Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

So here it Alanis Morissette gracing the pages of Critdick.com looking like a whale about to burst.  How many months pregnant is she?  From the looks of her I would say about 10.  I also am disappointed with the lack of Pregnancy Boobs.  I am really not familiar with Alanis Morrissette’s music, except that song that everyone knows that I am too lazy to Google the name of right now.  But anyway, you get the point.  So here is Alanis looking pregnant as hell in a way too skimpy bathing suit for a pregnant woman with her fat belly and ass hanging out afterhttp://critdick.com/wp-admin/post-new.php (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

These pictures suck almost as bad as Ciara’s music nowadays.  I haven’t heard a good Ciara song since Goodies. I posted some pictures where Ciara’s fully nude breast and nipple was hanging out of her shirt, and those pics were much better.   These Maxim photos are so airbrushed and really look like shit.  Anyway, I ain’t writing no more about this skeezer, so check out the rest of Ciara’s shitty maxim photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

I said it before, and I’ll say it again, Dakota Fanning needs some TANNING!  Seriously, she may be the whitest actress in Hollywood.  She may even be whiter that Milky from Me, Myself & Irene. I don’t know why she doesn’t go in the sun, maybe it’s because she is playing a Vampire in the rest of the shitty Twilight movies.  Anyway, my pledge to Dakota is go out in the sun and lay out with some baby oil on so you’ll look like a tomato instead of a potato.  Check out Dakota Fanning’s  jailbait yoga outfit pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Heidi Montag’s transformation into a mutant like Frankenstein bitch is now totally complete.  Not to mention, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT ON HER NOSE? Blow up a pic and see what I mean.   I could see having a couple of procedures if you really felt like shit about yourself.  Heidi was much prettier before she had all this shit done.

Look at Heidi Montag the way she used to look in a bikini.  I think that she looked really good right here.  Her tits and face looked so much better.  Now Heidi’s new ass is so fake, round, and  plastic looking, it kind of makes me want to yak.  I wonder what her friends from The Hills think.

I mean, look at that thing.  It looks like someone jammed two oversized apple pies into the side of her ass.  I can’t understand why she would do that to her ass too.  Tits are one thing, but now everyone thinks she looks hideous.  Check out the rest of Franken Heidi Montag’s new found plastic body bikini pictures after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Snooki took her fat ass bullriding wearing granny panties!  At least she did the world a favor, and actually wore panties.  I guess in between sucking dick shaped lolli pops, she had some time to make an asshole out of herself and make retarded faces riding a bull.

I think the picture above is the closest we are going to get to a Nicole Snooki Polizzi sex tape.  Lolli Cock, Lolli Cock, oh Lolli Lolli Cock!   And, what ever happened to all those Naked Snooki Photos?

A Twinkie or a package of Ho Ho’s must have fell out of Snooki’s pocket while she was riding the bull, because you can see her freaking out flashing her ass and panties looking for them.  Maybe they got stuck in her huge granny panties.  I know they don’t look like Granny Panties from the back, but if you look at her whole outfit, you can clearly make them out to be some form of bloomers, or half of a moo moo.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s bull riding pictures including her tits bouncing around like they are ready to be dribbled down a basketball court, and some other pictures of her making stupid faces along with about 4 upskirt pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.25/10)

Snooki for looooovvvve in all the wrong places, no fine girls, just a fat chick in metal bracelets….  Poor Snooki, not only is she getting fatter and grosser by the minute, but now she is arrested.  I check the Monmouth County NJ website for an arrest mugshot, but they didn’t show anything.  I guess she got off easy and didn’t get processed because it was just a ticket for disorderly conduct or some shit.

There is a picture of Snooki’s good side getting taken away by the cops.  At least the people got a nice fat ass upskirt pic of Nicole Polizzi before she was taken to the pokey.  Snooki used to look really good when she was younger. Another tragic tale of two many Twinkies.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s fat ass upskirt pictures of her getting arreseted and looking dumpy and chubby like Porky Pig after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

What is Lady Gaga’s deal lately?  I think that she has totally lost her mind and stopped wearing pants.  She really does have a nice looking ass most of the time (you’ll see why in a minute) so, I guess I can see the method to her madness.  But now she is wearing no pants, with see through panties!  Her entire vagina has been exposed before, so I guess at this point she really doesn’t give a shit. BUT(T)….

Lady Gaga should be more careful and check her big fat juicy ass before she leaves it exposed because she is showing everyone in the world her frigging ASS PIMPLES!  Gaga should go and borrow some Clearasil from J-Woww and put it on her ass.  Even better, she could rub J-Woww’s face on her ass and get the Clearasil and Cover-Up that way!  Check out some more see through pictures of Lady Gaga’s ass in lingerie, leotards, fishnets, and a couple vagina slips after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.75/10)

Snooki is on the prowl on the beach in her bathing suit moo moo.  She keeps packing on the pounds.  She looks really miserable too.  I think that she is the worst looking one in a bathing suit now.  Snooki used to have a really hot body when she was younger!

Now I know why Snooki was anorexic in highschool.  They said that she weighed about 85 lbs, being that she is only 4 foot 8. the above picture probably taken around then.  Snooki is only in her early 20′s so she is going to gain a lot more weight, and it isn’t going in the right places anymore.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s Snooki getting fatter by the second, her FUPA, her big droopy saggy boobs, and fat thighs after (more…)