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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Shows Her Baby Bump & Hard NIps In A Bikini

Dick Thick — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:37:28 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman are expecting their next devil child. In the meantime, why not sport those big pregnant tits and belly in a hot bikini that barely covers your jumpoffs.

Adriana Lima Has A Serious Bikini Body

Dick Thick — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:06:30 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆

Adriana Lima has a dynamite bikini body. She really looks sexy in these different bikinis. These pics are really nice and her body is just more on point that a Miley nipple. Bored of writing about her. Fugoff.

Selena Gomez Most Recent Bikini PIcs

Dick Thick — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:30:57 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Selena Gomez is looking super hot and it is great that friggin Bieber isn’t around. Just her huge security guards protecting that young tight ass. Hope some other pics surface.

Jennifer Lopez Is Well Hidden in This One Piece Swimsuit

Dick Thick — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:21:50 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Jlo’s ass is barely contained in this one piece swimsuit. She did a really good job in hiding this from the photogs and keeping this shoot under wraps. Her booty looks absolutely scrumptious and I can’t wait to see the rest of these pics

Rihanna’s Ass Is Looking So Hot She Should Write A Song About It

Dick Thick — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:26:35 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½

Rihanna should write a song that goes “hell yeah, that’s right, you know my ass look good, hell yeah, that’s right you know my ass look good“ Then sit there is this bikini and be like, what? That’s what I would do if I had that booty. Even if that ass belonged to me, I think I would walk around with her pointing at it singing the fuckin song. Worp up doc, I’m the ultimate!

Laura Stoner May Have the Hottest Bikini Ass Out There

Dick Thick — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:12:09 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Laura Stoner shows that she has one of the best asses and bikini bodies out there. Who she is and what she does totally means as much to me and the Women’s Lesbian Rights Movement.

Amy Childs Vajay Mound Is Plump & So Are Her Boobs

Dick Thick — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:27:10 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Amy Childs is looking awesome in this nice bikini. Her crotch is bulging and her tits look megajuicy. I like that word, megajuicy. Amy could take that middle finger and penetrate my rectum while she blows me. I normally don’t allow that but if she wears that bikini, I would make the sacrifice.

Rihanna Bikini Pics Are See Thru To NIp & Possibly Slip A Little Downstairs

Dick Thick — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:22:50 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆

Rihanna is looking hotter than ever in this bikini that is see through so you can see her nipples and also when she is with some young kid playing in the water, half of her bald shaven pussy is hanging out as well. What a ho. Luv her.

Jessica Alba Shows Her Milf Body In Multiple Sexy Bikinis

Dick Thick — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:22:21 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★¾☆

Jessica Alba has done a good job of hiding and not doing any bent over poses like we all love. BITCH. What the hell? Don’t you want to show everyone that your MIlf body is in tact like every other bitch your age? Come on Jess, bend over and show that mom ass with those milk filled tits. We like that.

Vanessa Hudgens Makes Out With Her New Boyfriend Right In Front Of Acrobat Crotch Stretching Sister Stella

Dick Thick — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:19:59 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

I smell a sex tape, a dirty dirty sex tape. Vanessa Hudgens looks way more into this Efron-alike Austin than she did with Zac. I think that Vanessa probably did some anal and filmed it. I shall await that shit like when you are at the strip club waiting for the bitch you want a dance from to stop scrounging for dollars and take your twenty for a dance ..IMPATIENTLY!

To see Vanessa’s Sister Stella in all her stretched out glory, click on this jumpoff (Stella is mad flexible)