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Deborah Ann Woll, who plays Jessica Hamby on True Blood is definitely coming out as a sex symbol.  Well, she symbolized teenage sex of the show, and now since she was turned into a vampire in her teens, she will stay that way forever.  Good for perverts, because a Jessica Hamby nude scene is probably in the works.  We have already seen Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin almost fully nude & Natasha Alam, who plays Yvetta is going to do Playboy.  So we can only assume that Jessica Hamby will be seen nude soon enough.  Check out some more pics of Deborah Ann Woll in her undies, posing in a bra and panties with sexy garter belts after (more…)

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Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures are back… and by back I mean, Baby Got Back, and front, and some side action .  I don’t think Michelle owns a bathing suit that isn’t a thong.   I wrote a previous post about her, and she had a variety of thongs and some topless pics on the beach also.

With a nice flexible body like that, I didn’t feel the need to put any pics of her face on the front page of the article.  I think that Michelle should just stay in her bikini 24 7 because other than wearing a bikini, she is pretty irrelevant.  Check out some more Michelle Hunziker bikini photos showing  off her nice ass in a thong and some legs in the air cameltoe pics after (more…)

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Jenna Dewan is back in her thong.  She really does have a nice ass, but we never get any good pics of the rest of her body.  It’s always ass, ass, and more ass.

The summer is great though. I think that I have looked at more bikini photos this year than ever,  Everyone and their grandma, (Helen Mirren included) has been in swimsuits.  Jenna Dewan in a thong is just a huge boner, I mean bonus, I mean bone us. Check out some more Jenna Dewan in a skimpy thong swimsuit bending over with nice ass close ups after (more…)

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Annalynne Mccord is way too skinny in her swimsuit.  I don’t know why the bitch doesn’t eat.  I can’t believe how thin she looks, espescially with her hair wet.  When she is in a dress, it kind of hides how really anorexic looking she is.  I especially like Annalynne in her hot school girl uniform. Annalynne should really start eating some cheeseburgers regularly.  Maybe her tits will grow a little and she will get a little more meat on her.  Check out some more pics of Annalynne Mccord looking skinny in a skimpy ass bikini posing nicely in her clingy wet swimsuit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

So how would you like to see Snooki in her blue nightie ready to get it on in your bed? I think that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is lonely when she isn’t filming Jersey Shore, because she Tweets all these pics of her by herself half naked.  She does have a great rack, I can’t take that away from her.  She really is an attention whore, but other than that she is good for a couple laughs.  Get ready for Jersey Shore season 2 with more big boobs and drama!  Check out some more lonely Snooki pics of her and her big fat tits after (more…)

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Ashley Tisdale has been looking much better lately.  I never paid any attention to her before, but once the summer comes, bitches that normally don’t look good put on skimpy thong swimsuits, and they become sexy.

I am by no means an Ashley Tisdale fan, but her booty is looking good in this nice orange bikini.  She is 25 years old now, but seems to have the body of a hot 18 year old. Check out some more Ashley Tisdale orange thong bikini pictures, nice ass bending over pics  and once pretty close to a vag slip (more…)

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I think this photo of Paris Hilton topless is the closest you can get to being naked without showing your nipples.  Paris really gets a lot of flack, but she is actually pretty.  She is all natural for the most part, and knows what to wear and when to squeeze her tits together to make them look bigger.   I like Paris and think she is kind of sexy in a real snobby way.  Check out the rest of Paris Hilton’s nude sunbathing pictures with her breasts fully exposed and nice topless close ups after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

First off, let me say the poop piles aren’t insulting Kendall, they are insulting the Lardassians as a whole family.  Do they not have enough money that they have to pimp out their 14 yr old daughter in these racy bikini photos?  Granted, she is a very pretty girl, but she has her whole life to be a sex symbol and they should just let her enjoy being a kid. I wonder how much cash they got for this shit?  Check out the rest of Kendall Jenner the Kardashian’s little sister racy and way too provocative 14 yr old bikini photos after (more…)

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Rihanna is making a video with Eminem.  The best part of it is her slutty skimpy outfit let her boob slip out.  Rihanna has really been turning on her sex appeal since Chris Brown kicked her ass.

I mean seriously, look at all the slutty outfits Rihanna has been wearing!  She is almost as bad as Miley Cyrus!  Plus that one time she was practically masturbating on stage! I like the song with Rihanna and Eminem and Em’s entire album as a matter of fact.  Rihanna’s music isn’t that bad either.  Anyway, check out some more slutty Rihanna outfits with see through cameltoe and down shirt boob slips after (more…)