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The girls of Pretty Wild On E! are really a bunch of sluts.  I feel really bad for the little 15 year old girl that is on there Gabrielle Neiers.  She is getting the worst example and lesson in life from her two whorish sisters.  I predict that she will grow up to make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Theresa.  It looks like some of the Pretty Wild girls are into pole dancing also.  Go figure.  Tess Taylor is definitely the sister with the talent, and by talent I mean possible the nicest boobs Hollywood.  Check out a video of Tess Taylor and her sister Alexis Neiers or Alexis Arlington from a photo shoot in Paris.

Tess Taylor, Tess Arlington, Tess Taylor Arlington Tess Amber Taylor, whatever the hell she is calling herself these days, is definitely on the top of everyone’s slut radar. Her sister Alexis Neiers, or Alexis Arlington, the oldest isn’t the best role model either.  You can definitely see the resemblance in their faces and their bodies.  I feel bad for the little one Gabrielle.  She is going to be overwhelmed and have her childhood stolen and end up stripping at a place called Pink Punters (I think Tess was a Pole Dancer / Hole Exposer there).  The mother on the show seems like a real role model too.  Check out some pictures of Tess Taylor in lingerie in some slutty photo shoots along with her sister Alexis Neiers Arlington in some bikini pictures showing off her hot slutty body after (more…)

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Hayden Panettiere went out and borrowed her grandmother’s pajamas and wore a loose fitting bra and did a photo shoot for Lush Magazine.   Hayden looks pretty sexy with her old lady pj’s on.  I am surprised that she didn’t go for a more tight fitting outfit and some spandex type undies so you could see the biggest fattest cameltoe in all of Hollywood.  I really can’t get over Hayden’s bulge.

That thing is seriously ridiculous.  Hayden’s photo shoot was just mediocre.  Nothing to really get excited about.  Check out the rest of Hayden Panettiere’s Lush Magazine photo shoot and close up of her cameltoe after (more…)

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Olivia Blois Sharpe has been looking hot and getting all the publicity from the show Jerseylicious.  She has been on Extra, Wendy Williams and a couple other shows.  Olivia is definitely the Snooki of the show.  I am sure she hates to be compared to Snooki, but it is going to happen.  She is definitely better looking than Snooki and of course being from Jersey, people are going to say that shit.  I watched this episode of Jerseylicious and thought it was pretty funny that Olivia cried because they cut her nails off.   Maybe girls check out each other’s nail, but that is the last thing that any guy is checking out:

Don’t worry Olivia, when you have an ass like that, I don’t think it would matter much if you had some grimy nails with Chesty Cheetah aka Tracy DiMarco’s orange fake tan shit all stuck underneath them.   The nails will grow back eventually, just keep your backside looking hot and you will have no worries.  Check out some more pictures of the girls from Jerseylicious, Olivia in some short tight outfits showing her hot ass & roommate Briella looking hot in some short skirts showing off those nice long sexy legs, , The Glam Fairy Alexa Prisco with her nice big cleavage, and Tracy Di Marco looking orange with her big fake tits popping out after (more…)

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Jenni J-Woww Farley, or Jen McFarlsberg hit the beach with the other ho’s on Jersey Shore.  J-Woww definitely spends enough time in the gym to show off her body.  Her face is really disgusting with out any make up on, and with make up on, she looks like a straight up money grubbing slut monster.  Her tits are so fake looking, that I don’t even find them attractive.  Angelina Pivarnick is the least famous Jersey Shore Skeeza and has some fried egg looking sloppy hangy tits.

Angelina really sucks.  Since she walked off the show they shouldn’t have asked that ugly conceited skank to come back. Rumor has it the Third Season of Jersey Shore  will bring back Mike The Situation, Pauly D, and of course Nicole Snooki Polizzi.  You gotta have your Snickas!  Snooki was on the beach too and all covered up.

Snooki must have been sucking her finger like, “damn!  everybody’s shit looks tighta then mine”  Snooki better take her ass back to the gym.  She must still be carrying some holiday weight!  Maybe Snooki needs to have more sex  and not just  blow guys.  I don’t know the show could survive without Snooki.    I bet Snooki is going to get her bang on big time this season.  We will have to wait and see.  Check out the rest of the Jersey Shore Girl’s Bikini Pictures including J-Woww’s big fake boobs, Snooki’s big boobs and chunky little body all covered up, and Angelina Pivarnick’s fat jiggly tits and ass after (more…)

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Teri Hatcher sexes it up on Desperate Housewives again.  She still looks really good for her age.  I remember watching her in Tango & Cash and thinking that she was really hot.  Then after that, I don’t remember most of anything else she did until Desperate Housewives.  DH is like a Sex And The City made for TV.  Personally, I think that it sucks.  There are some good parts th0ugh, like the time that Teri Hatcher started stripping:

Teri still looks good and her breasts are supposedly natural.  She did admit to have some Botox injections, but didn’t admit to any other surgeries.  Rumor has it she had cheek implants, and some collagen injections.  Surprisingly, nothing is mentioned about her boobs.  Well, they still look good, and even if they are drooping a little, with this push up bra, you  would never know.  Check out some more pictures of Teri Hatcher from Desperate Housewives 2010 with a low cut titty shirt on showing her old but hot cleavage after (more…)

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I am really on the fence as to whether Tess Taylor has breast implants or if  she was touched by an angel and given those tits naturally.  It is really hard to tell, and I guess only Tess herself, or some of the lucky people who got to fondle those nice humongous boobs could verify the curiosity. I guess its just like the mystery of Christina Hendricks’ monster jugs. In this picture they appear to be very real.

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I think that Tess likes to confuse us.  Not only does she have the mystery of her absolutely perfectly huge round breasts, she also have a bunch of different names.  Tess Taylor, Tess Taylor Arlington, Tess Arlington, Tess Adler, and Tess Amber Adler.  Like The Rock from WWE  says, “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!! ”   I could care less, I just want to see more of Tess and her boobs.   Her ass is also one of the best out there. She has no problem being naked either.  I guess most girls wouldn’t if they looked like her.  Tess’  boobs appear to be stand up on their own, which would leave me to believe that they are implants.  But in the TOPLESS NAKED VIDEO BELOW, her boobs seem to be squishy and real when she rolls over and lays on her front.  You be the judge.  Check out  another one of TESS TAYLOR’s NAKED PLAYBOY VIDEO, and a ton more of Tess Taylor’s hot pics from when she was younger doing some modeling, and more of those fake or natural  breasts after (more…)

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to looking hot as hell again.  This orange dress that she is wearing fits her rocking body like a glove.  I don’t think she could have had a dress painted on her body that fit better than this one.  The question everyone is asking is if she had panties on wearing this short severely low cut dress.  It’s a great choice and a real nice F U to everyone who had some shit to say when she gained ALL that weight.  ( I was one of those people, sorry I take it back now)  J-Love is looking absolutely stunning and I’m glad to see that her nice natural breasts remained in tact and didn’t suffer from the weight loss.  It probably didn’t affect her in that way like it does most women because….

Jennifer has had a humongous rack since she was a cutesy little teenager.  How adorable was she in this picture?  Anyway, I am glad to see J-Love has gone back to her I Know What  You Did Last Summer Tanning Bed Hotness.  She will hopefully continue to impress on the red carpet in skin tight, low cut, push up bra type dresses.  Check out some random pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking hot as hell in see through outfits & upskirts after (more…)

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Kate Hudson appears as if she may have gotten breast implants.  Her boobs definitely look bigger, but not much bigger. It really poses the question, why go so small if you were going to get them?  Did you think that people wouldn’t notice that shit?  I could see if it was someone who had normal size tits and went and got some slight implants, but Kate Hudson had the chest of a 10 yr old boy.

Kate’s Justin Bieber chest almost fell out right there.  I don’t really think that Kate got implants, I just think she gained some weight. Even with those new boobs of hers, she is still in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.  I think it’s possible that Kate just got a little chub on her.  She still  probably weighs 100 pounds soaking wet.  She has just turned 30 recently, so maybe she is packing some pounds and the weight is going in some of the right places.  Regardless, her ass is still one of the finest I have ever seen in a thong bikini.  If she did get breast implants, then so be it. Kate is really cute  with a pretty face and has a hot enough ass to compensate for her lack of breasts.  If she did get some fake tits, she should have went bigger and solved everyone’s shit talking and curiosity.  Check out some pics of Kate Hudson with a flat chest, some with bigger boobs, a rare nip slip see thru pic, and a couple photos of her ass in a bikini because it NICE after (more…)

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The crew of Jersey Shore is hitting the gym hard.  It’s probably because they aren’t allowed to go anywhere else in Miami.   My friend lives in Miami and he told me that it is all over the news that certain clubs aren’t letting any of the Jersey Shore cast members in.  Jersey Shore cast members have been banned from a shitload of Miami hotspots.  I don’t know why they would do that.  You would think that the clubs would want the publicity, but I guess not.  So it seems the Jersey Shore crew has been spending a lot of time doing other things.  Snooki looks overjoyed to be at the gym!

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Are we done yet?

Snooki’s face right there is one that even a mother COULDN’T love.  She should just listen to her shirt and get naked already.  Snooki still swears she will never pose for Playboy, but once their fame dies down and her and J-Woww can’t find anything else to do, they will take the money and do a Playboy shoot.  Mike The Situation is probably definitely Playgirl bound, and maybe Ronnie as well.  I would suggest doing it before Season 2 is over, they should really strike while the iron is hot, because I think they will all be soon forgotten.  Check out some more pictures of the Jersey Shore crew at the gym and J-Woww wearing  what seems to be no bra because her nipples are poking out and maybe no panties because her camel is toe’n after (more…)

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Finally some genuine Snooki Nude Pictures.  Well, they really aren’t that nude.  It’s just a tit, and it fell out of her shirt and you can see her nipple if you look hard and blow up the picture.  It’s still more of a Naked Snooki than we have seen.  At least something is exposed!

Sorry for the bottle by her head, I guess she was about to pull the cork out with her snatch!  Anyway, I remember everyone made such a fuss over Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi being naked on the internet.  Everyone was going to the site that had the supposed Snooki naked pics.  I heard that Snooki leaked the photos and was trying to sell them herself to get some cash.  The site is still up, and the pics haven’t changed in the last couple months.  What a crock of shit!  Check out this video I found of Snooki doing some ballerina shit in a weird lingerie like leotard type thing and putting her leg over her head a covering her crotch so she doesn’t queef and fall down!  

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Snooki is hilarious in this video.  I don’t know what kind of friggin dance moves she is trying to pull.  I called it a “Crotch Dance” because I don’t think there is a word for that dance.  Maybe the Snook-a-rena,  I should Copyright that.  I like that she can pull her leg over her head, hold her crotch, and balance on a chair at the same time.  That’s TALENT!  I would love to see that little porker try that shit now.  She would probably fall off the chair and land on her tits which are humongous now and bounce right back up!    I said it before, I can’t wait to see Snooki when she is 30 yrs old.  She is going to be a hot mess with tits the size of Christina Hendricks, but sagging so much, she will need to have a super reinforced bra to hold them up so she isn’t kicking them when she walks.   Check out some more pics of Snooki when she was young, skinny, kind of hot, and partying hard with her friends after (more…)