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Vanessa Hudgens cut her hair off.  But she didn’t cut her tits off.  Thank the man upstairs for that.  Her hair will grow back but those natural breasts wouldn’t.    Haha, I am watching a shitty low quality bootleg of the new Fast & The Furious right now and seriously, Vin Diesel is the worst actor ever.  Paul Walker isn’t doing that good of a job either.   Wait a minute, I take that back, the dude who plays Vince in the first one, (the guy who Paul Walker saves from getting killed when his arm is tangled and the trucker dude shoots him in the leg with the shot gun and shit) is the worst actor EVER.  I mean, Andy Dick could do a better job cast in a movie playing Barrack Obama.  Anyway, Hudgie’s new hairdo may be lesbionic, but her titties area looking sweet, and not to mention the upskirt UPSKIRT, upskirtS, THAT TAKE PLACE IN THESE PICS, CHECKE EM OUT (more…)

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I made sure other people and sites put up pics of her before I went and posted them myself.  I don’t want to be held liable for some kind of Perez Hilton Miley Cyrus incident.  Kylie Jenner Kim Kardashian’s youngest half sister seriously looks all grown up.  I am not going to say much because I don’t want to sound like a humongous pervert, but I think that this outfit is way too provocative for a 13 year old girl.  Writing about the older of the Jenner sisters’ Kendall isn’t as bad, at least she can drive while accompanied by an adult.   They need to put some clothes on her and not let her frolock around looking like this.  Check out these pics if you are a perv with duct tape, rope and chloroform in the back of your tinted out van after (more…)

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Selena Gomez in a twitter picture showing her unbelievable body, but it is not her.  She has no mole on her tits. Seriously, I don’t know why people make such uncalled for assumptions.  Friggin dumbasses.  Regardless, I wanna know this bitch in this pic.  Her body kickin like hooker breath after giving 50 dudes condom blowjobs at a bachelor party.  Check out the moley moley moley tits proof that this isn’t in fact Selena Gomez, but just some skinny bitch with a hot body after (more…)

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Kanye West‘s ex girlfriend Amber Rose shows her weird ass snatch and penetrates her own vagina.  Amber said that she was upset that these pictures were stolen by her assistant and sold to Media Takeout, but seriously, if you didn’t want them to leak, why would you keep them on a computer that your assistant uses.  Secondly, who keeps pictures of themselves masturbating?  You can see yourself masturbate any time you want, so what is the sense of keeping pictures with your hand halfway up your vagina. I will give it to her, for a bald headed bitch, she does have a really nice body and her pussy looks like it is a giver and a taker both at the same time.  Excuse the huge tags, but MTO has issues with that shit and this is all I could find.  Happy Fourth of July and have a good fuckin time at whatever BBQ you go to and make sure that you pull up Critdick.com and show everyone how perverted and deranged my site it.  Check out Amber Rose, fully nude, uncensored, fingering herself, penetration, doggystyle pussy exposed, and some nice nude tit pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

The skeeza from Poughkeepsie meets up with Deena Dickhole Cortese and Jenni J-Woww I just have to fix my face now Mcfartsburger.  Another season of Jersey Shore is in the making and we all await with our tightest T-shirts on for this years famous T-shirt Time.  I think Deena is going to lick some more assholes and hand out a few more famous rim jobs, Snooki has a boyfriend now, he’s a tool, and J-Woww’s dude Roger probably banged mad ass on the off season.  Good Luck skank hos. Check out the reunion pics after (more…)

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Christina Hendricks seriously may have the hugest cleavage in Hollywood.  Her tits are getting so big that they are actually going down into her lower body.  What I mean by that is, HER ASS & THIGHS ARE GETTING TOO FAT.  Seriously, if those tits are real, than it is only natural that she will get much heavier on the bottom half.  I still think she is hot, and her tits just look like they would provide the most faboulous session in the history of motorboating.  Check out a hot photo shoot and Christina Hendricks weight gain, and much tits plus big cleavage after (more…)

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Nicole Richie is seen here looking like she just got her first period.  She actually looks like a piece of jailbait.  I don’t understand how she got so skinny again, but she really should go and get her tits done.  She is heading up the IBTC, Anyway, I am sure she is happy having the body of Miley Cyrus about 5 years ago, so be it.  Check out the rest of these bikini pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

This is outta hand.  Outta control.  What a friggin disgrace.  Selena needs some real meat.  She is 18 now and totally hooked on this tool.  Give me a break.  I can’t even write anymore about this.  It’s highly upsetting and embarassing for the hotness that is Selena Gomez.  Check out some other pics including Twitpics, photo shoots, and some other hotness after (more…)

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Christina Aguilera’s milkbags flop around like a fish out of water or Charlie Sheen out of hookers or cocaine.  She is looking sloppy here, and she almost showed you Her Vapoopa.  Vapoopa: (noun) A vagina that has literally not had the shit beat out of it, but rather had the shit beaten INto it. Example: Snooki’s Coo-kah.  Check it out (more…)

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When the party’s over we can get together, go to my house and fuck forever.  We can do whatever comes to mind.  Let me stick Dick Thick’s dick, in ya behind.  A little 2 Live Crew for you who don’t know.  And if you don’t know, now you know VERGARA!  Damn, Sofia Vergara even hotter when she was younger.  Check her out and blow up the pic with all the mini pics is that shit.  DO IT DO IT (more…)