What the hell is that dripping down Christina Aguilera’s leg?  It looks like blood, or shit..  Could be her period, or maybe when she went to hit a high note, she pushed too hard and squeezed out some diarrhea.  Regardless, this shit is disgusting. 

*******½~~ (7.5/10)

Christina Aguilera has gained a lot of weight.  She looks constipated on stage and she also is making a Snooki Waaaaaah Face.  I smell shit, I seriously think her hershey squirts are spewing out of my screen.  WAAAAH I’M FAT- more Miss Piggy after

Minnie Driver is showing off her 41 year old vagina in a tight blue bathing suit that clings and actually let you see her clitoris.  It looks like her vag has been punished.  As Borat would say, “her vajeen hang like slave of wizard”.  I thought that she would look better, but she has aged poorly.  Check out Minnie Driver’s bikini body with cameltoe and ass shots after

*******½~~ (7.5/10)

This bellybutton is scaring the shit out of me.  I want to push it in and get on an elevator.  I want to use no key, push to start.  I want to hit it and have a genie come out.  I want to flick it until it bleeds.  I would like to rub some jizz over it to hide it, or even just put a scrotum over it as it is almost the size of a testicle.  This weird ass shit belongs to someone who married money with a million dollar smile  and crapped out a kid that ruined her bellybutton forever.  Check it out after

Stank-O-Meter *******½~~ (7.5/10)

Me Khloe, Me Oger.  Me Have Nipple.  Me Nipple Fall out.  Me boobie pink and pretty.  No it’s a  nipple not cow udder. No I am not Bigfoot.  No I am not adopted.  Me Lardassian, Me Kardashian, Me A Girl!  Me swear

Stank-O-Meter ********½~ (8.5/10)

Mariah Carey, where are your big glorious pregnancy tits?  Why can’t you be like Christina Aguilera or Halley Berry?  Seriously, your tits are the only thing that didn’t grow with your stupid pregnancy with Dickhead Cannon.  Dick Cannon, Prick Cannon, Douche Mc Fugly Face Cannon.  Really, this picture sucks.Your tits were bigger in these shitty bikini pics below.  Check them out!

Rating: ½☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

These Nicole “Snooki Polizzi pictures actually hurt my dick.  I definitely can’t even give them a full hard on.  I don’t understand why Snooki doesn’t get on the Jwoww diet.  She really cleaned up and made herself look hot.  I feel bad for Snooki, that she can’t maintain her body correctly.  Maybe she has a thyroid problem, sometimes she looks really skinny and sometimes she looks super fat.  She really does have great tits be it cleavage or nice and nude.  Anyway, these pictures may make you a little skeeved out, but it we were drunk or just down on our luck, we’d all bang out Snooki.  Check out these Jersey Shore Snooki bikini pics after

Stank-O-Meter ********½~ (8.5/10)

Bitches and some d-bags get mad when I make fun of Kesha and her sloppy skank body.  So to all the people who find it offensive, I have written this Remix.  TO the tune of Rihanna What’s My Name… Ohh Kesha, ya body’s lame, , Oh Kesha, your gut’s a shame a shame a shame…”baby you’re sloppy,  let’s please try to hide your body, cause no one fuckin wants it, so please don’t try to flaunt it, I surrender, my glasses and my contacts, so I can’t clearly see ya  butt fats,  or you’re dirty ass crack, i hate that, ohhhhh girl, I really want to spit on you, cause I’m blinded by your ass in bikinis… Well a little something like that.  I wrote that shit in seriously like 3 minutes and 30 seconds, so I think it was pretty good.  Kesha, we all know you have a beerbelly, that  you are a  huge pig with little talent.  Please go to Jenny Craig, get on a diet, stop chugging Sam Adams and work out.  You look like  a gross pig.  Snooki said to GTL.  Pig Photos+ Slop Bikini Ass

Stank-O-Meter ********** (10/10)

Is that Snooki in 10 years, or just funny woman Roseanne Barr strutting her fat ass in an ugly swimsuit.  I feel bad for whoever had to get that close to her pussy to give her that hideous tattoo.  Seriously, she knows she’s gross, and that’s what makes it funny.  Ugly fat disgusting bitches want to go swimming too, so I support the save the whales program and all that other horse dick, I mean shit that comes along with this kind of public display of debonerizing medicine.  Roseanne Barr, The Anti-Viagra Solution. I could see the ad now, “Hard on won’t go down, fuck going to the hospital and getting a needle in your dick, just look at these pics”.

Stank-O-Meter ********½~ (8.5/10)

Ok.  Let’s start off by saying Snooki is going to wrestle.  All those guido juiceheads, J-Woww manly but getting hotter and more and more looking like Emmanuelle Chriqui, included, and they picked Snooki to wrestle in the upcoming Wrestlemania.  I think that Snooki is going to be on the WWE shows for a while building up to the big event.  I used to watch wrestling, back when the women were all pigs and Big Bad Mama was on the prowl.  Well times have changed, but so has Trish Stratus!

Seriously, look hot hot Trish used to be.  BAD PLASTIC SURGERIES kill some women.  It doesn’t even look like her anymore.  She took her tits out, got a terrible facelift, and just totally ruined everything but possible her dynamite ass.  What an onion!  Anyway, check out some hot older Trish Stratus pictures including nipple slips, see through wet t-shirts, nice ass pics, and a bunch of Snooki’s fat ass getting it on the wrestling mat after