Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years is pregnant as hell.  I wonder if Fred Savage took the time to knock her up!  Danica McKeller hasn’t really done shit since her years on the hit sitcom, and if she did I sure as hell wasn’t paying attention.  She was cute back in the day and still looks the same, except there is a person growing in her belly, that or she goes out with Kirstie Alley all the time and eats like a humongous slob.  Check out the rest of Danica McKeller’s pregnant baby bump pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Shakira’s ass has stretch marks!  Oh no!  What a friggin tragedy!  I had to make it breaking news, because some asshole actually called it a “Shakira stretch mark scandal”.   What kind of scandal involves stretch marks?

There they are!  The scandalous stretch marks.  It doesn’t make Shakira any less hot.  The way that she moves that ass, I would think there would be a road map above that piece. Any bitch that can shake her ass like that must be dynamite in bed, so stretch marks or no stretch marks Shakira is still hot.  Check out some various Shakira photos including ass pictures, flexible leg over her head pics and some other bikini photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here are some older pictures of Snooki when she was about 30 lbs lighter and drinking a shitload of liquor, getting wasted with her friends.  I took her friends out of the pictures to save them the embarrassment of actually hanging out with her.

Here’s a picture of Snooki from the same night, getting trashed and giving the State Bird of New Jersey to whoever is taking the picture.  We know that Snooki got arrested for drunk and disorderly, so maybe this is a nothing new.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki when she was young and underage for drinking getting totally wasted plus a young bikini pic after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5.5/10)

Ali Lohan looks about 25 years old now.  I don’t understand.  She went to go and visit Lindsay, and her skank hole mother probably told her to wear a shirt that was revealing so she could make a dollar off her underage daughter’s possible breast implants.  Maybe it’s just a push up bra, but it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s mother is wanting Ali to follow right in her big sister’s footsteps.  I am not sure if Ali got a boob job, nor am I sure Lindsay got one at such a young age.  Speaking of underage boob jobs, Taylor Momsen’s name comes into mind too.  Ali’s didn’t look so big when her & Linds were kickboxing, so who knows?  I’m baffled.  Check out some more jailbait underage pictures of Ali Lohan’s possible breast implants and inappropriate cleavage outfit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.25/10)

Snooki for looooovvvve in all the wrong places, no fine girls, just a fat chick in metal bracelets….  Poor Snooki, not only is she getting fatter and grosser by the minute, but now she is arrested.  I check the Monmouth County NJ website for an arrest mugshot, but they didn’t show anything.  I guess she got off easy and didn’t get processed because it was just a ticket for disorderly conduct or some shit.

There is a picture of Snooki’s good side getting taken away by the cops.  At least the people got a nice fat ass upskirt pic of Nicole Polizzi before she was taken to the pokey.  Snooki used to look really good when she was younger. Another tragic tale of two many Twinkies.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s fat ass upskirt pictures of her getting arreseted and looking dumpy and chubby like Porky Pig after (more…)

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Annalynne Mccord is way too skinny in her swimsuit.  I don’t know why the bitch doesn’t eat.  I can’t believe how thin she looks, espescially with her hair wet.  When she is in a dress, it kind of hides how really anorexic looking she is.  I especially like Annalynne in her hot school girl uniform. Annalynne should really start eating some cheeseburgers regularly.  Maybe her tits will grow a little and she will get a little more meat on her.  Check out some more pics of Annalynne Mccord looking skinny in a skimpy ass bikini posing nicely in her clingy wet swimsuit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

First off, let me say the poop piles aren’t insulting Kendall, they are insulting the Lardassians as a whole family.  Do they not have enough money that they have to pimp out their 14 yr old daughter in these racy bikini photos?  Granted, she is a very pretty girl, but she has her whole life to be a sex symbol and they should just let her enjoy being a kid. I wonder how much cash they got for this shit?  Check out the rest of Kendall Jenner the Kardashian’s little sister racy and way too provocative 14 yr old bikini photos after (more…)

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I never write anything about Blake Lively and those other Gossip Girl turds, except Taylor Momsen,  but this time I thought that I would give my input as to whether or not Blake jumped on the fake tit wagon.  I think she did.  Those puppies stand at attention regardless of her outfit, and here she appears to have no bra on and they are standing straight up.  Nice implant job though, not too big, so they remain more questionable.  Check out some more pics of Blake Lively and her possible implants busting out after (more…)

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Miley Cyrus just doesn’t stop.  Actually, these pictures may or may not be after the whole Miley Crotch No Panty Controversy Photos.  Either way, Miley is still making news and showing off her body while it is still nice and fit.

Miley Cyrus definitely gets a lot of publicity because of her dumper.  Miley Cyrus is really a huge draw anywhere in the news world, but not in a good way.  People want to see her mess up.  It’s kind of a dick move, but that’s the spirit of being a teen idol.  From idol to train wreck is the normal road.  We will await to see the next big Miley screw up.  Check out some more Miley Cyrus inappropriate pictures, wardrobe malfunctions, ass pictures, and other slutty photos after (more…)