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Damn Alison Brie is the goods.  Goods to see you in that see through shirt with no bra and your nips poking out through that slinky little tank top.  Also, I have got to comment on Alison’s choice of panties.  They are seriously some hot shit.  Mad Men and Community are definitely better shows because of Alison’s body, not her acting, but her body.  Shit’s tight like a turtles ass and that’s waterproof.  Check out the rest of Alison Brie’s hot sexy pictures with nice cleavage, down shirt view, nice cameltoe-ish panties, and some major natural breasted loveliness after (more…)

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Ronnie “Sustanon” Magro and Sammi “Gives Sweethead” Giancola may indeed have a sex tape.  Nowadays, I think all celebs should have a sex tape so when their fame is dying, (Kendra Wilkinson), or they weren’t famous to begin with (Montana Fishburne), or just when they feel like it but don’t need the money, (Paris Hilton) everyone can see them naked having sex in some shitty unclear bootleg type of video.  Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, and Vinny made a video also.  It’s the Jersey Shore “Teach Me How To Dougie” remix.

This video is pretty funny.  That dude’s voice really cracks me up.  Ronnie is the best in the background.  In the meantime, check out some of Ronnie & Sammi’s most sexual moments we have thus far after (more…)

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Jersey Shore’s Jenni J-Woww Farley has shed some pounds.  I have to say that she actually looks attractive here.  She is kind of a brute, and her tits really look like such a bad botched up boob job, I bet they feel like unripe cantaloupes.  But, the rest of her body really has taken a nice shape, and she should definitely get Nicole Snooki Polizzi on the same diet.  Snooki looks like she has done the exact opposite and porked up quite a bit MORE.  Anyway, check out the rest of J-Woww’s new found hot body from her weight loss  and her kind of see through shirt right after (more…)

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Oh boy, here we go again.  First off let me say that these pictures that X17online has put up of Lindsay Lohan kissing Paris Hilton while shooting up with a syringe seem to look like a hoax or a bad Photoshop job to me.  Although they kind of remind me of those Linday Lohan knife biting / fake stabbing pics that came out a while ago.

Remember those?  I think Lindsay looks kind of hot there all drugged up with a knife in her mouth If the photos are real, then I have a couple questions about releasing those photos now:   Why weren’t they released in 2007?  If Lohan farts in public, 200,000 blogs write about it.  Why are they all brown and blurry?  To cover up the shit Photoshop job that someone just did.  Be as it may, the pics do look doctored up, but they definitely seem to be during the same time that Lilo was playing with knives.  Maybe someone just had  a real shitty camera.  Who knows, what do you think?  Check out the rest of the Lindsay Lohan heroin syringe drugged up half naked lesbian kiss Paris Hilton photos after (more…)

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So this is the most naked or nude I have ever seen the smoking hot Jessica Alba.  I have been waiting for the day of a full frontal nude photo of Jessica, but unfortunately these pics don’t show the whole package.  I can say that this is the most naked that we have ever see her though.  She still looks great even after having a child.  I guess when you have shitloads of money, personal trainers, and etc, you can shed those baby pounds real fast.  Check out the rest of Jessica Alba’s nude pics from Machete after (more…)

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Here are some new hot bikini photos of Selena Gomez partying and getting down in her skimpy swimsuit with a nice see through wet t shirt over it.  I wish the T-shirt wasn’t on, but hey we have to take what we can get some times.  Selena is on everyone’s radar since she turned 18, (like she wasn’t when she was JAILBAIT-lol.  Anyway, we all know that Selena is really hot, and now that she is 18 she is fair game for any mook that can charm her young little panties off.  I’m drunk and it’s late, so I am going to be done with this post right now before I say something more incriminating.  Check out Selena Gomez’s hot young body in a some nice bikini pics and crotch shots after (more…)

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Here is Nicole Richie actually not looking like an anorexic disaster.  She finally gained some weight and it went in some of the right places.  Nicole finally has actual tits like a woman should. I wish I had the pic of her taking her bikini top off, but I couldn’t find it.  I do have some nice photos of her squishing her firm tits against her body with her arm giving her some nice Paris Hilton like cleavage.  Rumor has it she was topless with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex dyke puta.  So that poses the question, Is Nicole Richie muff diving or just sampling some of BlowHan’s leftovers?  Check out the other topless pictures of NIcole Richie’s tits doing some nude sun bathing after (more…)

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Karissa Shannon Playboy wonder girl is here on tape getting banged doggystyle by Token from South Park, I mean that black dude that was Clark’s friend that nobody paid attention between waiting for Clark to fly and waiting to see Kristin Kreuk aka Lana get banged, and see Chloe that annoying blond bitch get killed or something.  I watched the show for about 5 years and never even really knew the significance of this doucher that was Clark’s friend.    Vivid has a lot of  SEX TAPES this year, but I am sure that they aren’t finished quite yet.  Karissa’s sex tape is supposed to be with Frankenstein’s evil daughter and all her fake parts,  Heidi Montag, but it seems like that may have been a hoax for publicity.  If you want to see this ho Karissa  getting banged, topless, ass naked, and fully nude masturbating, click after (more…)

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It’s no secret what kind of bitches Reggie Bush likes.  I think they need to have huge tits, and a big fat round ass!  She isn’t by far a Kim Kardashian clone, but she is still pretty sexy.  After that pathetic display by The Saints last night and Reggie hurting his vagina, I mean his leg, I am positive that Mayra Veronica and her fine model bod are taking good care of little Reggie.  I wouldn’t be so pissed, but if the Saints had any kind of defense, I would have won 400$+ in one of the football pools I am in.  So Reggie, kiss my ass and tell your defense to get themselves a piece of ass like yours before each game so they can all play as good as you do.  Check out the rest of the pics of Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend Mayra Veronica practically naked,  her sick ass topless, fat booty in a thong, and other various sexy parts of her body emphasized through the lens of a photographer that was probably jerking it in between costume changes after (more…)

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Is anyone going to watch this garbage?  Sure, Aly Michalka is a real hot piece, but this new show Hellcats on the CW is going to suck a fat one.  It looks like Bring It On meets 90210 but with hotter skanks.  Aly should definitely get some serious “exposure” by exposing herself and going fully nude, (shitty nude, not good nude).  Shitty nude is when the bitch is naked, but doesn’t show anything.  Another phrase for that is something like “topless covered”.  People should call that a shitty tease picture.  Anyway, I won’t watch this crapola, but it may be the next tween sensation.  Check out some pics of Aly Michalka showing her entire naked body, her tits in a bra, and her sexy body in a cheerleading outfit after (more…)