Here is a video of Snooki when she was skinny and actually really hot.   It’s probably from about 4 years ago.   She is on the beach with one of her friends being drunk and acting like most of the drunk girls on the Jersey Shore act.  Annoying.  Walk around the beach in your bikini, but please don’t talk unless you have something good to say like, “wanna come back to our room?”  or “can you rub some lotion on me?”.  Otherwise, just sit there and let your boobs and ass hang out of your bikini that doesn’t fit anymore and we’ll all be happy.  Actually, this video is funny.  It shows Snooki’s ass getting bit by an angry sea gull.  Her friend puts a potato chip on her ass and the bird bites her right in her booty when he takes the chip.   The sea gulls at the Jersey Shore are like massive birds that morphed into giant beach vultures.  Here’s a pic of skinny Snooki and her nice ass giving these guys a show!

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