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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is getting a divorce.  Ashley Cole, her soccer playing husband has cheated on her one too many times.  What an idiot!  Ashley was voted sexiest woman over Megan Fox.   I think I can totally see why.  Look at her.  She is practically flawless.  The only thing that I don’t care for, if I have to get Critdickal, is the big tattoo that she has around her thigh and all the other ones.  I am really not much of a tattoo liking person.  I think a little rose or some shit like that is ok for a girl to have, but not some big tribal hideous looking thing.  Her legs and the rest of her body are so nice, why ruin it?  I espescially hate when a girl has a nice rack and she goes and gets a huge tattoo on one of her tits.  That just ruins it.  It’s just not my flava!   Cheryl is on The X Factor with Simon Cowell.  I am sure she shot Simon and his billion dollar pecker down a bunch of times.  So who will Cheryl date?  I think she has her choice of pretty much anyone.  Want to see why??? Check out all Cheryl Tweedy Coles hot pics after (more…)

Leave it to a Kardashian to rip her own baby out by its friggin head!  Kourtney had her baby Mason Dash Disick on December 15th or so.  Above is a video of  Kourtney ripping the baby out of her own Vajajay.  She wasn’t crying, didn’t even look in the slightest of pain. I think maybe she read this book. Scott Disick, or DA-DICK must have a huge one….. or it could just be all the whoring that Kourtney did before she got pregnant.  She ripped that kid out of her snatch faster than Tiger Woods can speed dial the abortion clinic!  Scott Da-Dick is now going to be a terrible baby daddy, but since he has no real job, I am sure he will stick around long enough to get married to Kourtney.  Then after getting enough money and publicity for a good attorney, he’ll divorce her and claim her to be an unfit mother ( a la K-Fed Britney Spears).  Then Scott will take his young heir to the Kardashian fortune and keep him tucked away safely so when all the LardAssians die from liposuction he’ll be ready for baby Mason to collect.  Here are some Kourtney Kardashian upskirts, boob pics, and general pre pregnant hotness after (more…)

Since I have posted so many “real Snooki pics” I have decided to post a possible fake one.   There is a new site called NakedSnooki.com that is posting these supposed naked pictures of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.  Whether they are genuine or not remains to be seen.  If someone does buy them, my guess is they will be getting sued to release whoever sold them and then probably sued by MTV and Snooki herself.  If they are real, they are definitely from a while ago, as Snooki has packed on a couple pounds since.  Supposedly, she was anorexic when she was in high school and weighed 80something pounds.  From the looks of the naked pics, that is right around when that took place.  The photo they show and claim it’s in her room is a real one.  I posted a copy of the actual photo below and I can’t find any way that the pics were photoshopped.  The naked pictures probably don’t contain much of anything, maybe a couple boob shots.  But those milkers are soon to come out I am sure.  She can only resist Hugh Hefner for so long.  He’ll make it worth her while and she’ll show those puppies before you know it.  Here are a few shots of Snooki’s tits looking good and Snooki with her new boyfriend.  I am sure he is loving all the attention his little pintsize F-Doll is getting!

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Another break-up?  What are the chances?  People can’t stay together these days.  I think I know what happened here.  Susan came home from a  lovely day of shopping and caught Tim jerking off to the video of her daughter Eva’s Californication Striptease.  I don’t blame Tim, I mean why go out for milk when you have 4 sets of milkers at home.  I am sure he is gonna miss both sets of those boobs. Anyway, I hope that Eva (boobs) keep appearing on the show.  I don’t watch it, but she is making me want to start.  Eva’s Performance (boobs)=

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Eva Amurri Topless on Californication – Watch the top videos of the week here

So we are wife beating for the holidays.  Instead of a Charlie Brown Christmas, I guess Charlie’s wife Brooke is having a Charlie Black and Blue Christmas.  TMZ reported that Brooke was retardedly drunk when the incident occurred.  I am sure that Charlie had good reason to do whatever he did.  She must have exaggerated whatever he did to her to the police as she is now refusing to cooperate and press charges.  Brooke  probably has some “Daddy Issues”  and gets cranky around Christmas, so she took it out on Charlie.  Her blood alcohol level was .13, where Charlie’s was .04 suprisingly.  He said in his report that she was the aggressor and he was just trying to defend himself.  I believe him. Here is a pic of Charlie’s mugshot, and the once happy drunken couple.

Here is Ferras Alqaisi, the new piece for the Queen of the Screech on American Idol, Adam Lambert.  I think Adam is way out of his league and Lambert was probably feeling down about his break up with his ex and just picked up this guy when they were getting their nails done.  Ferras sorta looks like Turtle from Entourage.  I didn’t think that Adam would go for a guy with a scruffy beard.  He is probably just using him to get his daily dose of manmeat. Adam said that he will date while he is on tour, so boys get your buttplugs ready! Anyway, check out below Ferras’s Facebook profile pic, guess he likes to play house with women too.

Alex Rodriguez has been on fire since he’s been slamming Kate Hudson.  Maybe she is his Good Fuck Charm.  Rumors have it that she is getting very attached but has maintained her space from him as she knows that A-rod doesn’t like his women too clingy.  Plus Rodriguez just got divorced less than a year ago and I can’t see him looking for anything that serious no matter how nice Kate’s ass is in a red thong. I don’t foresee this really going anywhere and if the Yankees win the World Series I think its going to be bye bye Kate and hello to all the other trim that Alex can handle.  Just as I was typing this, A-Roid cranked another homer to give the Yanks a 5-0 lead.  That’s his 3rd straight playoff game with an HR.  Maybe all I just wrote is wrong and that ass is keeping his bat swinging hard in more ways than one.  Either way Go Yankees!