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Shawn Johnson is all grown up. Keeping in the spirit of the weekend, I wanted to post something Red, White & Blue.  Then the weekend came fast and I got drunk and forgot to post the article.    Olympian Shawn Johnson is looking hot as hell in this nice tight blue dress at the premier of Twilight Eclipse.  I love how you don’t even have to be a real celebrity to get invited to shit like that.  It’s bullshit, just because she is an Olympian, she gets to go and I don’t?  Maybe it’s because she got really hot and everything grew, maybe unnaturally.

Maybe she got invited because she can spread her nice chubby little legs like that.  If you look here, which was about 2 years ago, she was completely flat chested.  Now she seems to have a really nice rack.  Maybe Shawn Johnson did the young Taylor Momsen, and got breast implants?  Maybe her tits are fake now, but either way, when she returns to the Olympics in 2012, if the world doesn’t explode, her new found milkers may get in the way of her gymnast shit.  Anyway, check out some new pictures of Olympian Shawn Johnson grown up, looking hot, and some of her in action at the Olympics in compromising positions after (more…)

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Jessica Jane Clement’s latest lingerie photo shoot is absolutely smoking hot.  I don’t know what she is famous for, but I do know that she posed for Playboy when she was 18 years old.  Actually I am lying, she is famous for being some kind of hot ass distraction when some tool gets up on stage to do some bullshit magic trick.

Wouldn’t that piece of ass up on stage distract you?  I think anyone can be a magician if they have a hot enough piece of ass standing next to them to distract everyone.  Jessica Jane Clement’s name is too friggin long, and I am sick of typing it already.  Check out some more of, damn it, I have to type it again, Jessica Jane Clement’s hot ass lingerie pics in which she is practically, magically naked, and has her huge tits busting out of almost every bra after (more…)

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Miley Cyrus really needs to get herself together.  You know you are going down the toilet when you are being compared to Lindsay Lo-handjob. Now that everyone has settled over the huge Miley upskirt scandal, she kind of stopped whoring it up in concert.   I mean what happened to the sweet innocent Hannah Montana?

I’ll tell you what happened to her, she is in concert bent over doggystyle in tight slutty black leather.  Granted, Miley turns 18 in a couple months, and she definitely is trying to show her new found sexuality.  She has been taking slutty photos since she was about 14, so it really isn’t that big of a shock.  At least she has some clothes on here and possibly is wearing underwear.  Check out some more of Miley’s pictures in concert dancing like a slutty in revealing outfits (more…)

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Melissa Satta posed for Maxim Magazine, and she showed much ass.  She does have a good one.  I want to be friends with it. Who is Melissa Satta?  Melissa Satta is a model for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  I saw those pictures, they are kind of hot.  She is covered in body paint.

So, I looked her up a little and found that she had quite the bulging cameltoe during a candid upskirt. She really has a meaty Hayden Panettiere like bulge!  Hayden definitely takes the cake in the “beefy cameltoe department.  Well, enough about that shit, check out some more Melissa Satta hot Maxim photos of her almost naked ass and some meaty upskirts after (more…)

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I went yesterday to see the movie Grown Ups.  I have to say it was one of the shittier Adam Sandler movies I have seen.  Usually, with an all star cast like Rob Schneider, David Spade,  Kevin James, and Chris Rock, you would expect the movie to be ridiculously hilarious.  Not the case here.

What the movie did have was Madison Riley and Jamie Chung playing Rob Schneider’s daughters.  Introducing Madison Riley and the newest hot pair of  legs on the big screen.  Her ass looks better than Megan Fox’s in Transformers!  Check out some more pics of Madison Riley and Jamie Chung from Grown Ups  sexing it up in lingerie, bikinis, upskirts, and some other hot pics after (more…)