Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Christina Aguilera looks pretty crazy here.  In some other photos she is drunk getting out of a car.  She has been on quite a bender lately, and just for that I would really like to bender over and do some justice to those blonde curls by shooting a hot load up in them shits.  Christina gives us an upskirt barely, and some cleavage, but other than that, she just looks really disheveled.  Check out some pics of Christina look just ok after (more…)

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Who the hell is Amy Childs?  I don’t know.  I didn’t take the time to google her because I just don’t care.  I do care about her nice panties and upskirt moment.  She looks fucking drunk and skanky.  Check out some close ups of her upskirt with nice white panties after (more…)

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Wow, my 2nd dick has been sharing with Lindsay.  I actually drew those little coke rocks and the line in front of her.  I just thought it looked funny as hell.  I wish I could put a huge straw hanging out of her nose, but my free trial of Photoshop ran out.  I think the title says it all.  Lindsay, Wasted, Still hot as hell in leggings / lacey stockings. (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

(Note to self) From now on, if Snooki’s tits are hanging out, she will be rated with critDICKS.  If her bottom half is remotely exposed, STANKOMETER in full effect.  Seriously, the girls that were at this gathering with the little plump tomato, made her look like a serious DITCH PIG.  If you don’t know what a ditch pig is, then let me clue you in.  Ditch Pig : Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes: A)Ugly B)Really Fat C)Smells of B.O. D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth E)Is Visibly Dirty F)Loudmouth Social Retard G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong H )Actually Thinks They are “All That and a Bag of Chips …OR ditch pig can mean, disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, There is your American vocabulary lesson of the day.  Check out some pictures of Snooki’s fat ass hanging out and her FUPA fully exposed with nothing hot going on except the bitches surrounding her after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Christina Aguilera is looking fatter and drunker than ever right here.  I don’t know how much she had to drink, but she has been making an ass out of herself all over the place.  Her tits still look good, but her face keeps getting fatter and fatter.  She looks like a porked up Smurfette.  Anyway, check out some nice fat tit pics of Christina after (more…)

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I never new that Big Love’s Chloe Sevigny had such a hot plump juicy round ass. That thing is all kinds of good!  She really has blossomed into what looks like to be a seriously good time in the sack.  And the best part is that Chloe must have gotten paid some big bucks for this B rated film to really suck a dick, like Hoover vacuum style to the point where you can see her cheek indentations.  Check out the hot ass pics of Big Love’s biggest bitch in a half a thong bikini & blowjob screencaps after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

These pictures of Miley Cyrus keep getting better and better.  I just typed Moley Cyrus.  Ha.  That looks better.  Whoever stole these pics must be getting a lot of cash for these bad boys.  She looks pretty wasted in these and also has a photo with some chick in a black see through shirt that shows her humongous rack.  If you want to see Miley Cyrus’ sexy stolen pics that reveal her bad habits and a chick with huge tits in a see through shirt, see them (more…)

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Check out Paris Hilton looking nice and sweaty and giving everyone a nice look up her skirt.  At least it appears that Paris is wearing some kind of underwear at the given moment, but she may be enjoying her vagina flapping in the wind a little too much.

Lets hope that Paris Hilton doesn’t lose that ridiculous ring up her snatch.  She is really so comfortable with her body, first  the topless sun bathing, and now she is basically penetrating hersefl while she is singing a song!  Check out the rest of the Paris Hilton upskirt/masturbation photos after (more…)

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Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is trying to have sex with everyone while he is in Miami.  Good for him!  He has definitely gained the most popularity, probably being the third most popular cast member behind Snooki and The Situation.  Speaking of The Situation, what happened to Mike The Situation Sorrentino’s Abs?

Mike’s Abs seem to have disappeared.   Maybe his steroids are wearing off and he is getting fat.  Or maybe he is hanging out with Snooki too much and eating a lot with her and gaining some sympathy weight in her honor.  Back to Pauly D, he even tried to bang out Snooki!

Pauly is really on a rampage trying to have sex with everyone in sight.  Even Snooki!  I am surprised that he could catch Snooki in between meals long enough to try and dry hump her.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and the whore that he was banging,  her nice ass in a bikini, taking off her bikini and grabbing her tits after (more…)

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Finally some genuine Snooki Nude Pictures.  Well, they really aren’t that nude.  It’s just a tit, and it fell out of her shirt and you can see her nipple if you look hard and blow up the picture.  It’s still more of a Naked Snooki than we have seen.  At least something is exposed!

Sorry for the bottle by her head, I guess she was about to pull the cork out with her snatch!  Anyway, I remember everyone made such a fuss over Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi being naked on the internet.  Everyone was going to the site that had the supposed Snooki naked pics.  I heard that Snooki leaked the photos and was trying to sell them herself to get some cash.  The site is still up, and the pics haven’t changed in the last couple months.  What a crock of shit!  Check out this video I found of Snooki doing some ballerina shit in a weird lingerie like leotard type thing and putting her leg over her head a covering her crotch so she doesn’t queef and fall down!  

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Snooki is hilarious in this video.  I don’t know what kind of friggin dance moves she is trying to pull.  I called it a “Crotch Dance” because I don’t think there is a word for that dance.  Maybe the Snook-a-rena,  I should Copyright that.  I like that she can pull her leg over her head, hold her crotch, and balance on a chair at the same time.  That’s TALENT!  I would love to see that little porker try that shit now.  She would probably fall off the chair and land on her tits which are humongous now and bounce right back up!    I said it before, I can’t wait to see Snooki when she is 30 yrs old.  She is going to be a hot mess with tits the size of Christina Hendricks, but sagging so much, she will need to have a super reinforced bra to hold them up so she isn’t kicking them when she walks.   Check out some more pics of Snooki when she was young, skinny, kind of hot, and partying hard with her friends after (more…)