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Now I am not totally sure, but these new leaked Rihanna topless nude photos may have came from the website Mediatakeout.com.  I am just guessing, but something is telling me that that is where they came from.  Maybe it’s the fact that they put their huge tags all over the shit so you can’t even enjoy the dirty slut bag Rihanna Bikini Topless photos . I would like to see some Rihanna pink sock photos.  Do you know what a  (WARNING!!, link contains extreme vulgarity, if your Google safe search is off) PINK SOCK is?!!! A pink sock is when you bang a girl in the ass and her asshole actually comes out of her body covering your dick like a glove, but yet looking like a pink sock.  It’s pretty much an external rectum, or I believe the scientific term is rectal prolapse.  Gotta love it.  I thank my friend Chris Pillsateri for introducing me to that term.. Check out Rihanna’s stolen leaked dirty nude topless naked sunbathing pics after (more…)

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What  is the world coming to?  I think that people are scared that 2o12 is approaching fast and they are looking to shack up with whoever they think could afford a spaceship to get them the hell out of here before earth gets destroyed.  That is the only explanation why a hot ass girl, well legal woman now, Selena Gomez and her sexy body in all it’s hotness in this fine bikini would hook up with Justin Bieber.  They seem to be getting quite cozy, and Selena’s body seems to be ticking like a time bomb about to explode a Bieber load just from her touching his hand.  Check out a Justin Bieber scrawny  shirtless pic and some sexy Selena Gomez bikini pictures with nice cleavage and legs and shit after

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Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

I haven’t broke out the Stank-O-Meter in a while, but all this Snooki news is deserving of it.  I can’t believe they are going to drop her from a ball in Times Square.  Snooki has really escalated to a serious fame status and I think it’s because of how retarded she acts. People love to make fun of her (myself included) but there is definitely a serious draw for her.  Check out some Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi upskirt photos and some cleavage pictures after

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Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Well sometimes you have to love Jersey Shore’s Nicole Snooki Polizzi….  Then there are times that she looks regoddamdickulous.  This is one of those times.  I think that Snooki can actually look cute sometimes and she can also looks like a retard others.  I will give her that she does have VERY NICE BOOBS.  They look nice, natural, soft and squishy but still firm at the same time.  Practically the perfect tit.  Anyway, check out a variety of different Snooki photos from various occasions with nice big cleavage pics and short skirts after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

So here it Alanis Morissette gracing the pages of Critdick.com looking like a whale about to burst.  How many months pregnant is she?  From the looks of her I would say about 10.  I also am disappointed with the lack of Pregnancy Boobs.  I am really not familiar with Alanis Morrissette’s music, except that song that everyone knows that I am too lazy to Google the name of right now.  But anyway, you get the point.  So here is Alanis looking pregnant as hell in a way too skimpy bathing suit for a pregnant woman with her fat belly and ass hanging out afterhttp://critdick.com/wp-admin/post-new.php (more…)

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Here is Nicole Coco Austin doing what she does best.  WEAR NOTHING!  This bathing suit redefines the word “thong” and it also seems to defy gravity as her tits and ass seem to be standing straight up.  That slutty thong bikini doesn’t hide much, and parts of Nicole Coco Austin keep falling out.  Above you can see Coco  checking to see if her pussy has fallen off or if she left her labia in the back seat of Ice-T’s pimpmobile.  Anyway, these are some of the BEST COCO PICTURES that aren’t fully nude, but still really hot with much ass pictures, nipples slipping out and other crotch rubbing /  lotion applying pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

Lord of the fleas, skank of skanks, Tila Tequila has another sex tape coming out.  Check out the photo above after she was singing topless somewhere and people proceded to throw tomatoes, eggs, BRICKS, um yes, bricks and rocks and shit which caused her to bleed, but she still stayed on the stage singing.  I don’t ever think I heard one of her songs, but regardless Tila’s new sex tape is probably going to be shit.  Check out this video of her masturbating!

I almost feel bad for her, (giggle), but I don’t.  She is famous for being on Myspace, and that’s about it.  She should not have gotten implants either. I found some pre-implant pics of Tila and personally I liked her tits better natural.  Check out the photos of Tila Tequila topless singing and some of her nude with blood dripping down her face from being pelted with rocks after (more…)

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Here is Nicole “Coco” Austin showing off her “assets”.  God that is corny, you know how many people say that shit when they show a picture of some bitches booty.   Did someone say booty, how about some Doublemint Booty?

Anyway, here is Coco in all her glory, showing that big booty that Ice-T romps like a virgin on prom night.  But can you tell which is which?  What do you think?  Check out the rest of the Coco Austin fashion show pics with MUCH ASS and some others of her in yellow promoting her Cadillac after (more…)

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Here is Olivia Blois Sharpe from Jerseylicious in a bikini living it up and showing off her body.  She seriously looks like Snooki with smaller tits and less of an oompa loompa bottom. .  Since the success of Jersey Shore, everyone jumped on the Jersey bandwagon trying to get their shit to be a hit like that show.  And FYI, Olivia has a boyfriend.  They don’t tell you anything about him or mention him on the show at all.    His body definitely makes me jealous, he looks sculpted out of stone, and does nothing but lift weights and go tanning.     Check out the rest of Olivia Sharpe from Jerseylicious’s bikini pictures showing her ass and some boobs with her adonis boyfriend after (more…)

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Ronnie “Sustanon” Magro and Sammi “Gives Sweethead” Giancola may indeed have a sex tape.  Nowadays, I think all celebs should have a sex tape so when their fame is dying, (Kendra Wilkinson), or they weren’t famous to begin with (Montana Fishburne), or just when they feel like it but don’t need the money, (Paris Hilton) everyone can see them naked having sex in some shitty unclear bootleg type of video.  Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, and Vinny made a video also.  It’s the Jersey Shore “Teach Me How To Dougie” remix.

This video is pretty funny.  That dude’s voice really cracks me up.  Ronnie is the best in the background.  In the meantime, check out some of Ronnie & Sammi’s most sexual moments we have thus far after (more…)