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Elisabetta Canalis got dumped by George Clooney and now she is wearing bikinis and jumping off boats to make people see how hot she is and that she can do without George.  The Cloon is now probably banging someone much hotter and getting his jimmy waxed by a bunch of randoms.  It was only a matter of time before Clooney left her,.  He still has that “it factor’ and she is mediocre at best.  I bet she took it in the seat and gave a mean BJ, Check out Elisabetta on a boat in a bikini with nice abs, ass and tits after (more…)

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I don’t know where this windy ass place Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are spending their time, but they seem to both be one gust from blowing away.  I think that Demi Moore is such a hot piece of ass still and probably the hottest bitch out there in her upper 40′s.  Ashton will probably leave her ass when she is 50.  Ashton is relatively huge and can bag much ass, but maybe he is hoping that Demi will get Alzheimer’s disease by then and he can just make up shit and she’ll believe him.  Check out these hot pics of Demi Moore with nice stomach, ass, and other bikini pics after (more…)

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What  is the world coming to?  I think that people are scared that 2o12 is approaching fast and they are looking to shack up with whoever they think could afford a spaceship to get them the hell out of here before earth gets destroyed.  That is the only explanation why a hot ass girl, well legal woman now, Selena Gomez and her sexy body in all it’s hotness in this fine bikini would hook up with Justin Bieber.  They seem to be getting quite cozy, and Selena’s body seems to be ticking like a time bomb about to explode a Bieber load just from her touching his hand.  Check out a Justin Bieber scrawny  shirtless pic and some sexy Selena Gomez bikini pictures with nice cleavage and legs and shit after

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Here is Vanessa Minnillo looking smoking hot in a sexy white bikini.  Whatever photographer shot these pictures definitely gets an A+ for the ass shots.  They could be a little clearer, but all in all they are some good booty pics.  Vanessa will be marrying Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson’s ex.  I am sure that Jessica Simpson and her huge knockers aren’t too happy about that, but too bad for her.  Check out the rest of Nick Lachey’s newly engaged piece of ass Vanessa Minnillo with nice butt photos and a skimpy two piece semi-thongish bikini after (more…)

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It’s no secret what kind of bitches Reggie Bush likes.  I think they need to have huge tits, and a big fat round ass!  She isn’t by far a Kim Kardashian clone, but she is still pretty sexy.  After that pathetic display by The Saints last night and Reggie hurting his vagina, I mean his leg, I am positive that Mayra Veronica and her fine model bod are taking good care of little Reggie.  I wouldn’t be so pissed, but if the Saints had any kind of defense, I would have won 400$+ in one of the football pools I am in.  So Reggie, kiss my ass and tell your defense to get themselves a piece of ass like yours before each game so they can all play as good as you do.  Check out the rest of the pics of Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend Mayra Veronica practically naked,  her sick ass topless, fat booty in a thong, and other various sexy parts of her body emphasized through the lens of a photographer that was probably jerking it in between costume changes after (more…)

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Here are some photos of Sienna Miller and Jude law living the life on the beach.  I am really surprised that they are still together.  I think that Sienna must really be a good bang, because she did have that huge affair with Balthazar Getty, and he has enough money to buy the best ass around.

Sienna may not have the best ass, but it is a pretty nice one.  She seems like a real party animal too.  Jude Law must like the bad girls.  Check out some more pictures of Sienna Miller’s bent over ass in a thong , two other swimsuits, and a couple shirtless photos of Jude Law for the ladies after (more…)

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Here is Pixie Lott and her lesbian friend getting it on in a pool somewhere.  They both look pretty decent and doable in their nice two piece swimsuit bikinis.  Pixie’s body seems to be a little bit better than her lesbian lover, be as it may, the pictures are definitely worth a look or two.  Pixie hasn’t fully come out of the closet as of yet, but we will await to see her declare herself as a full blown carpet licker.  Check out the rest of Pixie Lott & her lesbian friend’s hot bikini pictures with nice breasts and ass photos after (more…)

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The original cast of Jersey Shore packed their bags and headed to Miami to start filming the second season.  But this poses the question, what is going to happen to Snooki’s tool ass boyfriend Emilio? Snooki better not stay faithful to this well groomed douchebag.   I mean look at him in this picture, he has better waxed eyebrows that most women I have seen.  He is even making Miley Cyrus kissie face in the picture.  I think he just latched on to her because of all her fame from the show.  He can’t really like her, she is borderline retarded and seems to be getting fatter and fatter.  She does have a great rack, but everything else is just getting worse.  Wait until Snooki is 30, she’ll be pushing a wheelbarrow in front of her to carry her tits so they aren’t dragging across the floor!

MTV, smart bastards that they are, already started to take applications for the third season.  I guess they are going to bring it home and back to the Dirty Jerz. You can APPLY HERE TO BE ON JERSEY SHORE SEASON 3 I think the show is going to be pretty staged this year, but we’ll have to wait and see.  The cast is already banned from a bunch of Miami hot spots, so they won’t have many options. I hope another guy punches a girl in the face, preferrably Angelina.  She is such a phucking ditch pig, and I would love to see her take a nice sucker punch in her friggin mule face.  Check out some photos of the cast rolling their suitcases filled with Valtrex, Boy Butter, Axe Body Spray, J-woww boob shirts, spray tan, Vaseline, Viagra, Deca, Anadrol, Sustanon, and everything Dolph Lundren took in Rocky 4 after the (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

Adrianne Curry continues to utilize Twitter to tweet pictures of her naked ass.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely a good ass.  There could really be worse people tweeting their ass, like Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’donnell, but I wonder how Christopher Knight aka Peter Brady feels about it.

She met Knight on The Surreal Life.  I don’t think it is a very “Brady thing” to be showing your ass to all your Twitter followers, but then again, I am sure that Peter Brady has gotten so much Nick At Nite ass that Adrianne’s booty is nothing new for him.  Knight is 25 years older than Adrianne, and  I had a really hard time buying that she could be so madly in love with him to marry  him, but it seems like they are both really happy.  Check out some more of Adrianne Curry’s tweeted photos of her being slutty and an attention whore with a push up bra in lingerie after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/5)

Mindy McCready’s sex tape is definitely a scumbagfest.  What a filthy skanky whore!  I seriously have no idea who she really is, except that she was on Celebrity Rehab and had a serious addiction to pain medicine.  Maybe that is because when Roger Clemens was banging her, he was all juiced up on steroids and gave it to her too hard.  From the looks of this ditch pig, she must like it rough, and Roger probably got carried away and threw a 100 mile/hr fastball up her filthy stink hole.  I think Mindy must ask for trouble.  Her e-boyfriend Billy McKnight also beat her up and choked her before he got arrested for attempted murder.  After that incident, McCreepy overdosed and attempted suicide, then after that she got pregnant with the dude who tried to kill her’s devil fetus!  Then she TRIED TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN!  WTFF?

Roger Clemen's pecker smacked her in the nose!

This bitch had a lot of luggage Clemens, what were you thinking???   She is claiming Roger  dated her for over 10 years!  All the other Yankees must have made fun of him, or maybe she was such a good fuck that she got passed around the Yankee dug out like clean urine!   Anyway, I am getting sick to my stomach writing about this ho so enjoy the shitty sex tape of McCready’s polluted vagina.  I bet she screwed Jesse James and Tiger Woods too!