Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

Adrianne Curry continues to utilize Twitter to tweet pictures of her naked ass.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely a good ass.  There could really be worse people tweeting their ass, like Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’donnell, but I wonder how Christopher Knight aka Peter Brady feels about it.

She met Knight on The Surreal Life.  I don’t think it is a very “Brady thing” to be showing your ass to all your Twitter followers, but then again, I am sure that Peter Brady has gotten so much Nick At Nite ass that Adrianne’s booty is nothing new for him.  Knight is 25 years older than Adrianne, and  I had a really hard time buying that she could be so madly in love with him to marry  him, but it seems like they are both really happy.  Check out some more of Adrianne Curry’s tweeted photos of her being slutty and an attention whore with a push up bra in lingerie after (more…)

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I have never seen this set of Hayden Panettiere cowboy hat bikini pictures before.   I usually don’t pay attention to Hayden’s pictures, because most of the time they suck.  I did an article a little while ago, because it really looked like Hayden Panettiere had gotten a boob job.  I always thought that implants would really make her look so much better because she is kind of bottom heavy and has such little mosquito bites on top.  As Kanye West says,   “she gotta ass that’ll swallow up a g-string, and on top, uh, two bee stings”  These bikini pictures make me think that she did have one compared to what her breasts look like now, but after further TITillating research…

I found that Hayden uses plastic or whatever the hell the inserts are you put in your bra to make her look stacked.  Maybe she’s Gellin’ with some Dr. Scholl type shit attached to her bra. Also, Hayden’s crotch is always bulging out of her bathing suit.  She either has a massive outie snatch, or a wicked wire brush bush that wasn’t trimmed since she first reached puberty.  Anyway at this point, I think that Hayden should concentrate more on her acting and move on and leave that show Heroes.    Heroes seriously sucks a fat peen.   The guys on The Big Bang Theory don’t even watch it anymore.  We’ll keep Hayden on BOOBWATCH and let you know of any plastic changes she may encounter.  In the meantime, check out some skimpy bikini pics of Hayden in her cowboy hat looking hot, doing the Jessica Alba bend over pose, and showing off her full length torso tattoo after (more…)

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I watched a couple minutes of the Jerseylicious show.  I have actually seen the salon, but never went inside.   I don’t think it is really a show for guys except for the occasional chick fight, and the girls are kind of hot, but not even close to the girls on Jersey Shore and that isn’t saying much.  I kind of thought that Olivia’s roommate was interesting.  Her name is Briella Marie Calafiore.  In one episode, her and Olivia painted their apartment hot pink.  It was kind of annoying to watch, but from the little part of the show I watched I have nothing else to talk about.  Here is a picture of Briella all dolled up.

Olivia Sharpe does the make up on the show and Tracy Dimarco is her arch nemesis.  Supposedly Tracy stole Olivia’s boyfriend and blah blah blah.  I don’t give a frog’s fat ass about the so called drama between them and I’m sure that nobody else does either.  Basically, I think this show was put together in the parking lot of the Jersey Shore casting auditions and they took the leftovers that MTV didn’t want, then they taught these bitches how to cut hair and do make up.  Check out some more pictures of  Olivia Sharpe looking dirty hot and Briella looking nice when she has her make up professionally done after (more…)

Happy Easter Everyone!!!!

One of my friends from Ohio sent this to me, and I thought it was hysterical.  You almost have to double take to see it.  If you are anything like me, your face is about one foot from the screen, back up and it’s easier to see.   For those of you that are retarded and still can’t see it, we can make it a little simpler.

It’s almost a perfect replica.  This naked woman should work at carnivals and charge people 5 bucks to come in a look at her. DOH!

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Kim Kardashian decided to let her towel come off and show her big bikini booty finally.  It always seems like Kim is covering up that ass that she is famous for.  I used to think that most of her bikini pictures are staged, but if that was the case, you would think that Kim would bend over and let her badonkadonk be shown to everyone.  So it poses the question, does Kim Kardashian purposely go out in her bikini and tip off the photogs so she can get her pics all over the internet?  I am not sure, but I really don’t care.  I don’t like to post any pictures of Kim unless that butt is showing.

Kim is constantly wandering the beaches, pools, and yachts in Miami in her bikini since she broke up with Reggie Bush.  I guess she is hunting for some new man meat to bounce off her big ole ass.  Reggie Bush must be loving the fact that Kim appears so desperate, I am sure he is having no problem getting some after winning the Super Bowl.  Poor Kim, I feel so bad.  NOT! Rich, heartbroken, and so much ass to go around and nobody to share it with.  So here is a nice Kim Kardashian bikini compilation with a couple nice ass pics and some big fake implant close ups of Lardassian after (more…)

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Katy Perry has really been letting her boobs hang out lately.  A couple of days ago, I posted an article about her inappropriate outfit for the Nickelodeon awards, and now here she is letting her big natural boobs flop around, and sticking them all up in Russell Brand’s face!  I am sure Russell doesn’t mind.   Katy is really Russell’s British cup of tea, with a mouth that opens that wide, how could Russell not love Katy!   Big wide mouth, nice huge rack = Russell Brand… Inside of you…Insiiiiiiiddde of you!

Ever see Russel Brand’s girlfriends before Katy Perry?   They were all tremendous sluts with huge knockers.  Some fake, some real, it really didn’t matter for him.   I looked through a couple of them including Holly Madison (Playboy), and Big Brother UK’s Kate Lawler and Imogen Thomas.  When I looked up Imogen Thomas, I had to double take.  She kind of does remind me of Katy, except her boobs are way bigger and definitely fake.  Katy Perry must really blow Russell’s whistle hard, because the girls he has been with are some knock-outs, low class, but really hot.  Anyway, check out some Katy Perry big breasted & bent over ass bikini photos, as well as Russell Brand’s hot ex girlfriend Imogen Thomas lingerie & topless pics of her monster knockers after (more…)

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If you have been watching ABC’s V, which is probably in the best time slot in the world right now (after LOST), you would have noticed the super hot blond that is making aliens seem sexy.  Laura Vandervoort belongs to the hot ass in the photo above.  On V, she plays Lisa, who is the daughter of Morena Baccarin who portrays the leader of the V’s Anna.  Elizabeth Mitchell plays the “leader of the resistance” a la Sarah Connor Terminator, and her character’s name is Erica Evans.  When I first watched it, I found it interesting, which is weird because I don’t usually like sci-fi shit. If aliens can be this sexy, I think that it would be great if they came to Earth, especially if they frolicked around in bikinis with half of their ass hanging out and came equipped with a good old American Tramp Stamp Tattoo.

When I looked up the characters in the show I was shocked to see that Elizabeth Mitchell was in Gia with Angelina Jolie.  I saw that movie, well most of it, and didn’t remember her until I saw the naked screen shots of the two of them in the shower.  It’s kind of hard to remember anything from a movie when Angelina is naked in it, except, that ANGELINA was NAKED in it.  You know what I mean?   Check out  Morena Baccarin nude pics, a couple photos of Elizabeth Mitchell nude and Angelina Jolie naked getting it on in the shower, and a shitload of Laura Vandervoort bikini, sexy photo shoot pics, as well as some in her underwear from the show after (more…)