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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is getting a divorce.  Ashley Cole, her soccer playing husband has cheated on her one too many times.  What an idiot!  Ashley was voted sexiest woman over Megan Fox.   I think I can totally see why.  Look at her.  She is practically flawless.  The only thing that I don’t care for, if I have to get Critdickal, is the big tattoo that she has around her thigh and all the other ones.  I am really not much of a tattoo liking person.  I think a little rose or some shit like that is ok for a girl to have, but not some big tribal hideous looking thing.  Her legs and the rest of her body are so nice, why ruin it?  I espescially hate when a girl has a nice rack and she goes and gets a huge tattoo on one of her tits.  That just ruins it.  It’s just not my flava!   Cheryl is on The X Factor with Simon Cowell.  I am sure she shot Simon and his billion dollar pecker down a bunch of times.  So who will Cheryl date?  I think she has her choice of pretty much anyone.  Want to see why??? Check out all Cheryl Tweedy Coles hot pics after (more…)

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Paris Hilton’s vagina is back again.  Paris’s poo nanni is like Sarah Palin.  It just WON’T GO AWAY.  It’s been a while since Paris sported her dirty bits all over the town and I think she did it on purpose.  I haven’t heard shit about her in the longest time.  Where has she been?  From the looks of her latest vagina slip, she has been shaving that thing and buffing it with Turtle Wax.  Look at the thing, its polished up and probably pre-lubed and ready to give herpes to the next lucky contestant.  Paris really looks pretty good and is sexy in a dirty kind of way.  With two sex tapes and more nude lunchbox shots than Linsay Lohan, she should have just posed for Playboy.  So should Lindsay!  I mean, with pictures of your junk all over the internet, it would make sense to do a nice, tasteful, Playboy pictorial so you can actually look pretty and not like a raunchy hooker.  Lindsay sort of has the right idea.  She did the Marilyn Monroe remake photo shoot, which actually made Linds look hot again and more importantly, she actually got paid for the photos!  Then she went back and summoned up her inner skank and did the Muse Threesome Photo Shoot.  Either way, I know Paris doesn’t need the money, but what the hell.  Maybe her and Lindsay can do one together.  They could call it, “I finally got paid for my Pussy Pics”.  Check out the Paris Hilton Upskirt Collage after (more…)