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Here is a nice shot of Snooki’s boobs.  I think those bad boys are real.  Those are  definitely her best feature.  We have already seen some Snooki Upskirts, but rumor has it that could possibly be a Snooki Sex Tape, as there are two Jersey Shore cast members that have had sex on film.  As far as a Snooki Playboy Shoot, that is out of the question per her.  She said she would never pose nude.  I think that sucks.  She really has a nice set of cans, and so what if she gained a little weight.  I would buy the issue… Sike!  I would just go and find the pictures online and scap them up.  I haven’t paid to see pictures of a naked girl or bought a porno mag or video  in quite some time.  That’s  one of the reasons why the internet is a great place.  I think Ben Affleck said it best in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, “The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.”  Ain’t that the truth?    Anyway here are some more Snooki boob pics and hot bikini pics, then some pics of her and her friends.  Also check the last two pics out for a pic of Snooki’s nude ass and upskirt pic after (more…)

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J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to pose for Playboy, if the money is right…. Yeah right.  I don’t see the attraction,  maybe just her ass  because when you are looking at that you can barely see her face.   She would probably do the Playboy shoot for a couple free spray tans and a bottle of Clearasil.  Her face is seriously disgusting, with make up on!  Without make up she looks like something that crawled out from underneath the Seaside Boardwalk or a dirty pirate sea hag.  Come to think of it, I bet she  crawled out from under the boardwalk once or twice this summer, and wiped some guys jizz off her face and her monster fake tits.  It’s probably in the deleted scenes of the to be Jersey Shore DVD.  Anyway, this slutbag is going to end up posing for playboy and to me she is the least desirable one out of the whole cast.  I’d even take that annoying bitch Angelina  Ho-lie over her.  Here are some slutty bikini photo shoot pics and J-Woww nude in bodypaint after (more…)

It’s a good day today for all of you Jersey Shore Snooki fans.  Here are a bunch of Snooki’s private photos.  I don’t know how many more episodes of Jersey Shore there are left, but it looks to me like most of these were taken previously to the show.  It seems Snooki has been living the Jersey Whore, I mean Shore lifestyle for quite some time.  Anyway, there are a bunch of great shots. Snooki upskirts, cleavage shots, bikini photos and my favorite are the ones of Snooki kissing a girl.  I definitely believe that she goes both ways and likes a little Clam from time to time with her Hot Italian Sausage. I should have another bunch coming in a few  days and I will be sure to post them asap!  Check out the rest of the pictures after (more…)

This guy Andrew Fenlon was a real asshole.  He looked like Clark Kent mixed with Dexter’s serial killer brother.  Kara proceeded to tell him that she didn’t like him  because he was cocky and impatient.  Menawhile, Simon almost kicked him out of the audition before he even sang.  Once he did sing, I thought he was actually pretty good.  If he wasn’t such a douchebag, I think they may have sent him to Hollywood.  I would watch out for this guy going to my limo if I were any of  the judges.  I wouldn’t be suprised if Kara started receving death threats written in cut out newspaper clippings.  Psycho!

In other Idol news, Pat Ford is definitely not a Womanizer.  This was the funniest audition of the night.   This kid needs to go and take lessons from William Hung. HOLLER!

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Here is a great example of  Snooki doing what she does best..  Whoring it up!  She was nice enough to give us a glance up her skirt to see her Midway Cheese Steak.  Look how wide she can open her mouth!  She must have had a lot of practice.  Even though she is 4 foot 9 I bet she could deep throat a telephone pole with no problem, then kick back with a couple Busch Lites.   I think she would be taller if she stood on her tits.  Those things deserve their own show.  I wonder if they are real. Call it my need to know.  I don’t know where these pics came from or if this scene appears or will appear on the show.  Here are some more pole dancing pics with general whorish poses. Look how she holds that microphone, she’s a natural. Preview and WATCH THE SNOOKI SEX TAPE here!

Snooki and this show are growing on me.  I just started watching it and I think that another reality show definitely will spin off of this one.  I could see a Snooki for Love a la Bret Michaels or something of that nature.   Here is a video of Snooki all stoned with her retarded friends pregaming with some Bacardi O and saying a bunch of dumb shit.  If you want to see Snook adjust her boobies in her Bebe shirt, skip to about 1:20 in the vid.  That’s the best part of the whole thing, also some pillow fighting at the end.  For more Snooki photos, click on this Snooki Tag!

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Last night was the 100th episode of  How I Met Your Mother.  The video above was well done and pretty funny if you watch the show regularly.  Rachel Bilson guest starred and of course they showed the previews as if she was “the mother”, but she was not. She also didn’t look as hot as she normally does (pics below). They sort of dressed her down and made her look so goody goody.   Maybe they did that on purpose cause she was the roommate of Ted’s kids to be mother.  I wonder how long they can drag this shit out?  They have been teasing us with showing us the mother so many times already.  I bet we have seen  her in a bunch of episodes in the background.  She was probably  at the bar,  in Ted’s classes, walking on the street, etc..  Either way congrats to the whole cast for making a good show and hopefully we will get to see “the mother’ real soon.  I just hope they don’t end it after we finally find out who she is.  I’d like to see Ted and the other cast members play through his marriage (if  he gets married) and his children being born.   If that is how they are going to play it, the show could last a long long time.

Lindsay is after another gay person.  She really can’t make up her mind.  First she is a lesbian, now she probably has grown a dick and turned into a fag.  What other explanation is there for her to be chasing Adam Lambert around?  She is like a little trashy groupie and wants Adam’s big gay sausage.   Supposedly she was out at a club in L.A. and Adam was there and she was following him around like a slutty puppy.  She Tweeted that she wants to be in one of his videos.  I think I saw the casting call in the paper for “washed up skank with nice tits”  Lindsay you have a chance! Shortly after she saw Adam she left the club and ran over some poor paparazzi  guy.  Lucky for her she wasn’t driving as she looked pretty tanked in the pics below.  I bet she was so excited over seeing Adam that her Vadge Clamato Juice dripped all over the drivers hands and caused him to slip while steering, thus running down one of the thousand paps trying to take her pic.

I think that all there is to say here is WOW.  The pics below are a little blurry from the shitty French trailer I scapped them off of.   I think we have all been waiting to see this girl’s milkers since she debuted them in Mean Girls.  They are seriously humongous.  I knew it was just a matter of time before she would let those bad boys fly out and go bouncing around the big screen.  She came close in Alpha Dog (pic below) but the screen shot was from way too far away.  Fortunately, you get to see Amber Heard slutting it up in that film.  I wonder what her payday was to get her to expose those coconuts? Probably not that much, but transitioning from TV to movies she probably grabbed whatever job she could find just to get her visibilTITTIE out there.   I am glad to see that she decided to leave Big Love.  I liked that show when it first came out, but it’s the same old boring shit over and over again.  Best of luck with this crappy movie Amanda, but I am sure you will draw great DVD sales for pervs who want to spank it to your cans.

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