It’s being said that Howard Stern could replace Simon Cowell’s seat as a Judge on American Idol.  I think he is probably one of the only people that would be a big enough asshole to fill Cowell’s seat.  Simon can be really shitty sometimes, but he is almost always right when it comes to who he thinks is the best.  He tries not to waste anyone’s time, the contestant or the show just by putting mediocre singers through to the next round.  Stern does the same thing but in a filthier way.  He holds all those contests for breast implant giveaways  and is totally honest in his opinion of judging women based on their appearance as to whether they are Playboy material or not, etc.  We all knew that Howard held a soft spot for Sanjaya and his stupid rooster head hairdo, and Sanjaya remained on the show when he sucked mostly just because Howard told his radio audience to vote for him.  Maybe he was doing it to prove a point or just be a dick.  Who knows?  That would be my only problem with having him as a judge.  Stern said he would do it for 100 million dollars for the season, I think that is a negotiating tactic to try and get at least 40 or 50 mil.  If he does get the job, I hope that he would judge based on talent and not on looks or whatever the f  he saw in Sanjaya.

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Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson is filming a new movie in Hawaii called Soul Surfer.  She is to portray Bethany Hamilton a professional surfer that is famous for losing one of her arms from a shark attack.  She was only 13 when a 14 foot tiger shark ripped her left arm off just below her shoulder.  She has recovered and is still surfing today.  Anyway, back to Lorraine Nicholson’s ass in a bikini.  I like the shot of her ass the best because looking at her face just reminds me of her father too much.  She has that same evil grin.  I am sure this movie will probably be one of those inspirational films or it will be like Blue Crush meets Jaws.  Check out the last picture for a shot of Bethany Hamilton without her arm holding her surfboard with a big shark bite missing from it.

I think that all there is to say here is WOW.  The pics below are a little blurry from the shitty French trailer I scapped them off of.   I think we have all been waiting to see this girl’s milkers since she debuted them in Mean Girls.  They are seriously humongous.  I knew it was just a matter of time before she would let those bad boys fly out and go bouncing around the big screen.  She came close in Alpha Dog (pic below) but the screen shot was from way too far away.  Fortunately, you get to see Amber Heard slutting it up in that film.  I wonder what her payday was to get her to expose those coconuts? Probably not that much, but transitioning from TV to movies she probably grabbed whatever job she could find just to get her visibilTITTIE out there.   I am glad to see that she decided to leave Big Love.  I liked that show when it first came out, but it’s the same old boring shit over and over again.  Best of luck with this crappy movie Amanda, but I am sure you will draw great DVD sales for pervs who want to spank it to your cans.

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I had to post this video because the shit is hilarious.  I hope this parody continues for a while and Kenan Thompson can keep doing it without cracking himself up as he always does.  Blake Lively portrayed his wife really well also.  Some people are saying that the skit is in poor taste, but you know what, Fuck them! If you don’t like it don’t watch it. Some stupid ho Rita Smith, whose husband probably used to beat her, is executive director of The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence she was “horrified” that SNL “made such a mockery of abuse.”  Well Rita, calm down, go have a Margarita and after you’re done with that a nice glass of shut the hell up.  Here are some Blake Lively pics from her new movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, where she gets spanked by Alan Arkin. Aside from that scene, looks like a sleeper to me.

They are going to split the fourth book into two separate movies… why?  MONEY!  Look how much friggin money this movie made in 2 weeks.  I am sure that is not the main reason, wait, yep that’s the reason.  The cast will will have a short break since they filmed Eclipse and  New Moon at the same time.   Then it’s back to work for them, but hey at least they are working in this economy.  Our country is in the shitter, but Obama will be damned if  his people can’t  find the money to pay Edward Cullen so he can get his drunk on!  I saw that dude on Jimmy Kimmel and he was stoned out of his gord.  He couldn’t even answer the questions without giggling and Kristen Stewart looked like she was getting pissed off.  Why would she care if they “aren’t dating”?  Kimmel said some funny shit to Taylor Steroid Wolfman “when you and Taylor Swift are making out, does Kanye West burst in?”

Anyway, I saw  New Moon and thought that it was pretty good.  Not great like the first one, but good.  I would give it about 3 out of 5.

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I like the original first three Karate Kid’s as much as the next guy that grew up in the 80′s, but I am not having a good feeling about this.  Will Smith is determined on making his children stars, which is totally fine, but don’t go and make a remake of a classic movie with them.  You all know this won’t be anywhere near as good as the first one.  I really can’t see Jackie Chan as Miyagi either, but worse than that is Jaden Smith playing Daniel Son.  Daniel was a skinny dork  who couldn’t do anything against a bully, and Jaden is all cool looking with those corn rows and stuff.. So maybe a remake wasn’t the right thing to do.  A whole new story line would’ve been cheaper than buying the rights to this old classic. Come on Fresh Prince get yo head in the game son, for your son at least.

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I imagine that we are going to see nothing quite this extreme on David Hasselhoff’s new reality show.  Let’s hope that the show’s editors and producers are out to make him look like the wastoid that he is.  That may be the whole point of the show.  They will surely have his trainwreck daughters on there.  They aren’t really hot or anything, but maybe they will show how he interacts with those spoiled rich bitches. I remember hearing one of them tried to commit suicide. When I heard that , I almost cried, but farted instead. I am highly doubting that you will see his white trash ex Pamela Bach on there though.  Anyway, if everyone gets liquored up I am sure that A&E will have a hit show on their hands, for once.  Below find pics of the Hoff doing what he does best, humping random girl, making nice with his trashy daughters and posing in a bikini.

So just when you thought that this movie could not possible get any worse, it just has.  That’s all I need to make me absolutely sure that i will not see this upcoming piece of shit.  The first Sex and the City movie was atrocious.  Now they decide that they need a sequel and who but Miley to have a cameo in it.  So now Horseface Sarah Jessica Parker can have company on the set and have a buddy to go shoe shopping with.  If i were you Sarah, I would watch your husband Mr. Bueller because i am sure he may ask you for her autograph. I feel bad for Matthew Broderick if he ever visits the set.  Dork as he is, he would have to spend his day with possible the five most annoying women on the planet.

They are back again but this time it’s Rusty’s family with cameos by Clark and Ellen. I wonder if they will get the Rusty from European Vacation who looked like Malachai from Children of the Corn.  Or maybe Ethan Embry as he hasn’t had much work since the wire.  He kinda looks too grungy to be a Griswold now.  I heard that they are leaning toward Ryan Reynolds.

Randy Quaid better hope that bring old Cousin Eddie back because maybe Lampoon will pick up the hotel bill that he his wife skipped out on.  $ 10,000 in a hotel, that’s a lot of Busch Light!

Joey is getting a new show!Again! If you don’t know why I call him Joey, get the fuck off my page and go back to your cave.

His last show was a frigging atrocity. What a piece of shit. Even Adriana’s smokin hot body couldn’t save   that piece of shit.  Again, if you don’t know who Adriana with smokin hot tits  is, get the fuck off my page.

So this should be interesting for him to try to play himself.  Maybe they will call Drea De Matteo ( her real name for you cave dwellers) to guest star and make the show a little more titillating.
I also heard Matthew Perry is getting a new sitcom.  I enjoyed The Whole Nine Yards, but at this point I can’t even remember another movie that he was in.  So stick to the shows  we can see in the TV Guide  Chanandler Bong!