Stank-O-Meter (4.5/5)

You’re CRAZY is you liked The Crazies.  What  a suckfest!  This movie was absolutely awful.  No wonder that Timothy Olyphant was the leading star….No one with any decent or natural ability would have signed on to do this piece of shit.  Joining him in this retarded remake are Danielle Panabaker, Radha Mitchell, and Joe Anderson.  You might be thinking, who are these people?? Radha Mitchell has been in almost all shitty movies.  Danielle Panabaker is pretty new to the acting scene, pretty easy on the eyes,  and she actually played a decent part.   Joe Anderson, who I have never seen before, played the best part in the entire movie as the Deputy Sheriff.  Timothy Oyphant was not believable at all.  He  was actually good in Deadwood on HBO but I think that Ian Mcshane, who played Al Swearengen, carried the whole show on his back.

Anyway, back to this waste of film.  Right now, this film has an IMDB rating of 7.4.  Who the hell is giving this thing positive reviews? I wouldn’t highly recommend staying home rather than going to see this.  I had free movie tickets via a  Cablevision Reward Card, and that is the only reason that I went to see I this.   It was between this and Wolfman, and I watched 15 minutes of Wolfman on a bootleg and didn’t find that to be anything special, so I chose this shit heap.  I’m just thankful I didn’t have to pay to see this shitstain on the underpants of film making.  Check out some pics below of the ho’s in this crap, including Radha Mitchell full frontal nudity and Olyphant looking a tard after