Salma Hayek Ass Got Da Mah Fuggin Cellulite!

salma hayek cellulite

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Salma Hayek, well, you were hot in Desperado, hot in your bra on Ugly Betty, but these bikini pics, eh.  DISAPPOINTED!  Really, Salma, go and get a nice clear skin cellulite treatment. You can afford it!  It won’t take long.  Have them take the cottage cheese out of your legs and put if in your tits.  Good move, everyone will applaud.  Check out Salma Hayek’s body falling apart after

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  • dickspitz says:

    And back in the day Salma use to talk shit about J. Lo’s fat ass. Salma’s butt is middle aged, flabby fat and i would rather look at her milk bags.