Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after