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Lindsay Lohan In Her Prime During The Mean Girls Opening

Dick Thick — Thu, 24 May 2012 10:27:43 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

This is when Lindsay Lohan was in her prime, looking her absolute hottest. She was about 17 or 18 years old here and her body was absolute stunning. Check out some nice young Lohan pics before she aged 20 yrs after

Malena Costa May Have The Nicest Ass In The World

Dick Thick — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:25:10 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Malena Costa’s ass is one of the best I have seen, possibly the best I have EVER seen. I mean, that thing is round, tight, and begging to be spanked. Check out a topless pic on a boat also after

Micaela Schafer’s Red Carpet Stylist Deserves A Nobel Prize

Dick Thick — Fri, 18 May 2012 10:28:02 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Micaela Schafer shows that she doesn’t need no bra, doesn’t need no panties, but has panties, in my pocket, because I ripped them off and put them there. Bitch hot.

Derek Hough Is Totally Banging Maria Menounos’ Hot Bikini Body

Dick Thick — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:30:01 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Maria Menounos and Derek Hough should just put out a sex tape already. Could you imagine how many DVDs would sell? Everyone wants to see that hot piece get fucked. Finkel’s Fixtures, Do It, Do It.

Shauna Sand Gives Blowjobs & Gets Banged On The Beach Like The Dirty Slut Ho Pig That She Is

Dick Thick — Fri, 11 May 2012 10:28:12 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Shauna Sand is one of the biggest whores and attention whores that I have seen since I started writing this blog. Really, this bitch is preying for someone to go and sign her to a full blown porn career. What else does she do?

Jordan Carver Deep Throats Sausage & Finally Gets Fully Nude!

Dick Thick — Tue, 01 May 2012 10:27:05 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Jordan Carver shows that she likes long sausage, bitch is always eating things that are shaped like dick and doing it with her big massive crazy huge jugs hanging out. Check her out fully nude after

Courtney Stodden Definitely Has Breast Implants

Dick Thick — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:25:33 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Courtney Stodden definitely got breast implants. Bitch’s tits look like they are part of a, well, breast implant job. What the hell? Just admit it, your body is still hot as any other fucking 18 year old skank ho. ! ! !

Kim Kardashian Shows That Big Ass Moneymaker In A Tight Blue Bikini

Dick Thick — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:26:54 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆

Kim Kardashian shows her money maker and that is her big huge ass. This bikini is barely covering all of her lady parts and I really like that shit. Must be a Lardassian tradition to go out looking like a whore ready to get fucked.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Vacation Pics

Dick Thick — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:24:03 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Kylie Jenner may in fact be the hottest one out of the Kardashian family. Her body is as Glen from the Wedding Singer would say, “Grade A, Top Choice Meat”. there is no denying that. Nice Kris, keep exploiting your kids for our viewing pleasure.

Leighton Meester’s Ass Has Graduated To A Dumper

Dick Thick — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:26:05 +0000

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆

Leighton Meester has a serious ass now. She put on some weight, and a little went into her stomach and A SHIT LOAD WENT INTO HER NEWLY FOUND JUICEY FAT ASS!!!