Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after