.  She still looks really good for her age.  I remember watching her in Tango & Cash and thinking that she was really hot.  Then after that, I don’t remember most of anything else she did until Desperate Housewives.  DH is like a Sex And The City made for TV.  Personally, I think that it sucks.  There are some good parts th0ugh, like the time that Teri Hatcher started stripping:

Teri still looks good and her breasts are supposedly natural.  She did admit to have some Botox injections, but didn’t admit to any other surgeries.  Rumor has it she had cheek implants, and some collagen injections.  Surprisingly, nothing is mentioned about her boobs.  Well, they still look good, and even if they are drooping a little, with this push up bra, you  would never know.  Check out some more pictures of Teri Hatcher from Desperate Housewives 2010 with a low cut titty shirt on showing her old but hot cleavage after (more…)

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