Reese Witherspoon A Little Dumpy But Still Doable In Her Bikini

reese witherspoon shows her tits, crotch and ass in a bikini

Rating: ★★★★½☆☆☆☆☆ 

Reese Witherspoon is looking a little worse for wear in these bikini pics.  Granted, everyone would still do her, but she is looking frumpy and like she can’t control her farts.  My friend texted me today that he is having less and less control over his farts, hence getting old, not to mention how bad his ass probably smells due to all the Joe Weider protein shakes he drinks and all the face painted movie stars (Joker, The Crow, etc) that he jerks off to.  I think that would make your shit extra stinky, just thinking about Jack Nicholson and Brandon Lee while you are rubbing one out.  I know what you are thinking, this person can’t be real, well he is.  DJ Sassonati will tell you all about this dude if you’re a homo and interested, so google him and get the latest mix tape, cause lord knows I haven’t been given one in quite some time.  Check out these Reese Witherspoon bikini pics of her picking her ass, making stupid faces and showing some mom crotch after

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  • Christian Alexander Tietgen says:

    Reese is beautiful.