Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Million Surgeries At Wet Re-Plastic

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Rating: ★★★¼☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

Heidi Montag shows us that she spent a ton of money to get a plastic body where her big tits are on display along with her plastic ass, legs, Conan The Barbarian jaw, lip implant, nose job, foot job, tug job, blow job, knob job, snow job, and probably a plastic brain that was made by Fisher Price and sold in K-Mart for 19.95.  Mrs Potato Head married Humpty Dumpty and got their joints all clumpy like my oatmeal lumpy, I’m slick with this, Woman Plas-tic, I get ridiculous, I’ll even by ya new lips and bigger tits, hey yo fat girl, come here, have some donuts.  I gotta go before I go nuts, and blow guts, and up chuck the dum fuck.  Yeah I’m done, Heidi Momtag, big fake tits, tight fake bikini thonged up ass, skinny fake legs, plastic fake jaw after

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