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Boom Shak-a-laka, yo here come the squat popper, the one squat popper, number one squat popper.  You know about me, I write rhymes, eat Duncan Hines, and have bitches in the hood bringing me Corona’s and limes.  Yeah, I should have been a rapper.  Miley Cyrus’s nipples are poking through and saying hello.  Those nips are looking extra perky and the hooker boots accentuate her sexy legs.  Oh yeah, she could get it.  Check out Miley’s legs, ass, and nipples poking out after (more…)

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I like Brooklyn Decker’s body in Adam Sandler’s Just Go With It or whatever the hell that shit was called  Seriously, she looks younger and more incredible here.  Her tits were made for photographin, and her ass was made for slammin, and her mouth was made for staying quiet.  Check out the hot ass Brooklyn Decker topless nude pictures that show nipples and fully nude tits after (more…)

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This picture of Lindsay Lohan is a straight up 10 piece.  Ten wangers, dicks, cocks, stiff ones, one-eyed-monsters, pingas, sausages, tubesteaks, and beef bologna’s.  That’s about it.  What a friggin shame that this hot girl with everything going for her has gone abosolutely down the drain like she was your early morning jerkoff.

What she has became is a disgrace, and a disgrace to anyone who idolized her young ripe ass melons and yeah, melons.  Splooging on freckled tits always grossed me out, but those Lohan tits were different.  Anyway, I put a hot combo of Lohan’s Greatest Young Moments before nudity,  in pictures with nice tits, ass, and some other hot ones after (more…)

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Rachel Bilson, What has your camel-toe done for me lately?   Dat nipple poked me in my eye when I uploaded the picture. Rachel Bilson’s hard nipples are actually typing this article.  Then once her hard nipple pokers are done typing this article, they are going to grab my lighter and get a cigarette out for me, light it and squeeze themselves together with some magnetic nipple  jedi power so that they can hold my smoke while I sip a beer.  True Story.  Check out Rachel Bilsopn’s cameltoe vagina see through and her hot nipples poking through her skimpy bikini and her hot ass with nice close ups after (more…)

Name the slut butt volume 2! “Don’t call it a comeback, I been here for years, I write about rears while I drink a few beers.”  Should have been a rap star, I know it.!! Anyway, this ass got fatter than it used to be, but not much fatter.  Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, LO-VA-TO!  That’s right this LA face with an Oakland booty belongs to Demi Lovato, who is no stranger to having her ass on display, and practically naked. Check out the rest of Demi Lovato’s plump juicy booty after (more…)

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This is outta hand.  Outta control.  What a friggin disgrace.  Selena needs some real meat.  She is 18 now and totally hooked on this tool.  Give me a break.  I can’t even write anymore about this.  It’s highly upsetting and embarassing for the hotness that is Selena Gomez.  Check out some other pics including Twitpics, photo shoots, and some other hotness after (more…)

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Aubrey O’day is seriously a filthy ho bag.  First off, a stripper pole is dirty by itself.  Add that outfit, and then the fact that she is actually licking a stripper pole that Tila Tequila’s dirty vapoopa skank box has touched sliding down it with nature’s natural vaginal lubricant, semen, all sprayed and speckled on that thing.  I wonder who she blew to get paid to do this shit.  Anyway, if you want to see Aubrey O’day barely clothed, topless and practically nude check out the pics after (more…)

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Teen Mom Maci Bookout has an awesome name.  It even looks better with the words “Slam Pig” before it.  I love that term.  Not to be confused with the term that Snooki made famous, Ditch Pig!  Anyway, supposedly this biatch had twins, and then she lost all this weight and really turned herself into a nice tight piece of ass.  Maci Bookout, how old are you ?  You already have twins.  Now go sell your body and expose yourself to support them.  Do it, do it.  It’s a healthy choice, like a shitty tv dinner.  Check out Maci Bookout’s hot ass body with fake tits in a hot bikini after (more…)

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Christina Aguilera’s milkbags flop around like a fish out of water or Charlie Sheen out of hookers or cocaine.  She is looking sloppy here, and she almost showed you Her Vapoopa.  Vapoopa: (noun) A vagina that has literally not had the shit beat out of it, but rather had the shit beaten INto it. Example: Snooki’s Coo-kah.  Check it out (more…)

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Miranda Kerr is seriously hotter if that is even possible.  Her pregnancy tits are looking incredible and are in serious need of some motorboating!.  I didn’t think Miranda would ever lose that weight that fast, but I think she should keep some of it on and keep her ass looking nice and juicy.  Those are some great tits and her bikini is looking more filled out than ever.  Check out Miranda Kerr’s post pregnant body with bigger boobs and a fatter ass after (more…)