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Kendall Jenner is hiding her face and trying to avoid the cameras… I think that is the first time anyone with any Kardashian relation has tried to do that.  Her see thru jailbait bra is looking sweet along with the rest of her. It’s only a matter of time before her “modeling” career takes a turn to the Lohan side and becomes filthy.  ::)  (more…)

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Myleena, how you conjure the weena to stand up straight as Pauly D and his DJ records, just like Vinny G and his penile implants, just like Mike The Sitch and his bogus abs, and like Ronnie’s roid rage. Fa realzies, I pulled down her panties and the bitch had a dick!! (more…)

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GAGA TOUCH YOUR CROTCH, UM MAH< OOHLALA

Lady Gaga is doing what she does best, fingering herself.  Then proceeding to put on some see thru tops and show her almost naked titties across the board for everyone to jerk off on.  Me Likey, Gaga, hot body, nice tits, hot ass jumpy jump jump (more…)

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Lady Gaga will never use my bathroom.  The bitch pukes out lesbian period blood into a bassoon and then laughs about it while she fingers herself to climax and slimies up my mahfuggin bathtub.  How can you get in that shit without slipping on some Gaga vagina juice?  Not happenin. (more…)

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Lindsay Lohan, what a difference Photoshop and some nice tits can make.  Lindsay looks better here then when she was wearing her ankle bracelet in a bikini.

I think that Lindsay looks better in these recent pics after she has drugged herself to Charlie Sheen’s level.  Gotta love technology.  Check out Linsday’s latest photos plus some nice older bikini pics when she was on house arrest after (more…)

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This looks like a party I should have definitely been invited too.  Look at all these hot bitches nude top and bottom in a rooftop jacuzzi.  Wow ,to be the camera man here.  What a job that is!  Hire me, I can take a picture and jerk off at the same time while smoking a cigarette.  Kendra and friends, nude, naked, jacuzzi after (more…)

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Vanessa Hudgens Has  A Younger 16 Year Old Sister Stella Hudgins, & She Take Ballet Or Some Shit That Involves Crotch Stretching. Yeah the title says it all.  Vanessa’s sister does yoga, stretches out her 16 year old junk and wear skimpy clothes.  Awesome (more…)

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Helen Flanagan is seriously one of the best sets of titties walking around.  Her eyes are so pretty, but her TITS ARE SO FUCKING HUGE!  THEY ARE TOTALLY SPILLING OUT OF THIS DRESS WOW! (more…)

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Holy shit, who the fuck is Jordan Carver.  Her body looks carved out of a plastic surgeons office.  How could you  do Yoga which is all about balance with tits the size of fucking basketballs?  Wouldn’t that throw off your balance…ENTIRELY!  I guess not, check out Jordan Carver and her first time on Critdick.com and quite possibly the biggest tits on the site after (more…)

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Courtney Stodden is getting to be a regular with posing and showing some skin, but this one is almost as good as this one, where she posed for bikini pics and her tits and ass were falling out. I am likin her a lot, so she will be on the radar.  Check out this pic of her when she was 16 dressed like Pam Anderson after (more…)