It’s being said that Howard Stern could replace Simon Cowell’s seat as a Judge on American Idol.  I think he is probably one of the only people that would be a big enough asshole to fill Cowell’s seat.  Simon can be really shitty sometimes, but he is almost always right when it comes to who he thinks is the best.  He tries not to waste anyone’s time, the contestant or the show just by putting mediocre singers through to the next round.  Stern does the same thing but in a filthier way.  He holds all those contests for breast implant giveaways  and is totally honest in his opinion of judging women based on their appearance as to whether they are Playboy material or not, etc.  We all knew that Howard held a soft spot for Sanjaya and his stupid rooster head hairdo, and Sanjaya remained on the show when he sucked mostly just because Howard told his radio audience to vote for him.  Maybe he was doing it to prove a point or just be a dick.  Who knows?  That would be my only problem with having him as a judge.  Stern said he would do it for 100 million dollars for the season, I think that is a negotiating tactic to try and get at least 40 or 50 mil.  If he does get the job, I hope that he would judge based on talent and not on looks or whatever the f  he saw in Sanjaya.

This is pretty funny.  What is even funnier is all the press this show gets!  Everyone seems to still be talking about it.  I will admit the show really grew on me and I am sure you can tell as I posted enough articles about it.  Mila Kunis as Snooki and Thomas Lennon from Reno 911 as The Situation is hilarious.  Mila actually does a really good Snooki.  I wish Mila Kunis had a sex tape instead of Snooki.  She is just way hotter.  Radar Online said that the Snooki sex tape is real and they have seen it.  She supposedly is bent over holding on a bed post or something  looking at the camera with her head tilted.  In the meantime, here is what I’d imagine is  a Snooki Sex Tape Preview!

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Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson is filming a new movie in Hawaii called Soul Surfer.  She is to portray Bethany Hamilton a professional surfer that is famous for losing one of her arms from a shark attack.  She was only 13 when a 14 foot tiger shark ripped her left arm off just below her shoulder.  She has recovered and is still surfing today.  Anyway, back to Lorraine Nicholson’s ass in a bikini.  I like the shot of her ass the best because looking at her face just reminds me of her father too much.  She has that same evil grin.  I am sure this movie will probably be one of those inspirational films or it will be like Blue Crush meets Jaws.  Check out the last picture for a shot of Bethany Hamilton without her arm holding her surfboard with a big shark bite missing from it.