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So here is Elvira, coming back from the dead to wish everyone a nice hair day!  Look at that hair.  Snooki has the same hairdo as Sylvio from Sopranos!  I think Snooki looks better in the body department, not nearly as sexy as J-Woww’s new body, but all in all I think that Snooki is looking actually kind of bangable.  She does have great tits for a little thing, and her legs aren’t bad.  Her ass is suspect, but all in all I wouldn’t turn it down if she wanted to give me that orangey spray tanned cookah.. Check out some pics of Snooki looking skinnier and kind of hot after (more…)

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Alison BRie is looking hot as hell in this short skirt, and hot with nice tits  in a longer skirt.  Alison is one of the most underrated hotties that are out there and she barely gets any Google play.  I think Alison should do a nice steamy photo shoot with her tits almost totally hanging out.  That would be nice.  It would also be nice if she let me take the pictures.  I am a decent photographer. Well not really, but she would never know because I would keep the pictures in my nightstand for personal use.  Check out some nice sexy hot leggy cleavey ALison Brie pics after (more…)

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Penelope Cruz, I loved you in Vanilla Sky. You made me want to go find a nice hot latin bitch, pretend like I had a lot of cash, and then stick a broom handle up your ass.  Wow, is that harsh? Broom Handles and women go together like Peanut Butter and Tuna Fish.  That’s from Adam Sandler’s Big Daddy I think.  But I am not sure.  Anyway, here is Penelope Cruz showing her super hot older type body in some serious thong bikinis after (more…)

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Gina Carano is looking really hot.  I saw her at a recent Strikeforce fight and she looked like she was ready to kick some ass, then go home suck down some Chardonnay and cozy up to some dude who will treat her like a lady.  I bet she secretly goes for a real skinny nerdy type guy, so that they don’t try to fight her all the time.  If she was my bitch, I would want to spar with her all the  time and put her in triangle chokes and shit.  Check out the hottest big tits of the hottest girl of women’s mma Gina Carano after (more…)

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Paula Marshall is looking sexy in this school girl outfit on Nip/Tuck .  There is something about that little plaid skirt that drives people wild, pervy people, like myself.  Paula was also in Gary Unmarried, which they never should have cancelled.  I really liked that show and why the frock would they cancel it?  It had decent ratings and a good time slot.  CBS, you confuse me.  Check out the rest of Paula Marshall’s crappy edited sex scene stills from Nip/Tuck in her slutty school girl outfit after (more…)

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Rihanna has been living it up.  Her concerts look like they suck.  She wears the same shit, and shows the occasional pussy lip, but other than that, she is doing nothing but getting over her beatdown that Chris Brown gave her.  Dressing like she does, I am starting to believe that he had more than every reason in the damn book to beat that bitch like she was a … well, bitch who needed a beating.  If I am being too harsh, you can seriously kiss my ass.  I mean that from the bottom of my fart. Fugoff, and check out some hot Rihanna pics with an almost full boob slip after (more…)

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Here are a huge variety of pictures of U.K. hot actress Nikki Sanderson.  To be honest, the way her make up, dying her hair and all the other shit shit is done for these photo shoots, the pics kind of look like they are of about four different girls.  I personally like the one of her with the blond hair in lingerie.  Either way, she looks pretty hot and in need of some dingus.  Check out the many looks of Nikki Sanderson after (more…)

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Ashley Tisdale gotta an ass but dam fuckin ntn else, bitch gotta ass, but fkn nuttin else.  Her ass looks good but her face a bust, her tits non existent, not good enough to make a fuss, her crotch sometimes fuckin bulges out, but the rest of her her body ain’t worth a shout.  I know, you all think, I missed my calling.  I shoulda been a rapper, Eminem even told me that shit when me, him and Future all boned Brittany Murphy before she croaked. Wow, alcohol and that shit that weird indian dude gave me to smoke don’t mix.  I’m off the chain.  Base in the space means peace see you later.  Ashley Tisdale, ass, surfing, crotch, legs spread, act like you know boy nuff respect due!  (more…)

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Here is Paris Hilton, doin the Hilton thang.  Showin that booty, turnin it up a notch for all the peeps in da world to look at that ass stretched the fuck out in some majorly tight spandex tights, and of course, Paris does the NO PANTIES THANG.  A thank you Paris, check out the rest after (more…)

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Salma Hayek, well, you were hot in Desperado, hot in your bra on Ugly Betty, but these bikini pics, eh.  DISAPPOINTED!  Really, Salma, go and get a nice clear skin cellulite treatment. You can afford it!  It won’t take long.  Have them take the cottage cheese out of your legs and put if in your tits.  Good move, everyone will applaud.  Check out Salma Hayek’s body falling apart after (more…)