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Rachel Bilson just made her second appearance on Critdick.com.  One of Rachel’s vagina lips also made it first appearance for all the world to see as well.  She is super cute, and looks like the all American good girl.  Whether she is or not, I really don’t know.  She is famous for being on The O.C. which I have never watched, and never plan too.  I think that Rachel should seriously consider getting some nice Kate Hudson like implants, not too big, but just right size.  Well, maybe a little bigger.  She would look great with some Jennifer Love Hugetits sized breasts too.  Check out the rest of Rachel Bilson’s hot bikini pictures in 3 different swimsuits, showing her nice ass almost in a thong, a nice wedgie pic, some vagina slip photos, and a couple cameltoe pics after (more…)

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Sophie Reade is hot as a desert in Nevada.  I can’t believe I haven’t noticed Sophie before.  I guess that she is kind of low profile, because she really is nobody.  Sophie is just a big pair of nice natural breasts on a stick figure body.  I think that Sophie should be on Jersey Shore even though she has nothing to do with New Jersey and makes Snooki and J-Woww look like pigs. But then again, WHO DOESN’T?  Check out the rest of Sophie Reade’s busting out bikini pictures of her huge natural tits and some other nude pics she took for a ZOO Magazine photo shoot after (more…)

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Mya Harrison got back!  Why don’t she back dat azz up?  I called it ass for days, or weeks,  but I think it’s more like ass for months.   That thing is seriously huge, not Kardashian huge, but still rather large.  Mya Harrison has been on Dancing With The Stars, and also served as a model for BONGO jeans.  With a booty like that, who would pass up that opportunity for great advertising a big BONGO across that ass!  Check out the rest of Mya Harrison’s bikini pictures with many close ups and pics of her huge badonkadonk ass after (more…)

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Emily VanCamp is pretty damn sexy.  The problem is she never shows any skin.  Not really even any cleavage, never mind doing a nude scene.  From her looks, she seems to be the ultimate goody goody.  I would like to see her play a real slut bag and seduce her boyfriends father, and then grandfather, and then do all three generations of the family at the time.  One in each hole.  Just kidding, but it’s a decent thought.  Emily plays Rebecca on Brothers & Sisters on ABC.  It will be back for another season.  Maybe Emily will get in some hot outfits and show off her sexy body.  Check out about 10 bikini pics of Emily VanCamp looking hot and sexy with nice cleavage and an ass pic after (more…)

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Britney Spears is looking better than ever in her nice blue bikini.  Britney’s nipples always seem to be hard nowadays, sometimes even through her bra, you can see those things poking out from a mile away.  Britney also has what I like to call “Knee Nipples”.  Knee nipples are nipples that are on oddly shaped tits and point downwards towards a bitch’s  knees.

Britney’s ass is looking extra plump in this nice bikini butt close up photo.  I think that she is getting back into shape though and looking much better than she has in the last couple months.  Aside from those knee nipples, Britney almost resembles a young still developing high school-ish Pamela Anderson. Check out the rest of the 2010 hot Britney Spears bikini pictures with nice see through nipples and hot ass close ups after (more…)

Audrina Partridge is looking kind of hot in her purple bikini.  You can see what a botched shitty implant job that she had.  One of her nips is aligned at about 2 o’clock, and the other at 12 o’clock.  Audrina got her huge wonky breast implants back before she was filthy rich from that shitty show, The Hills. She should take some of that cash and get her tits fixed.

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I can’t really say anything negative about the lower half, and stomach of Audrina Partridge.  She really has a nice lower half.  Her ass is there, but not too predominant and her stomach is nice and flat without being too muscular.  Me likey that.  Anyway, check out the rest of Audrina Partridge’s purple bikini hotness with nice nip poke throughs, see thru cameltoe pics, and some other hot photos of her ass in a swimsuit after (more…)

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Here are the latest bikini photos of Kourtney Kardashian.  She really got that baby weight off and is looking almost as awesome as her sister, Kim Kardashian, who has a bootylicious fabulous body.  Kourtney has more of a “human ass’ , and by that I mean, Kim’s ass is definitely out of this world!  Kourtney Kardashian is now running a close second place in hotness, still ahead of her 14 year old sister Kendall Jenner, who had her share of racy photos recently. Enough about the Lardassian family, check out the rest of Kourtney’s bikini photos including a nice close up of her fat ass after (more…)

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It’s a good day when all the bikini pictures you find, come with an awesome cameltoe  shot or two!  Here are some hot pictures of Denise Richards living it up and playing nicey nice for the paps!  I never really looked at any Denise Richards Cameltoe pictures, I guess it’s because she really had a nice smoothie until she popped out Charlie Sheen’s demon children.  Actually, that’s not nice.  I really like Charlie.  So what, he threatened his new bitch with a knife on Christmas, she probably deserved it.  Maybe he was trying to cut some branches off the Christmas Tree and she got in the way, so he strangled her with the cord from the lights and threatened to cut her.  I liked Denise Richards getting groped &  pounded in Mother’s Little Helper.  So check out the rest of Denise Richards and her healthy cameltoe close ups in her sexy green bikini bottoms after (more…)

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Here are some better high resolution of Ashley Greene looking hot and sexy in a blue bikini.  I knew there were more pictures, just had to wait until someone threw them to me.  These pictures are so clear, when you ZOOM IN, you may actually feel like you are inside ASHLEY GREENE”S vagina!

I actually think that some people have tried to go inside Ashley Greene’s love box, but all have failed except Brock Kelly.  Brock kind of looks like a douchebag, so I am not sure what the attraction is.  He has never made a decent movie in his life, so I assume he has a huge dick or spends most of his time tongue raping her fart locker.  Be as it may, Ashley Greene still looks good to me, so check out the rest of her bikini pics including ass close-ups , partial thong, tons of cameltoe photos, and some other of her smoking body after (more…)

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Ashley Greene is looking hot as hell in this nice blue bikini at some pool party bum fluffery in Vegas.  Actually, one of my  friends, well ok I lied, (a person I knew from high school and we are” Facebook friends”) works there and that bastard gets to rub elbows with all these ho’s including the biggest ass on the all Kim Lardassian.

Ashley Greene’s ass is looking very nice.  I am surprised that she wasn’t considered for the lead in TwatLight.  I think that it would have been much better seeing her being pursued by the oh so dreamy Edward Cullen, than the white trashiest of the trash, Kristen Stewart.  After seeing Ashley Greene nude, these pictures seem like they suck, but they are better than nothing.  Check out the rest of Ashley Greene’s hot sexy ass in a nice skimpy blue bikini almost thonged after (more…)