Screech’s New Book

This washed up asshole wrote a book. He really gets the scumbag of the year award for this one.  He tried to throw everyone under the bus by saying they all did drugs and screwed each other while they were on the show.  I am sure his skinny dorky gawky ass was doing the same exact thing, but he has no shame.  I guess that’s because he is just as big of a geek as he was in the show in real life.  This book will make the best sellers list because I think most people who watched the show will buy it.  They all want to know what this “porn star” foreclosure having bankrupt dork has to say about all the people that outshined him in the show.  Even Mr. Belding got more ass than poor little Screechy.  Here are some pictures of Jesse Spano naked pole dancing, A.C. Slater’s dimples, Kelly Capowski’s nipples, Zack Morris the Leprechaun, Lisa Turtle’s bad plastic surgery and of course Dustin Dickhead’s sex tape.  Dustin, I give your book one dick, well cause you’re a dick. 

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ 

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  • bungweasel says:

    This no-talent asshole needs to crawl off and die. What a wasted piece of human offal. Bitch, get a job!