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This post really deserved a big blast on the Stank-O-Meter, but Tess Taylor naked doing anything is too hot to rate any post with shit piles.  Tess Taylor Arlington likes to get stoned, and so does her dirtbag sister Alexis Neiers Arlington.  Props to the dude over at The Dirty for basically shoving it up Tess Taylor and her mother’s lawyers ass for posting these pictures and refusing to take them down. These bitches are retarded.  If you don’t want people to see you doing drugs, DON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF HITTING A BONG OR CRACK PIPE!!

I could care less what kind of drugs they are doing, but that definitely looks like she is heating up a crack pipe or something.  Maybe her bowl was severely resinated and she had to burn it to get it clean.  I think that Tess Taylor Arlington could have a great modeling career regardless of what kind of drugs she is doing.  She should step away from her skanky ass sister though, Alexis is not halfway as hot as Tess is and doesn’t have that great of a body.  These drugs pictures are ok to look at, but everyone just wants to keep seeing Tess Taylor Arlington’s naked perfectly shaven vagina and big real or huge fake breasts. (I still can’t decide if she has implants or not).  So check out some more pictures of Tess Taylor Arlington naked close ups of her vagina, a couple more of her topless with her nice huge tits, some of her in a see thru top and thong, and a couple of  Tess and her sister Alexis gettting F’d up on drugs after (more…)

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The girls of Pretty Wild On E! are really a bunch of sluts.  I feel really bad for the little 15 year old girl that is on there Gabrielle Neiers.  She is getting the worst example and lesson in life from her two whorish sisters.  I predict that she will grow up to make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Theresa.  It looks like some of the Pretty Wild girls are into pole dancing also.  Go figure.  Tess Taylor is definitely the sister with the talent, and by talent I mean possible the nicest boobs Hollywood.  Check out a video of Tess Taylor and her sister Alexis Neiers or Alexis Arlington from a photo shoot in Paris.

Tess Taylor, Tess Arlington, Tess Taylor Arlington Tess Amber Taylor, whatever the hell she is calling herself these days, is definitely on the top of everyone’s slut radar. Her sister Alexis Neiers, or Alexis Arlington, the oldest isn’t the best role model either.  You can definitely see the resemblance in their faces and their bodies.  I feel bad for the little one Gabrielle.  She is going to be overwhelmed and have her childhood stolen and end up stripping at a place called Pink Punters (I think Tess was a Pole Dancer / Hole Exposer there).  The mother on the show seems like a real role model too.  Check out some pictures of Tess Taylor in lingerie in some slutty photo shoots along with her sister Alexis Neiers Arlington in some bikini pictures showing off her hot slutty body after (more…)

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Hayden Panettiere went out and borrowed her grandmother’s pajamas and wore a loose fitting bra and did a photo shoot for Lush Magazine.   Hayden looks pretty sexy with her old lady pj’s on.  I am surprised that she didn’t go for a more tight fitting outfit and some spandex type undies so you could see the biggest fattest cameltoe in all of Hollywood.  I really can’t get over Hayden’s bulge.

That thing is seriously ridiculous.  Hayden’s photo shoot was just mediocre.  Nothing to really get excited about.  Check out the rest of Hayden Panettiere’s Lush Magazine photo shoot and close up of her cameltoe after (more…)

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To be the Allure photographer for one day must be really nice.  I can’t believe how many ho’s get naked for this magazine.  The only thing that sucks is that it barely shows anything.  There have been so many different celebrity skanks that have been nude in this magazine.  Cassie Ventura, Ellen Pompeo, Gabrielle Union, Kara DioGuardi, Padm Lakshmi, Vanessa  Williams, Chelsea Handler, Catherine Zeta Jones Carla Gugino, and Eliza Dushku to name a few.  I think that Emmanuelle Chriqui and Kristen Chenowith’s pics are my favorite.

I wonder what these women get paid to do this shit.  I know a lot of girls get naked for Peta too.  I think they do those photo shoots for free.  Save the animals with your nudity!  Keep your eye out for that post coming soon.  I just wish the pictures were better.  They are in good taste, unfortunately.  Check out most of the hot naked women who posed nude for Allure after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.25/10)

So this is what a 16 year old French prostitute looks like?  Don’t worry pervs, in some of these pics she is a teen but 18.    Zahia Dehar was the personal F toy for most of the French World Cup Soccer team.  Sources say that they paid her $3000  / whatever the hell the French money is,  Francs/Euros, per night to bang their brains out. Check out a video of her on French MTV here being a slutbag.  French MTV sucks just as bad as ours.

The guilty filthy Frenchmen’s names are as follows Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou. They could possibly be banned from their “cup” for getting into her dirty underage muff.  These filthy pervs could pass it off as they didn’t know how old she is….BUT, and that’s a big BUTT, like her big fake tits.  Like I said, she is 18 in these photos, so you can look without feeling creepy.  The “but” is that one of the jerkoffs above actually went and celebrated her 18th birthday with her, and he was clearly paying her for sex before.  Prostitution is totally legal in France, but it’s her age that is the problem.  Check out some pics  Zahia Dehar and her big fake dirty hooker / prostitution tits, almost jailbait ass, almost naked after (more…)

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Here are some pictures of The Hill’s Kristin Cavallari parading her ass around in a bikini.  That see through bikini top leaves little to the imagination, and the bikini bottoms show off her best “ass”et.  Kristin has been in a  lot of shitty movies.  The Hills sucks a big fat one, which I think that any show starring Heidi Montag would.  Everyone talks about Heidi and her 17 plastic surgeries and how big her tits are.  She is disgusting and she reminds me of Chyna the woman wrestler from the WWE.  At least Kristin is natural.  Check out some other bikini candid photos of Kristin Cavallari’s hot ass, see thru bikini and a crappy topless picture from her Myspace after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after (more…)

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Lyndsy Fonseca has been Kicking Ass lately.  She has been in Hot Tub Time Machine and in Kick Ass and has a lot more movies on the way.  If you haven’t seen those movies, she might look familiar to you from being Bob Saget’s / “Ted’s” daughter on How I Met Your Mother or her part as Dylan on Desperate Housewives.

Lyndsy is definitely one to watch in Hollywood.  She has a movie coming out called The Ward also starring Amber Heard and Danielle Panabaker.  I am sure with Amber Heard in the movie, there will be some racy scenes.  I don’t think Amber will be in a movie unless there’s a nude scene.  Keep Lyndsy Fonseca on your radar and check out some more hot pictures of her from a couple different photo shoots in her bra and panties /  lingerie after (more…)

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Olivia Blois Sharpe has been looking hot and getting all the publicity from the show Jerseylicious.  She has been on Extra, Wendy Williams and a couple other shows.  Olivia is definitely the Snooki of the show.  I am sure she hates to be compared to Snooki, but it is going to happen.  She is definitely better looking than Snooki and of course being from Jersey, people are going to say that shit.  I watched this episode of Jerseylicious and thought it was pretty funny that Olivia cried because they cut her nails off.   Maybe girls check out each other’s nail, but that is the last thing that any guy is checking out:

Don’t worry Olivia, when you have an ass like that, I don’t think it would matter much if you had some grimy nails with Chesty Cheetah aka Tracy DiMarco’s orange fake tan shit all stuck underneath them.   The nails will grow back eventually, just keep your backside looking hot and you will have no worries.  Check out some more pictures of the girls from Jerseylicious, Olivia in some short tight outfits showing her hot ass & roommate Briella looking hot in some short skirts showing off those nice long sexy legs, , The Glam Fairy Alexa Prisco with her nice big cleavage, and Tracy Di Marco looking orange with her big fake tits popping out after (more…)

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Not only does this picture make part of my body want to be a strawberry, it makes you see how hot Alison Brie is.  Alison is on two TV shows right now. She stars as Trudy Campbell on Mad Men and Annie Edison on Community.  Alison didn’t do much before she was cast on these two shows.  She was in one episode of a show called “Hot Sluts”  Check out the trailer!
Hot Sluts (Trailer): New Series From A.D. Miles

It looks like she was playing a character that wasn’t a slut, then became one.  Go Alison!  She is great playing that douche bag Pete Campbell’s wife on Mad Men.  She reminds me of a sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt  / Sarah Michelle Gellar combo.  I haven’t watched Community yet, but I have heard good things.  I think that there are TWO Big, natural, ,voluptuous, reasons that Alison makes these two TV shows better, and here they are:

If those things don’t make you want to tune in and watch Alison Brie, then I don’t know what is wrong with you.  Can you now see the resemblance to Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Check out some more pictures of Alison in a hot photo shoot with her goods showing, a couple more pics from the boobarific scene above, and some others of her just being a hot piece of ass after (more…)