This post got fudgedup. JWoww. Bikini. Fake tits. Hot ass. Done

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Courtney Cox could get me to suck on her little round circle with a pit it in the middle.  I used to sing that around when I was a kid.  It was the song I made up about tits.  “It’s a little round circle with a pit in the middle.”  I was like 8 or 9 years old, already a pervert and already thinking of tits making up little perverted songs.  Being that I grew up watching Baywatch and shit, makes me ponder the word “little” in that song.  Nothing was little about CJ Parker’s round circles and her pits in the middle of those circles were always hard.  .  Anyway, Courtney Cougar Cox-Suck is still hot.  Still tits, still ass, still bikini, still skinny, still in need of young meat.. Check it out after (more…)

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Snooki got the fever for the poodles.  Well maybe not the poodles, but definitely some red rocket and big cockateer for the pint sized titty monster from Poughkeepsie, Nicole “Snooki Polizzi.  Snooki’s tits were for all to see and this dogs red rocket was definitely erect as he saw a potential female mate ready to mount her doggystyle. That is the first time I have written about beastiality and go figure it is because of Jersey Shore’s Snooki.  Check out these two dogs siging autographs with their tits hanging out of a low cut top and some serious leg showing in a super short skirt after (more…)

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Pia Toscano just made my pick for the final two people in this years American Idol compeTITTYSHOWtion.  Check out the fun bags on that hose hound as Jeff Daniels would say in a Dumb And Dumber way.  Very underrated hottie here.  A nose job, just make it a little thinner,  and this girl is making guys break out the vaseline in a Megan Fox kind of way.  No shit.  She would be absolutely perfect if she just got that beak adjusted.   Sufferin Suck-a-tash and let me do that ass.  Ba dee ba dee that’s all folks.  Pia Toscano, Breasts, Bra., See Through, NOW! (more…)

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So I made another remix of a Lady Gaga song.  It goes a little something like this, I want your pussy, I want your tit-tees, I want you even though you look like a skeeze, Va-Gin-Al  glove, glove glove glove, I want your glove.  That’s just a rough draft.  Wait until I get up karaoke to sing that shit in some random bar when I’m drunk and stupid.  I had to laugh at a comment someone made on another site referring to Gaga, “This bitch is so trashy even flies don’t want to touch her.”  That’s pretty funny, but right now Lady Gaga’s body is slamming.  HEr ass looks good, minus the butt acne, her boobs still look like flapjacks, but better, and her stomach is seriously hot. Check out the rest of these Lady Gaga pics after (more…)

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Rihanna has been really whoring it up in concert, but I really like it.  I have been putting up a post of her every week now, sometimes two!  Her body is so on point, hot and ready for Dick Thick to penetrate.  Rihanna’s concerts are looking like fun, I know this guy on the right is here.

You have been caught red handed, probably more like vaseline or jergens white handed jerking it while you watch Rihanna pulsate and pump her crotch like she does so well in front of anyone.  Take a mental pic bro, and bring that shit home, or even to the bathroom.  Don’t jerk off in concert.  Check out the reason this dude was jerking off and how hot Rihanna’s tits, ass and crotch and the hot video of her gyrating after (more…)

Kelly “Meatpie Pussy” Brook is showing off that Quarterpounder with cheese again.  Look at that thing!  It seriously probably has a say in certain decisions that she makes regarding what to wear.  I mean I like to see a nice plump cameltoe vagina on display, but if she was my girl, I wouldn’t want to have her be showing that thing to everyone out and about.  Her ass is looking good, and I guess it’s growing a little to support carrying around those huge pussy lips.  Check out some nice Kelly Brook cameltoe see through vagina pics and some nice ass photos after (more…)

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Eva Amurri has a really dynamite body.  Her tits are seriously some of the best natural ones out there to date.  I mean, these pictures really show what an incredible body she has and just how underrated that she is.  People go nuts for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s tits, but Eva’s tits are right up there with the rest of the naturally big breasted hot girls in the Hollywood boobie scene.  Check out the rest of Eva Amurri’s Maxim photos that show hot ass, tits and cleavage after (more…)

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Gina Carano’s body was not made for fighting MMA.  It was made for having porno style sex with it.  I mean look at that.  If i have ever seen a more hot atletic body on anyone, I really can’t remember.  I am sure that her trainers, who are all men, probably love rolling around with her getting to touch her tits and ass as they are practicing “grappling”.  They probably have to wear cups to protect her from seeing their boners.  Check out some more hot cameltoe weigh in pics as well as some of Gina Carano dresses up in a short skirt with great cleavage after (more…)

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Miley Cyrus nice wet tongue could give my ballbag a bath anytime.  I think that ball bag bathing is a requirement credit if you want ot graduate from the school of hard cocks.  Sometimes I don’t know what I am typing and if it makes sense, but ball bag is a funny word.  Ballbag. Ballbag.  It’s also fun to type.  Miley shows everyone that she is grown up and pulling a Katy Perry “I kissed a girl and I liked it” stunt on stage.  I guess she was feeling left out of the publicity ratings lately, maybe Lindsay Lohan surpassed her again.  Anyway, Miley looks hot, her crotch is tight, and her tongue is wet, and her lesbo kiss is that of a slutty lambada-esque dip at the end of a dance. ENJOY (more…)