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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is getting a divorce.  Ashley Cole, her soccer playing husband has cheated on her one too many times.  What an idiot!  Ashley was voted sexiest woman over Megan Fox.   I think I can totally see why.  Look at her.  She is practically flawless.  The only thing that I don’t care for, if I have to get Critdickal, is the big tattoo that she has around her thigh and all the other ones.  I am really not much of a tattoo liking person.  I think a little rose or some shit like that is ok for a girl to have, but not some big tribal hideous looking thing.  Her legs and the rest of her body are so nice, why ruin it?  I espescially hate when a girl has a nice rack and she goes and gets a huge tattoo on one of her tits.  That just ruins it.  It’s just not my flava!   Cheryl is on The X Factor with Simon Cowell.  I am sure she shot Simon and his billion dollar pecker down a bunch of times.  So who will Cheryl date?  I think she has her choice of pretty much anyone.  Want to see why??? Check out all Cheryl Tweedy Coles hot pics after (more…)

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Paris Hilton’s vagina is back again.  Paris’s poo nanni is like Sarah Palin.  It just WON’T GO AWAY.  It’s been a while since Paris sported her dirty bits all over the town and I think she did it on purpose.  I haven’t heard shit about her in the longest time.  Where has she been?  From the looks of her latest vagina slip, she has been shaving that thing and buffing it with Turtle Wax.  Look at the thing, its polished up and probably pre-lubed and ready to give herpes to the next lucky contestant.  Paris really looks pretty good and is sexy in a dirty kind of way.  With two sex tapes and more nude lunchbox shots than Linsay Lohan, she should have just posed for Playboy.  So should Lindsay!  I mean, with pictures of your junk all over the internet, it would make sense to do a nice, tasteful, Playboy pictorial so you can actually look pretty and not like a raunchy hooker.  Lindsay sort of has the right idea.  She did the Marilyn Monroe remake photo shoot, which actually made Linds look hot again and more importantly, she actually got paid for the photos!  Then she went back and summoned up her inner skank and did the Muse Threesome Photo Shoot.  Either way, I know Paris doesn’t need the money, but what the hell.  Maybe her and Lindsay can do one together.  They could call it, “I finally got paid for my Pussy Pics”.  Check out the Paris Hilton Upskirt Collage after (more…)

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Here is a picture of Lady Gaga and her sloppy vagina.  I guess she wants to show the Papa, Paparazzi her Sloppa,  Sloppa Crotchy.   This is nothing new for Lady Gaga.  I think her vagina is like a kid in third grade that just got out of school, it just wants to come out and play.  The above  picture is from a concert or something she did in London.  Her music is actually pretty decent, very catchy, but sometimes really annoying.  She really does not have a pretty face, and her tits looks like something that comes with bacon and eggs at IHOP.   It looks as if Lady Gaga has eaten out a few girls in her day also.    Rumor had it she was a hermaphrodite, but we can see here there was no penis on her, just a sloppy vajajay.  Here are some more pictures of Lady Gaga’s wardrobe malfunctions, flapjack tits, alien nipples, and her vagina flapping in the wind like a kite on the beach after (more…)

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Tool Academy Season 3 Jennavecia is right where she belongs.  On the FN toilet!  This girl is the filthiest pig ever to step foot into the Tool Academy School.  She was on Bad Girls Club, and now has made her way onto Tool Academy.  I guess she is going to be passed around reality TV just like she was passed around her town like a blow up doll / jizz machine.  I bet that she was inbred or molested by her father or brother.  This season of Tool Academy is filled with more degenerates and losers than ever before.  Episode 2 sent home Shawn Goble and girlfriend Emily Reno.  Too bad because Emily had some nice boobs, but Shawn was a total retard.  He didn’t know how to play the game at all.  Emily talked so much shit that she would leave Shawn if he got kicked off, but she left with him anyway.  Jennavecia needs to go, she makes me want to yak up my KFC.  Check out Emily and Shawn’s  pics below and some pics of Jennavecia being a total scumbag whore after (more…)

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Here is is a great video of Snooki.  It looks to be pre Jersey Shore.  She sings a song called ” I’m gonna fuck you from the speaker”.  She also does a nice little guidette dance but the bonus is her nice upskirt in the video.  She acknowledges that her panties or bathing suit are hanging out for the camera, but then at the end of the video she lets the camera get a shot of her coochie again.  Its a nice white pantie/bathing suit upskirt, but it is very brief.  Anyway, I hope these Snooki Videos keep popping up.  It gives me something to write about and she doesn’t fail to entertain, especially when her boobs and underwear keep showing up.  Here are some more Snooki pics from random places and a couple of Pauly D pics too after (more…)

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Is it me, or did Hayden Panettiere get a boob job?  It looks to me like her boobs have grown quite a bit.  She could have got one of those Ali Lohan semi boob jobs that they claim never happened.   Or maybe she just got a nice push up bra.  Either way, Hayden looks great.  Nothing much besides Heroes has been going on for her lately.  Since I Love You Beth Cooper, she hasn’t been on the big screen.  She has two new cartoon movies coming out pretty soon, and there are a couple more projects including Naomi and Ely’s Kiss where she will co-star with Michael Cera.  He’s hilarious, so that should be interesting.  She also is starring in a movie called Carmel that looks like a real piece of crap.  Her little brother co-stars with her.   She is a decent actress, but I don’t think she can carry a big screen movie by herself.  Here are some pics of Hayden Panettiere’s boobs and a couple cameltoe shots as well.  Her boobs are too small to be called funbags, I’m sure they’re fun, but just not big enough.  Give them a couple more years, she’s only 20.  That Freshman 15 may be coming late and might go in all the right places.  Check out these hot pics of Hayden Panettiere after (more…)

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Jenni J Woww Farley’s has been living up the Jersey Shore fame just as much as the next cast member.  I can’t say that anyone or anything from the show is getting as much publicity as Snooki’s Nude Pictures and Snooki’s Sex Tape, but I would say that J Wow is probably 3rd in the Jersey Shore Celebrity Ranking.  Mike The Situation is coming in at a cool 2nd.  Other than that, J-Woww , Jenni Farley, or her real name Jen McFarlsberg seems to be catching a fair amount of attention.  I know that she was going to the club with Snooki to meet Kim Kardashian and I am sure she will get some Proactiv commercials sometime soon.  I don’t know why, but J-Woww just doesn’t do anything great for me.  I’m definitely more of a Snooki fan, but I’m really waiting for some Sammi Sweetheart naughty pics to surface. Check out the J-woww natural pic,  I think that may have been pre-implants,.  Also, J-Woww’s boyfriend looks kind of like The Situation.   Anyway, we look forward to the next season of Jersey Shore and hope that Jen McFarlsberg can take her plastic cans out and have someone motorboat them until they die from toxic silicone inhalation.

It looks as if  “The Situation” has been doin it Jersey Shore style for quite some time.  I am sorry, but you don’t get abs like that without taking steroids or having plastic surgery.   Mike is definitely one of my favorite characters from the show.  He could be a real douchebag, but at the same time he was pretty funny.  Mike also hooked up with almost every girl on the show, AND THE BOARDWALK!!  Vinny seemed like he really didn’t belong there.  Pauly and Ronnie both fit right in with the tan, roided up body and guido hairstyles.  Vinny looked like a nice guy that wouldn’t know the first thing about fashion, a bottle of hair gel or a bottle of steroids!   Mike frequently compared himself to Rambo. I think that even Sylvester Stallone would agree that this is really “THE SITUATION“.  Here are some pics of Mike The Situation and his steroid abs after (more…)

Leave it to a Kardashian to rip her own baby out by its friggin head!  Kourtney had her baby Mason Dash Disick on December 15th or so.  Above is a video of  Kourtney ripping the baby out of her own Vajajay.  She wasn’t crying, didn’t even look in the slightest of pain. I think maybe she read this book. Scott Disick, or DA-DICK must have a huge one….. or it could just be all the whoring that Kourtney did before she got pregnant.  She ripped that kid out of her snatch faster than Tiger Woods can speed dial the abortion clinic!  Scott Da-Dick is now going to be a terrible baby daddy, but since he has no real job, I am sure he will stick around long enough to get married to Kourtney.  Then after getting enough money and publicity for a good attorney, he’ll divorce her and claim her to be an unfit mother ( a la K-Fed Britney Spears).  Then Scott will take his young heir to the Kardashian fortune and keep him tucked away safely so when all the LardAssians die from liposuction he’ll be ready for baby Mason to collect.  Here are some Kourtney Kardashian upskirts, boob pics, and general pre pregnant hotness after (more…)

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I recently started watching Friday Night Lights the TV show on DVD.  I liked the movie, so I figured that I would give it a shot.  I think it is a really good show and I am sad that it is going off after the next season.  Anyway, I was looking for an excuse to post some pics of Minka Kelly because she is so friggin hot.  I found out  that she is going to do some shitty movie called The Roommate with Leighton Meester, Danneel Harris, and BILLY ZANE!!  Who did Billy blow to get this part?  Working along all these hot actresses beats the shit out of doing a 5 minute cameo in Zoolander.  Hopefully Minka will get some better parts down the road.  Here are a couple pics of Minka and the other girls from the movie after (more…)